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DEBOONKED! The Turtle is still sharper than Biden OR Fetterman.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/26/politics/mitch-mcconnell-freezes-press-conference/index.html

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters that he’s “fine,” after freezing during a news conference on Wednesday.

McConnell, a Kentucky Republican, stopped speaking in the middle of remarks at his regularly scheduled weekly news conference on Capitol Hill. After a 30-second pause, his colleagues crowded around to see if he was OK and asked him how he felt. GOP Sen. John Barrasso of Wyoming was seen gripping McConnell’s arm and whispered to him, “Hey Mitch, anything else you want to say? Or should we just go back to your office? Do you want to say anything else to the press?”

He said nothing, and was led away from the press conference and towards his office by an aide. He returned to the news conference a few minutes later.

McConnell, asked by CNN what happened and if it is related to his fall earlier this year, said “No, I’m fine,” and then moved on to other reporters.

Dr. Sanjay Gupta weighs in on McConnell freezing at press conference
03:05 - Source: CNN

A McConnell aide said that the senator “felt light headed and stepped away for a moment.”

“He came back to handle Q and A, which as everyone observed was sharp,” the aide said.

McConnell, 81, has faced questions over his health after suffering a concussion and broken ribs from a fall he endured earlier this year. He was hospitalized and forced to go to rehab for several weeks before returning to the Senate in the spring.

Glitch in his matrix.

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He sharted his pants, lucky for him it was a SBD, not a Loud Growler like when Gerald Nadler shit his pants during a presser, and then had to do a locked knee Penguin Shuffle back to his office.
McConnel did the Butt Pucker Waltz to get a change of Depends, the Tuttle was good as new. Back up to his old America back stabbing, communist ass kissing self.

Oh come on, none of you have never zoned out in the middle of talking about some boring shit you don't care about? He looks fit as a fiddle.

Wonder if the CCP or the Globalists roughed McConnell up to remind him of his blackmailed duties, when he was allegedly hurt. CCP allegedly beat the living crap out of Dan Andrews total POS PM Victoria Australia because he hit on the underage daughter of a Tong/CCP big shot, and they said the same shit, that he fell down some stairs. He was recovering for months.

As for McConnell, there are recent vids of him looking like he is crying and the world has ended. Something behind the scenes has definitely bit him in his geriatric ass.

Retirement from Satan's soul sold treadmill is death, or being replaced by a body double, or both.

Mitch McConnel Is Joining The Ranks of Dianne Feinstein, John Fetterman, and Joe Biden



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX19YAleBTM

Dhammastep, no, never.

He had a "TIA"=transient ischemic attack.

He's having it right in front of the cameras for you to see.

The AI robot working inside of McConnell had a screen freeze.

Implanted vril took too big a bite of his pineal gland?

The lady boys on Epstein Island said the Turtle is a real snapper in bed.

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/rebooting-thursday-july-27-2023-c

For their part, Democrats didn’t really have much to say about it, since they are busy covering for their own vaccine-injured senators, including courageous shingles survivor Diane Feinstein and brave, hoodied stroke overcomer John Fetterman, whose brain is permanently rebooting. Not to mention the old basement campaigner himself, Joseph Robinette Biden, whose brain froze in the middle of installing an update somewhere back in 2019.

Even setting the jab issue aside, America’s government is looking more and more like a contentious bingo tournament at an assisted-living facility. How are these people winning elections? Have Americans discarded all standards except party affiliation? If so, we deserve what we’re going to get.

Anyway, then there were three. Three barely-functional senators. Out of fifty.

Kakistocracy, meet Gerontocracy. Soros and Satan smile. They're jizzing themselves in aristocratic Baphomet glee at Chatham House and Tavistock.

Patrick says

Anyway, then there were three. Three barely-functional senators. Out of fifty.

Out of fifty what?

The lady in green tries to reboot him twice...

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Maybe one of those cattle prods the gays use to herd gerbils in and out of assholes would help. Give the ole Turtle's occupying vril a jolt.

I love Real Raw News, even if it's total fiction. It's like a vacation from the regular fake news.

Ceffer says

I love Real Raw News, even if it's total fiction. It's like a vacation from the regular fake news.

It's just more nonsense.

Now do 80 and 90!

https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-at-a-nursing-home-or-the-us-senate-chamber-9-clues-to-look-for

There you are, sitting across from an elderly, demented man drooling on his oatmeal, when suddenly you begin to wonder: Am I in a nursing home, or in the chambers of the United States Senate?? To help you solve the mystery, look for these nine helpful differences:

1.

Nursing Home: Residents call out "Bingo!" to win money

Senate: Residents call out "Aye!" to spend your money

2.

Nursing Home: Costs $10,000 per resident per month

Senate: Costs $10 billion per resident per second

3.

Nursing Home: Residents alert a nurse when they've soiled themselves

Senate: Residents wave to camera as if nothing happened when they've soiled themselves

4.

Nursing Home: Surprisingly, plagued by STDs

Senate: Not surprisingly, plagued by STDs

5.

Nursing Home: Aides tell residents which domino to play

Senate: Aides tell residents which country to invade

6.

Nursing Home: Pudding and smoothies in the cafeteria at 4

Senate: Pudding, adrenochrome, and roasted flies in the cafeteria at 4

7.

Nursing Home: Smells of death and fecal matter

Senate: Same, if the President stops by

8.

Nursing Home: A bunch of old, angry people yelling about missing Matlock

Senate: A bunch of old, angry people yelling about missing Matlock

9.

Nursing Home: Residents all still alive

Senate: Residents were all, at some point, alive

It takes a keen eye to spot the differences - let us know any that we missed!

https://babylonbee.com/news/mcconnell-suffers-stroke-surges-to-lead-in-democratic-primary

https://babylonbee.com/news/aide-pushes-cart-through-halls-of-congress-yelling-bring-out-your-dead

Maybe Mitch's vril will spurt out of his eye like the alien monster, hiss at everybody, and scuttle away with a slime trail into a vent, leaving the collapsed and decerebrate body behind.

Like Ruth Bader, who may have been dead for upwards of a year while her doubles and archival footages and CGIs pretended to be her, the Globalists show their shadow boxing skills by keeping these actors and zombies on stage for their votes.

Last month:

EBGuy says

"The lady in green tries to reboot him twice..."

And it happened again, earlier today. "Mitch McConnell Completely Froze Up Again..."



Link https://twitter.com/HannahPThomas/status/1696936240040321474 46 Seconds