Reward To Any Man Who Can Turn Lesbian Daughter Straight

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2014 Jan 24, 2:07am 10,530 views 22 comments

Reward! $120M!

This man:

Has now doubled his original offer of $60M to anyone who can turn his 33 year old daughter straight:

All it takes is for her to meet the right man, right?

Rin @ 2014 Jan 24, 8:48am

You are lucky the bite mark didn't sprout a new bulldyke, you must have got it just in the nick of time.

It's Bombay Sapphire on the rocks to the rescue there; it killed the spores in time.

Y @ 2014 Jan 24, 10:08am

well if you were a rock skipping along on top of the pond, you would have bottomed out after about a half inch....

Hope that doesn't sound shallow.

Y @ 2014 Jan 24, 10:11am

The bigger question is what were you wearing that she had to 'discover' this....

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Happened long ago.

Lucky you, one butch tried to bite me, for being a guy.

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