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APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Happened long ago.

Lucky you, one butch tried to bite me, for being a guy.

And yes, she looked like a caucasian version of this guy's daughter.

AF is legendary for being able to balance a troupe of Chinatown lesbians on his tongue, all of them having simultaneous multiple orgasms.

He is the Chuck Norris of lesbian conversion.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Rin says

Lucky you, one butch tried to bite me, for being a guy.

This may have been her bulldyke way of flirting. Did you try biting her back? You know, someplace that mattered?

Sorry, had to use my Gin to clean out the cut. I haven't tried a lesbo ever since.

I'm glad that I didn't get rabies.

I've heard of flesh eating bacteria, but I thought the flesh eating lesbian was reserved for Cannibal Anarchy.

You are lucky the bite mark didn't sprout a new bulldyke, you must have got it just in the nick of time.

Ceffer says

You are lucky the bite mark didn't sprout a new bulldyke, you must have got it just in the nick of time.

It's Bombay Sapphire on the rocks to the rescue there; it killed the spores in time.

well if you were a rock skipping along on top of the pond, you would have bottomed out after about a half inch....

CaptainShuddup says

Hope that doesn't sound shallow.

The bigger question is what were you wearing that she had to 'discover' this....

Rin says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Happened long ago.

Lucky you, one butch tried to bite me, for being a guy.