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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,433,401 views  36,540 comments

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20386   HeadSet   2023 Jan 3, 8:01pm  

richwicks says

Photoshop is too easy. I can do this is GIMP which is the poor-mans' photo-shop.

That Michelle pic is obviously a "photoshopped" joke. I think I saw that meme with the real person's head still on it, and this is just a badly done insert of Michelle's head.
20387   richwicks   2023 Jan 3, 8:29pm  

HeadSet says

richwicks says


Photoshop is too easy. I can do this is GIMP which is the poor-mans' photo-shop.

That Michelle pic is obviously a "photoshopped" joke. I think I saw that meme with the real person's head still on it, and this is just a badly done insert of Michelle's head.


I would have taken Michelle Obama's entire body and added something somwhere.

Now that you mention it, that does look like a head photoshopped on another body. The hair is the most visible defect, but also the lighting. Anyhow, I don't believe that's a real nutsack if this was on television.
20389   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 10:30pm  

"See what a nice guy I am for a European Globalist Fascist masquerading as an American Citizen, Mr. DeSantis? Dad would have killed you with piano wire three years ago."

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/82061

20390   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 10:34pm  

Marching orders from Schiff. Twitter was a propaganda circuit, with different amplification/deamplification paths for different agendas, and circuit shut off for unwanted inputs. How Illuminati of Schiff.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/82062
20391   Ceffer   2023 Jan 3, 11:21pm  

Gossip is that 50 percent of plane crashes are assassinations. No problemo killing a planeload of people to get one person. Intels are the greatest single hazard to air safety, LOL! Of course, N wouldn't have anything to do with this? If you are in that sensitive position, take the train or boat or bus.

https://t.me/drue86/30102
20395   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 1:00am  



20396   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 1:12am  

Like we were saying about those plane crashes:



20397   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2023 Jan 4, 7:46am  

Ceffer says

Marching orders from Schiff. Twitter was a propaganda circuit, with different amplification/deamplification paths for different agendas, and circuit shut off for unwanted inputs. How Illuminati of Schiff.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/82062


its weird how names blacked out. they aren’t secret if they are known to bunch of idiot twitter employees.
20398   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 9:42am  

Goddam, Elon went THERE.

20399   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 9:59am  

Well, to be perfectly fair, she thought the "Planet of the Apes" movies were documentaries:

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/23300
20400   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 10:00am  

How high does the rot go, or, where hopium goes to die?:

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/23302
20401   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 10:01am  

Don't know why my wife still watches this channel. Nostalgia? Tucker and a few others, but they are clearly censored off certain topics and have to tap dance around them. Hannity's asshole is flared in doggie receptive position with a big pot of Globalist Crisco within convenient reach.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/23305
20402   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 10:29am  

Vanguard puts moistened finger in the wind and refuses to commit financial hari kari for the daft Green 'designed to fail' agendas. Now, if we can just get them to remove the black computer geniuses from Netlix:

https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/27106
20404   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 10:34am  

LOL!

20408   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 10:39am  

"Commitio Cordis" has been re-named 'Vaxio Cordis Decepticus':

20409   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 10:44am  

Like, DUHHHHH, you don't enslave people by making their lives better. You deal them a rasher of shit from the bottom of the deck.

20410   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 11:04am  

No sooner do the propaganda phrases hit the media, the DARPA AIs start their work:

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/83644

20412   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 11:05am  

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20414   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 11:06am  

They pass blatantly unconstitutional laws that they know are wrong, because it gives them 'struggle session' license until the laws are overturned by lawfare over months or years. Let the persecutions begin!


https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/83686
20418   Patrick   2023 Jan 4, 4:42pm  

Ceffer says

Goddam, Elon went THERE.




@Ceffer That one is fake. This is the real tweet:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1610482997081542657?ref_src=patrick.net


20420   AmericanKulak   2023 Jan 4, 7:42pm  

The New York Times hires David French as opinion columnist
https://www.deseret.com/2023/1/4/23537708/who-is-david-french

"See?! We have a conservative!"
20422   Ceffer   2023 Jan 5, 1:34am  



20423   Tenpoundbass   2023 Jan 5, 8:46am  

Ceffer says






Not the crying game!

On a side note, I was dating this chick(well I was stuck in the friend zone with her) one night she said she wanted to go see this movie. I took her to the cinema, and it was the crying game, I had no idea about the plot or subject matter. Half way through the movie, I told her I had to go to the restroom. I got up and walked past the lobby, then out the door, and right into the parking lot, got in my car, and left her back there in the "Friend Zone" watching her fag movie by herself.
20424   Ceffer   2023 Jan 5, 10:20am  

Tried out some program on Britbox free audition. Scottish, bad sound quality, about some young blond, blue eyed junior cop given a cold case by arrogant, consdescending older (white male) detectives because nobody could solve it. Wasn't but twenty minutes into the show and she was screwing some ugly black guy who was her partner. My wife and I both groaned in tandem and switched it to something else.

We went back to a chick flick British detective show from 2004. Not a minority to be seen, no Asians, no blacks, no multiple , inappropriate ethnic wedgies and implants etc.

I'm fine with theme appropriate roles and ethnicities, but the vomitous woke crap is obviously the KommieKunt struggle session to convince idiots that an increasingly dumbed down Heinz 57 genetic waring blender is the way to go.

Communism is a Royalist plot to sucker punch the populace into absolute central control, and they want the population to go back to a condition of illiteracy and stupidity.

There are internet researchers who say they keep encyclopedias from the early 60's, because after that, they don't trust the informations in written sources.
20425   Patrick   2023 Jan 5, 10:45am  

Ceffer says

There are internet researchers who say they keep encyclopedias from the early 60's, because after that, they don't trust the informations in written sources.


America has become remarkably similar to the old Soviet Union with single-party rule, pervasive corruption in government, and mass censorship.

The old Soviet Encyclopedia used to send out "updates" which would alter facts from the past. One was supposed to remove and destroy the old pages and insert new pages in their place. The University of Michigan had a copy, but would keep all the pages so you could compare.

Now the Wikipedia simply erases the past to please current power. Looks like the "Internet Archive" does this as well.

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