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Mitch McConnel stroking out live


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2023 Jul 26, 1:22pm   1,392 views  29 comments

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9   RayAmerica   2023 Jul 27, 8:39am  

The AI robot working inside of McConnell had a screen freeze.
10   Ceffer   2023 Jul 27, 10:33am  

Implanted vril took too big a bite of his pineal gland?
11   porkchopXpress   2023 Jul 27, 10:50am  

The lady boys on Epstein Island said the Turtle is a real snapper in bed.
12   Patrick   2023 Jul 27, 11:28am  

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/rebooting-thursday-july-27-2023-c


For their part, Democrats didn’t really have much to say about it, since they are busy covering for their own vaccine-injured senators, including courageous shingles survivor Diane Feinstein and brave, hoodied stroke overcomer John Fetterman, whose brain is permanently rebooting. Not to mention the old basement campaigner himself, Joseph Robinette Biden, whose brain froze in the middle of installing an update somewhere back in 2019.

Even setting the jab issue aside, America’s government is looking more and more like a contentious bingo tournament at an assisted-living facility. How are these people winning elections? Have Americans discarded all standards except party affiliation? If so, we deserve what we’re going to get.

Anyway, then there were three. Three barely-functional senators. Out of fifty.
13   Ceffer   2023 Jul 27, 11:39am  

Kakistocracy, meet Gerontocracy. Soros and Satan smile. They're jizzing themselves in aristocratic Baphomet glee at Chatham House and Tavistock.
14   HeadSet   2023 Jul 27, 1:15pm  

Patrick says

Anyway, then there were three. Three barely-functional senators. Out of fifty.

Out of fifty what?
15   EBGuy   2023 Jul 27, 1:28pm  

The lady in green tries to reboot him twice...


16   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2023 Jul 27, 3:04pm  

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17   Ceffer   2023 Jul 27, 3:33pm  

Maybe one of those cattle prods the gays use to herd gerbils in and out of assholes would help. Give the ole Turtle's occupying vril a jolt.
18   Ceffer   2023 Jul 27, 4:11pm  

I love Real Raw News, even if it's total fiction. It's like a vacation from the regular fake news.

19   richwicks   2023 Jul 27, 4:20pm  

Ceffer says

I love Real Raw News, even if it's total fiction. It's like a vacation from the regular fake news.




It's just more nonsense.
21   just_passing_through   2023 Jul 29, 12:20pm  

Now do 80 and 90!
22   Patrick   2023 Jul 30, 9:23am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-at-a-nursing-home-or-the-us-senate-chamber-9-clues-to-look-for


There you are, sitting across from an elderly, demented man drooling on his oatmeal, when suddenly you begin to wonder: Am I in a nursing home, or in the chambers of the United States Senate?? To help you solve the mystery, look for these nine helpful differences:

1.

Nursing Home: Residents call out "Bingo!" to win money

Senate: Residents call out "Aye!" to spend your money

2.

Nursing Home: Costs $10,000 per resident per month

Senate: Costs $10 billion per resident per second

3.

Nursing Home: Residents alert a nurse when they've soiled themselves

Senate: Residents wave to camera as if nothing happened when they've soiled themselves

4.

Nursing Home: Surprisingly, plagued by STDs

Senate: Not surprisingly, plagued by STDs

5.

Nursing Home: Aides tell residents which domino to play

Senate: Aides tell residents which country to invade

6.

Nursing Home: Pudding and smoothies in the cafeteria at 4

Senate: Pudding, adrenochrome, and roasted flies in the cafeteria at 4

7.

Nursing Home: Smells of death and fecal matter

Senate: Same, if the President stops by

8.

Nursing Home: A bunch of old, angry people yelling about missing Matlock

Senate: A bunch of old, angry people yelling about missing Matlock

9.

Nursing Home: Residents all still alive

Senate: Residents were all, at some point, alive

It takes a keen eye to spot the differences - let us know any that we missed!
25   Ceffer   2023 Jul 30, 2:38pm  

Maybe Mitch's vril will spurt out of his eye like the alien monster, hiss at everybody, and scuttle away with a slime trail into a vent, leaving the collapsed and decerebrate body behind.
28   Ceffer   2023 Aug 1, 11:30am  

Like Ruth Bader, who may have been dead for upwards of a year while her doubles and archival footages and CGIs pretended to be her, the Globalists show their shadow boxing skills by keeping these actors and zombies on stage for their votes.
29   The_Deplorable   2023 Aug 30, 5:17pm  

Last month:

EBGuy says
"The lady in green tries to reboot him twice..."

And it happened again, earlier today. "Mitch McConnell Completely Froze Up Again..."



Link https://twitter.com/HannahPThomas/status/1696936240040321474 46 Seconds

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