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He needs to knock up his own daughter. That will create an heir that could approch 75 percent of his own genetics.

Then he can knock up his grand daughter and approach pure clonehood. Who needs random access males? Didn't he see Chinatown? Noah Cross knew how to do it.

Why does he hate his own sperm?

Ceffer says

He needs to knock up his own daughter. That will create an heir that could approch 75 percent of his own genetics.

Then he can knock up his grand daughter and approach pure clonehood. Who needs random access males? Didn't he see Chinatown? Noah Cross knew how to do it.

Why does he hate his own sperm?

New Renter says

I was about to say, "I don't know if I can do it, but I'll try.", until I saw that picture. Now I think she's turned me gay.

She might have a better time meeting men if she wore a paper bag over her head.

Dan8267 says

New Renter says

I was about to say, "I don't know if I can do it, but I'll try.", until I saw that picture. Now I think she's turned me gay.

If that's what "turns you gay" you were already in the closet, hand on the doorknob and pushing on the door.

I would not force her to marry a man. But obviously I would, from my point of view, prefer her to be married and to have grandchildren.”

Yeah, but if you marry her, you end up with a Father in Law that looks like Kim Jong-il.

New Renter says

Dan8267 says

New Renter says

I was about to say, "I don't know if I can do it, but I'll try.", until I saw that picture. Now I think she's turned me gay.

If that's what "turns you gay" you were already in the closet, hand on the doorknob and pushing on the door.

Well, I'd marry her, however, with that amount of money, I'd hire another guy to actually bang her.

Perhaps this guy could wear a wig, call himself Rina, and then, tell her that he's sticking a realistic dildo inside her. She won't know the difference.

Rin says

Well, I'd marry her, however, with that amount of money, I'd hire another guy to actually bang her.

Why?

When trying to convert a lesbian the proper strategy is to meet halfway with three ways..of the other kind.

Rin says

Perhaps this guy could wear a wig, call himself Rina, and then, tell her that he's sticking a realistic dildo inside her. She won't know the difference.

Aha, NOW I see what's going on.

Maybe you and Dan should hook up. You two seem to have a few things in common

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

She'd be more appealing with a little something behind her ears - like her knees.

Now THIS is a man who understands how to convert a lesbian! I predict our PatNet sensi will soon be a very rich, very happy man.

I'll give it a shot. Now where did I put my Viagra?

She ain't no beauty queen but after 4 shots of stoli and a glass of merlot she won't be bad either.

Not trying to be homophobe or say anything stupid here.
But this is a huge problem for many Older Asians as their only heirs are turning out be gay. Don't take that wrong, I mean it's a problem for the older generation, who expected their one child to win the spouse lottery and take care of them in their old age.
Traditionally their children are their retirement plan. Not judging here, just putting it out there. Why it's such a big deal for this guy. Even though he has enough money to provide for him self and certainly doesn't need her to care for him. It's still a matter pride for these folks, who they married and how well they are doing domestically.

Hope that doesn't sound shallow.

jvolstad says

I'll give it a shot. Now where did I put my Viagra?

dublin hillz says

She ain't no beauty queen but after 4 shots of stoli and a glass of merlot she won't be bad either.

That's why I wanted the paper bag.

dublin hillz says

She ain't no beauty queen but after 4 shots of stoli and a glass of merlot she won't be bad either.

Its not like she's exactly trying in that mug shot.

She does look like a mean sucker. Wait, she doesn't suck, that's part of the problem.

You might make 120 million, but if you don't produce an heir, you get fed to 120 starving lesbians.

New Renter says

Rin says

Well, I'd marry her, however, with that amount of money, I'd hire another guy to actually bang her.

Why?

When trying to convert a lesbian the proper strategy is to meet halfway with three ways..of the other kind.

Once I get the daddy's bankroll, I'm off to Rio, and outsourcing my job, just like corporate America would.