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2023 Jun 4, 11:26am   582 views  23 comments

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BREAKING: Trumper Congresswoman Lauren Boebert reveals that a retired pro-wrestler who Boebert’s mother has spent over three decades falsely accusing of being Boebert’s father just passed a paternity test that proves that he’s NOT her father.

Boebert admitted to reporters that she and the former wrestler, known as Stan Lane, both took DNA tests about a month ago — and that the test determined that there is a 0.0% chance that he is actually her father.

Boebert’s mom spent decades hounding and suing the former wrestler child support — and even abused her daughter’s position in Congress to publicly ruin his reputation through public attacks.

The former wrestler responded to the news by calling out Boebert’s mom, declaring that, “This situation and the numerous false claims made against me over the years has been stressful for me and my family. I feel that my otherwise good reputation has been tarnished considerably. I and other close members of my inner circle have been dragged into this as well.”

Lauren Boebert responded to the news by admitting that his mother “wrongfully attacked” him for years — and that he “didn’t deserve it.”

https://twitter.com/OccupyDemocrats/status/1665187377499832320?ref_src=patrick.net

Ask yourself why MTG is cucking all of a sudden. She also divorced right after winning her seat. Also, Apple & Tree, etc.

AWALT

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1   mell   2023 Jun 4, 11:32am  

Yup
2   Patrick   2023 Jun 4, 12:53pm  

This is why we need mandatory paternity testing at birth.

https://patrick.net/post/1303173/2017-02-19-patrick-s-platform

"Mandate paternity testing at birth. Eliminate all child support obligation for a non-biological father unless he legally adopts the child."
3   GNL   2023 Jun 4, 2:25pm  

Who is MTG?
4   GNL   2023 Jun 4, 2:25pm  

Why the F did this guy not do a paternity test decades ago?
5   richwicks   2023 Jun 4, 2:41pm  

GNL says

Why the F did this guy not do a paternity test decades ago?


Yeah, this sounds like something that would have happened in the 1980's.

Her mom is a slut too. Imagine being such a whore, that you don't even know the paternity of your own child.
6   richwicks   2023 Jun 4, 2:41pm  

GNL says

Who is MTG?


Marjorie Taylor Greene.
7   RayAmerica   2023 Jun 4, 2:55pm  

Is it too late to do a paternity test on Fidel Castro?
8   clambo   2023 Jun 4, 3:39pm  

Yes, they want your money.
They try to get it directly through subterfuge; sometimes they succeed. "Marriage is grand; divorce is 500 grand."
They also try to get it indirectly through voting for socialist big daddy govermnent to give them free shit and cash.
Of course, there are exceptions and they are fine people. I know some of them.
9   DhammaStep   2023 Jun 4, 3:48pm  

Patrick says

This is why we need mandatory paternity testing at birth.

https://patrick.net/post/1303173/2017-02-19-patrick-s-platform

"Mandate paternity testing at birth. Eliminate all child support obligation for a non-biological father unless he legally adopts the child."

Medical mandates by the state are great when I demand them!
10   Onvacation   2023 Jun 4, 3:49pm  

clambo says

Of course, there are exceptions and they are fine people. I know some of them.

The key to finding a good woman is to be a good man and REJECT all of the bad women. Easier said than done because bad women are a lot of fun.
11   HeadSet   2023 Jun 5, 7:19pm  

GNL says

Why the F did this guy not do a paternity test decades ago?

He did. The lab where he did the test had the result come back negative. But then it was found the lab employee took bribes to switch vials, which invalidated all the tests that worker did.
12   richwicks   2023 Jun 5, 7:22pm  

DhammaStep says

Patrick says


This is why we need mandatory paternity testing at birth.

https://patrick.net/post/1303173/2017-02-19-patrick-s-platform

"Mandate paternity testing at birth. Eliminate all child support obligation for a non-biological father unless he legally adopts the child."

Medical mandates by the state are great when I demand them!


I'm in agreement with this. DNA samples are so easy to obtain, anybody can check paternity with a little bit of money.

I would argue that the law needs to change though so that cucked men aren't responsible for "their" children.
14   GNL   2023 Jun 11, 4:24pm  

DhammaStep says

Patrick says


This is why we need mandatory paternity testing at birth.

https://patrick.net/post/1303173/2017-02-19-patrick-s-platform

"Mandate paternity testing at birth. Eliminate all child support obligation for a non-biological father unless he legally adopts the child."

Medical mandates by the state are great when I demand them!

A man should every right to demand proof that he is the father.
15   richwicks   2023 Jun 11, 4:42pm  

GNL says

A man should every right to demand proof that he is the father.


Easy to do. It's just a mouth swab and a few bucks to a lab.
16   clambo   2023 Jun 11, 4:59pm  

My friend in Santa Cruz paid child support for 18 years to a female in North Carolina; she was a (drunken) one night stand in California.
17   richwicks   2023 Jun 11, 5:04pm  

clambo says

My friend in Santa Cruz paid child support for 18 years to a female in North Carolina; she was a (drunken) one night stand in California.


Was it his kid?
18   clambo   2023 Jun 11, 7:29pm  

Actually I don't recall but I'm going to assume it was his.
19   richwicks   2023 Jun 11, 7:53pm  

clambo says

Actually I don't recall but I'm going to assume it was his.


Price you pay for fucking around. The rules have been set in stone since the 1980's.
20   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2023 Jun 12, 2:54am  

It’s not difficult to buy a pack of condoms each week or so. Heck even Walmart and Target sell them in relatively bulk quantities.

No single man should have sex without using condoms.
21   clambo   2023 Jun 12, 7:29am  

Nobody wears condoms; it's like sucking a tit through a T-shirt.
22   WookieMan   2023 Jun 12, 8:24am  

clambo says

Nobody wears condoms; it's like sucking a tit through a T-shirt.

Yeah. I'm married and have kids. I stopped wearing condoms once we were starting to try for kids. If you're fooling around a lot, with different chicks, I'd say use them for sure so your dick doesn't fall off from some STD. Especially in todays world.

Honestly can't use a condom anymore. I'd lose it before finishing anyway because it feels like nothing. Pull out or plan B. 99% is pull out. Which can be fun too... I can't take any pills either with high BP, my choice. So raw dog it is or it's a noodle with a rubber over it.
23   Karloff   2023 Jun 12, 8:34am  

Along with Justin Castro, I'd also like to see a paternity test on the Obama daughters and the ClintonSpawn.

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