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Not trying to be homophobe or say anything stupid here.
But this is a huge problem for many Older Asians as their only heirs are turning out be gay. Don't take that wrong, I mean it's a problem for the older generation, who expected their one child to win the spouse lottery and take care of them in their old age.
Traditionally their children are their retirement plan. Not judging here, just putting it out there. Why it's such a big deal for this guy. Even though he has enough money to provide for him self and certainly doesn't need her to care for him. It's still a matter pride for these folks, who they married and how well they are doing domestically.

Hope that doesn't sound shallow.

jvolstad says

I'll give it a shot. Now where did I put my Viagra?

dublin hillz says

She ain't no beauty queen but after 4 shots of stoli and a glass of merlot she won't be bad either.

That's why I wanted the paper bag.

dublin hillz says

She ain't no beauty queen but after 4 shots of stoli and a glass of merlot she won't be bad either.

Its not like she's exactly trying in that mug shot.

She does look like a mean sucker. Wait, she doesn't suck, that's part of the problem.

You might make 120 million, but if you don't produce an heir, you get fed to 120 starving lesbians.

New Renter says

Rin says

Well, I'd marry her, however, with that amount of money, I'd hire another guy to actually bang her.

Why?

When trying to convert a lesbian the proper strategy is to meet halfway with three ways..of the other kind.

Once I get the daddy's bankroll, I'm off to Rio, and outsourcing my job, just like corporate America would.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Happened long ago.

Lucky you, one butch tried to bite me, for being a guy.

And yes, she looked like a caucasian version of this guy's daughter.

AF is legendary for being able to balance a troupe of Chinatown lesbians on his tongue, all of them having simultaneous multiple orgasms.

He is the Chuck Norris of lesbian conversion.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Rin says

Lucky you, one butch tried to bite me, for being a guy.

This may have been her bulldyke way of flirting. Did you try biting her back? You know, someplace that mattered?

Sorry, had to use my Gin to clean out the cut. I haven't tried a lesbo ever since.

I'm glad that I didn't get rabies.

I've heard of flesh eating bacteria, but I thought the flesh eating lesbian was reserved for Cannibal Anarchy.

You are lucky the bite mark didn't sprout a new bulldyke, you must have got it just in the nick of time.

Ceffer says

You are lucky the bite mark didn't sprout a new bulldyke, you must have got it just in the nick of time.

It's Bombay Sapphire on the rocks to the rescue there; it killed the spores in time.

well if you were a rock skipping along on top of the pond, you would have bottomed out after about a half inch....

CaptainShuddup says

Hope that doesn't sound shallow.

The bigger question is what were you wearing that she had to 'discover' this....

Rin says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Happened long ago.

Lucky you, one butch tried to bite me, for being a guy.