Ceffer


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Lawyers Convince Weaving, Slobbering, Slurring, Intoxicated Celebrity To Sue Father's Sperm For Not Making Him Wealthy Enough (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 18 Apr 2019  Posted 2 days ago
Lawyers chortle, "Jump in, Brethren of the Bar, the fees are hot and rampant, and this Nag is good for the mother of all Hollywood legal feeding frenzies! He'll beg...

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Ocasio Cortez 'Best Seller Book Bribe Deal' Falls Through When They Can't Find Ghost Writer Stupid Enough To Translate Her Thoughts Who Can Still Write (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 16 Apr 2019  7 comments, latest 3 days ago
Lobbyists struggle to find other ways to bribe her that ride beneath the radar that she won't blow. It would have been easy because the book would have been only...

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Macron Declares "If I Had Known It Was Worth This Much Free Shit, I Would Have Torched It Myself A Long Time Ago"! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 16 Apr 2019  3 comments, latest 4 days ago
"The Rake-Offs will be Epic. I shoulda ordered a bigger swimming pool! 650 effing mills already!"https://www.dailymail

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Bernie Crows Over Success Of Bribe Laundering Ghost Written Book Deal! Bernie's Rich And Doesn't Apologize. Globalists Warehouse Unread Bernie Tomes (Disguised As Purchases) And Schedule Them For Re-Cycling Shredder. (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 13 Apr 2019  1 comment, latest 8 days ago
Book was test read by selected retarded monkeys who were give free bananas. Book was deemed too dangerous for human readers, as it reduced IQ from 80 to 70 and...

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Clumsy, Grandiose, Vicious OldFuck Reid Demands Free Shit From Corporation For Being Idiot (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 30 Mar 2019  Posted 22 days ago
Old LibbyFucks, never die, they just continue blaming somebody else for their fuck ups and thinking foolishness should always come with a paycheck. He attached it to his SHOWER DOOR....

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The Baloney Factory Hits The Fan As Chicago Mayor And Police Chief Blare About Their Honor, Integrity, Honesty, And Record of Service (Gag) (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 27 Mar 2019  Posted 25 days ago
Foxx: “I can’t believe they are acting all righteous and shit with all the doo doo that goes on around here. We used a carefully crafted formula based on the...

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New TDS Tactic: Trump Is Barry Goldwater
by Ceffer on 25 Mar 2019  2 comments, latest a month ago
"BY ISHAAN THAROOR THE TAKEAWAYThere's a facile contention that President Trump — hostile to free trade pacts and skeptical of grand military alliances — is an isolationist, an advocate of...

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Scores Of LibbyFucks Suffering Agonizing Withdrawals From TDS Addiction Demand That Pundits Fabricate More Trump Conspiracies To Ease Symptoms (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 23 Mar 2019  7 comments, latest a month ago
The sudden failure of the Mueller investigation to provide satisfying and sanctifying release has left myriad TDS LibbyFucks stranded and gasping. Many enter rehab hoping 12 step programs will ease...

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The Cunt Lip Assassin (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 22 Mar 2019  2 comments, latest a month ago
Are your cunt lips big and floppy as Dumbo's ears? Do your vaginal folds protrude and drool like an old hound dog's jowls? Do they cling to your leg and...

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Breaking News From The LibbyFuck Annals of DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Seattle Shit Hole Reacts In Rage Against Homeless! (komonews.com)
by Ceffer on 18 Mar 2019  7 comments, latest a month ago
Just goes to show you, the dazed and confused LibbyFucks actually wake up when something bites them directly in the ass, and then turn their BLAME ENGINES on the local...

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Terrible Loss Of Six Potential Huge Legal Settlements Against Police And Cities (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 18 Mar 2019  6 comments, latest a month ago
Now, 22 baby mommas and 95 children will have to go without the support they COULD have had. Who would have thought that living in the ghetto, spitting at school...

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He Has A Special Coffin With Very Large Bulge In The Middle (inquisitr.com)
by Ceffer on 8 Mar 2019  1 comment, latest a month ago
Death doesn't matter, it is whether the operation was a success!https://www.inquisitr.

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Yeah, FOX, That Was Really, Really Accidental, Yuck, Yuck! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 21 Jan 2019  31 comments, latest a month ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne Meanwhile, Ginsburg's decisions on SCOTUS are being made by a monkey randomly pushing decision buttons, since the pleadings poundage and massive legal fees are already in.

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Richly Rewarded Puppet Of Kakistocracy Calls Trump Economic Doofus (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 25 Feb 2019  Posted 2 months ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne 'I doubt that he would even be able to say that the Fed's goals are maximum employment and price stability,' Yellen said, which, when translated using the Google GreenspanSpeak...

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Dianne Feinstein Tirades Against Brats Made Psychotic By Fake News, Global Warming And Ocasio Cortez (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 23 Feb 2019  8 comments, latest 2 months ago
Old bitch brags about being elected by ballot box stuffed by illegal immigrants preying on California public, claims Royal LibbyFuck Exemptions due to self importance. Fuck you, brats, I'll clear...

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Roman Catholic Church Confesses It Is Riddled With Buggers! (abovetopsecret.com)
by Ceffer on 20 Feb 2019  2 comments, latest 2 months ago
No asshole is safe! Gird your breeches against the frocked menace! Stormy Daniels to begin exorcism practice to remove Satanic homosexual possessions from priests! Slather them with huge garbanzos and...

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Captive Corporate Media Shills Complain Public Able To Think For Self Too Much (abovetopsecret.com)
by Ceffer on 20 Feb 2019  Posted 2 months ago
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/ https://www.theguardian.com/co AGITPROP IS ENDANGERED! SAVE THE AGITPROP! JOBS DEPEND ON IT!

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You Mean The Oscars Are Phony? I'm Crushed, I Tell You, Crushed! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 2 Feb 2019  Posted 3 months ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne Well, the sidewalk stars on Hollywood Blvd, ARE gold.

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From The Annals Of Heh! Heh! Fucking Russian Fuckers From Fuckville! (abovetopsecret.com)
by Ceffer on 30 Jan 2019  1 comment, latest 3 months ago
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/ "Only WE, are allowed to use our discovery to mis-inform and smear!""LOL now Mueller is whining about Russians using some court stuff as disinformation 🤣 Apparently somebody is using...

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Ocasio-Cortez Claims ALL MILLXYer's Are As Stupid As She Is And 'Smart People Like Al Gore' Are Walking All Over Them! (dailymail.co.uk)
by Ceffer on 21 Jan 2019  3 comments, latest 3 months ago
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/us Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says millennials like her believe 'the world is gonna end in 12 YEARS' if climate change is ignored
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