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1   mell   2019 Jun 14, 11:43pm  

Noice! But this thread is somewhat useless without pics of Gonzalez's wife
2   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2019 Jun 15, 5:42am  

In olden times, the stewardess would lend a hand.
3   CBOEtrader   2019 Jun 15, 5:50am  

Was blown more than once by new lady friend on a SWA flight.

I unashamedly sit by the hottest girl i see. If nothing else, putting yourself in target rich environments = results.
4   Patrick   2019 Jun 15, 8:01am  

Oh man.

And yes, why not sit next to the hottest woman around? I do that too.

It's amazing how you can have entire micro-relationships on a flight or a train ride, even without saying anything.
5   Tenpoundbass   2019 Jun 15, 8:10am  

I like to fart rape my flight wife.
6   porkchopXpress   2019 Jun 15, 8:37am  

I once sat in a window seat. Husband sat in the aisle and his wife sat in the middle. It was a 3-hour flight and the husband was watching movies on his laptop the whole time. I had the most subtle, intense exchange over a period of 3 hours with the man's wife just chatting and then touching each other's knees, while trying to avoid her husband seeing. She ended up giving me a HJ under her blanket and cleaned it all up with it. We secretly exchanged numbers but I never hooked up with her again. Incredible experience.
7   Ceffer   2019 Jun 15, 10:43am  

i thought this was included in First Class. He was arrested for not paying the upgrade price?
8   just_passing_through   2019 Jun 15, 10:56am  

Flight on SouthWest Airlines a month ago the wife sat by the window and husband aisle with me in the middle because I'm cheap and board the plane last. They kept passing shit across me at first and crap like that. I had a to pick a movie on my laptop. Decided on "Cheap Thrills".

Scenes like guy sneaking into neighbors house and taking a dump on the floor. Drugs, blood, dead dog, sex, murder, finger chopped with a cleaver.

Good stuff to share!

Wifey wound up putting a blankey over her head.
9   Booger   2019 Jun 15, 11:37am  

just_dregalicious says
Decided on "Cheap Thrills".

Scenes like guy sneaking into neighbors house and taking a dump on the floor. Drugs, blood, dead dog, sex, murder, finger chopped with a cleaver.


Will have to put that one in my queue.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheap_Thrills_%28film%29
10   Onvacation   2019 Jun 15, 12:06pm  

Booger says
just_dregalicious says
Decided on "Cheap Thrills".

Scenes like guy sneaking into neighbors house and taking a dump on the floor. Drugs, blood, dead dog, sex, murder, finger chopped with a cleaver.


Will have to put that one in my queue

Sick bastard.

Keep the memes coming.
11   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2019 Jun 15, 12:39pm  

If I was sitting next to them I’d blackmail the wife for a bj in exchange for telling the cops that I didn’t see them do anything.
13   Tenpoundbass   2022 Nov 9, 5:41pm  

I'm guilty of Love in the first degree!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOQEhFY7js8
14   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Nov 9, 6:12pm  

wife helped!!! legend!!!
15   clambo   2022 Nov 10, 7:02am  

Shit I never got any action on a flight.
I did get a number of a girl next to me and I later saw her in San Francisco for a rendezvous several times.
16   stereotomy   2022 Nov 10, 7:24am  

Tenpoundbass says

I like to fart rape my flight wife.

I laughed my ass off (pardon the pun) about this one, and had to look it up (from Snopes, that paragon of truth and trust):

FART RAPE: HOW CRAZY ARE FEMINISTS?

"By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn't fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to rape culture and women being oppressed."
17   WookieMan   2022 Nov 10, 7:27am  

clambo says


Shit I never got any action on a flight.
I did get a number of a girl next to me and I later saw her in San Francisco for a rendezvous several times.

Outside of an HJ under a blanket I don't believe I could get action from the wife. Definitely not in the bathroom of modern planes. 6'3" 210lbs doesn't work well in plane bathrooms. I legit cannot stand up in them. I'm coordinated but am clumsy if that makes sense. FA's would know what is going down.

Depends on the mood but going to Mexico Tuesday. Was gonna bring this guy from the tool box: https://www.lovense.com/bluetooth-remote-control-vibrator

Only catch is we have a client on our flight. We'll have fun down in Mexico, but not sure she'll be on board during the flight for play. These things are fun if you guys haven't tried them with the lady. Especially in public.
18   clambo   2022 Nov 10, 7:42am  

Depending on your luck, your bag might be examined by a Mexico customs agent who may ask you "what is this?"

It's not prohibited however.
19   zzyzzx   2022 Nov 10, 9:42am  

clambo says

Depending on your luck, your bag might be examined by a Mexico customs agent who may ask you "what is this?"


I'm guessing that they see them all the time and won't give it a second thought.

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