2020 Jun 17, 5:23pm
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Only indoors and on private property when requested. If they want to make you wear one outdoors in line I will not shop there.
mell saysOnly indoors and on private property when requested. If they want to make you wear one outdoors in line I will not shop there.Never outdoors. I actually enjoy flagrantly violating pointless rules, so I walked through Stanford Mall without a mask the other evening, even though it is "required". It's an outdoor mall. No one is catching the Wuhan virus outdoors. Statistics bear this out.I'll wear it to go shopping in a grocery store, just because they won't let me in otherwise, and maybe there is some risk indoors, though a grocery store is a huge space so I doubt the mask has any measurable effect.I stopped going to Peets when they wouldn't take my order from 10 feet away, outdoors, without a mask. That's nuts.
I wear a bandana a-la bank robber
I have come to love it. Hat, sunglasses, bandana, total anonymity. I feel like John Dillinger. Also, fuck you Facial Recognition Software.
I wear a T-shirt that advises:'LADIES! BE SAFE AND BREATH THROUGH MY DICK!'
But still not going to wear a mask outdoors until I see at least a tiny bit of evidence that it does anything at all.
Random lady at a local store: “You’re supposed to be wearing a mask.” Me: “I’m supposed to be wearing underwear too, yet here we are.”