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Which would you rather have?


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2022 Apr 27, 6:53am   700 views  8 comments

by Goran_K   ➕follow (4)   💰tip   ignore  



1) 5 blowjobs from chubby cum slut Vijaya Gadde on the side of the Bay Bridge on ramp.

2) 50 shares of Twitter after Elon relaunches the company.

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1   clambo   2022 Apr 27, 6:59am  

“Give me head, or give me death!”

50 shares at $54? I’m taking the money.

I can get head cheaper from someone else and have money left over.

They call it “arbitrage”.
2   Goran_K   2022 Apr 27, 7:07am  

clambo says
“Give me head, or give me death!”

50 shares at $54? I’m taking the money.

I can get head cheaper from someone else and have money left over.

They call it “arbitrage”.


I agree, I think you're choice is the most financially prudent and in the end is probably the best choice.

But as any straight male who has gone through 5 years of college knows, it's common knowledge that fat girls like Vijaya usually give extremely good sloppy toppy.
3   AmericanKulak   2022 Apr 27, 7:46am  

As Rin might say, 50 free shares valued at $54 or more is at least 2 romps with a high end Montreal Escort or a Customized Sexdoll.

It's a no brainer - take the money.
4   Goran_K   2022 Apr 27, 7:49am  

AmericanKulak says
As Rin might say, 50 free shares valued at $54 or more is at least 2 romps with a high end Montreal Escort or a Customized Sexdoll.

It's a no brainer - take the money.


Rin has always been a wise man.
5   RedStar   2022 Apr 27, 8:09am  

I would gladly buy 5 shares of Twitter to see that smug bitch crying over Elon's takeover as it was rumored.
6   Blue   2022 Apr 27, 8:27am  

Her last name in English is hay!
7   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2022 Apr 27, 8:52am  

I really feel like all of you are grossly underestimating the humiliation/degradation factor resulting from a robust skull/grudge fuck.
8   Goran_K   2022 Apr 27, 9:02am  

FuckTheMainstreamMedia says
I really feel like all of you are grossly underestimating the humiliation/degradation factor resulting from a robust skull/grudge fuck.


publicly, next to a major on ramp

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