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Reward To Any Man Who Can Turn Lesbian Daughter Straight
2014 Jan 24, 2:07am 10,522 views 22 comments
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Ceffer
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2014 Jan 24, 8:09am
She does look like a mean sucker. Wait, she doesn't suck, that's part of the problem.
You might make 120 million, but if you don't produce an heir, you get fed to 120 starving lesbians.
Rin
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2014 Jan 24, 8:09am
Well, I'd marry her, however, with that amount of money, I'd hire another guy to actually bang her.
Why?
When trying to convert a lesbian the proper strategy is to meet halfway with three ways..of the other kind.
Once I get the daddy's bankroll, I'm off to Rio, and outsourcing my job, just like corporate America would.
Rin
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2014 Jan 24, 8:26am
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Happened long ago.
Lucky you, one butch tried to bite me, for being a guy.
And yes, she looked like a caucasian version of this guy's daughter.
Ceffer
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2014 Jan 24, 8:31am
AF is legendary for being able to balance a troupe of Chinatown lesbians on his tongue, all of them having simultaneous multiple orgasms.
He is the Chuck Norris of lesbian conversion.
Rin
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2014 Jan 24, 8:41am
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Lucky you, one butch tried to bite me, for being a guy.
This may have been her bulldyke way of flirting. Did you try biting her back? You know, someplace that mattered?
Sorry, had to use my Gin to clean out the cut. I haven't tried a lesbo ever since.
I'm glad that I didn't get rabies.
Ceffer
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2014 Jan 24, 8:46am
I've heard of flesh eating bacteria, but I thought the flesh eating lesbian was reserved for Cannibal Anarchy.
You are lucky the bite mark didn't sprout a new bulldyke, you must have got it just in the nick of time.
Rin
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2014 Jan 24, 8:48am
You are lucky the bite mark didn't sprout a new bulldyke, you must have got it just in the nick of time.
It's Bombay Sapphire on the rocks to the rescue there; it killed the spores in time.
Y
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2014 Jan 24, 10:08am
well if you were a rock skipping along on top of the pond, you would have bottomed out after about a half inch....
Hope that doesn't sound shallow.
Y
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2014 Jan 24, 10:11am
The bigger question is what were you wearing that she had to 'discover' this....
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Happened long ago.
Lucky you, one butch tried to bite me, for being a guy.
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Reward! $120M!
This man:
Has now doubled his original offer of $60M to anyone who can turn his 33 year old daughter straight:
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/01/23/cecil-chao-hong-kong-billionaire-gigi_n_4651872.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
All it takes is for her to meet the right man, right?