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The sad state of "music" today - The Lizzo cellulite tour. Sponsored by the Association of Fast and Fatty Foods. WARNING: linked images may crack your monitor screen and induce nausea.


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2019 May 1, 8:07am   1,803 views  10 comments

by Al_Sharpton_for_President   ➕follow (5)   💰tip   ignore  

Just received a Madison Square Gardens concert e-mail, which included a concert by someone named Lizzo, apparently a morbidly obese black woman, singing love songs for the big boned woman. Well, there certainly is a large and growing sympathetic audience.



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1   Automan Empire   2019 May 1, 9:07am  

Look, I said I was somewhat of a CHUBBY chaser, not a cellulite chaser or Melville LARPer.
2   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 1, 9:10am  

The music today is controlled by the same producers and the same track Doctors.

You wont make any money in music, if you don't use those producers, and send it to about 10 people to put an "ooh" and an "ah" here and there, then on to another guy who presses one key on the keyboard intermittently on the track then onto the next clown that has to put his favorite Waves VST on it, then onto another guy who has the same tired library over used beats. By time your hit blows up. Terrel, Drake, PDiddy, Kanye and a whole slew of no talented assclowns get more in their cut of Royalties than you do as the Artist. Not only that, they then all have credit in the Song Writing because of their tiny minuscule input. These Artist cabal have cozy agreements with the Digital payout process. That those songs are the only ones that ever see any money through downloads and streams.

You could be an independent and posted the best song ever made on line and it streams a trillion times. Those streams are all calculate to payout to the top Artists. You'll get something like .000001243 per play while those producers I mentioned will buy a new Super Car from your effort.
3   HeadSet   2019 May 1, 9:20am  

WARNING: linked images may crack your monitor screen and induce nausea.

And remember, these pictures have been enhanced to make the model look better.
4   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 1, 10:27am  

Tenpoundbass says
You wont make any money in music, if you don't use those producers, and send it to about 10 people to put an "ooh" and an "ah" here and there, then on to another guy who presses one key on the keyboard intermittently on the track then onto the next clown that has to put his favorite Waves VST on it, then onto another guy who has the same tired library over used beats. By time your hit blows up. Terrel, Drake, PDiddy, Kanye and a whole slew of no talented assclowns get more in their cut of Royalties than you do as the Artist. Not only that, they then all have credit in the Song Writing because of their tiny minuscule input. These Artist cabal have cozy agreements with the Digital payout process. That those songs are the only ones that ever see any money through downloads and streams.


That's exactly correct. One of the reasons all the hits sound the same is because it's produced the same by the same people.
5   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 1, 10:46am  

HonkpilledMaster says
That's exactly correct. One of the reasons all the hits sound the same is because it's produced the same by the same people.


I know it's correct. My black Liberal friend I mention from time to time. Went back to college about ten years ago to study Music and Music business.
He's been trying since then to make money on CD Baby, Spotify, and Padora and the like. He's been struggling for a couple years get his songs produced, licensed and published. Now he's getting plays, he's researching into why he doesn't get paid, and this all of the stuff he is finding out.
So now, he says the only way to make money at music. Is to give master classes on techniques, tips and marketing webinars, to the next generation of delusional hopefuls.

Pretty soon the people selling ways to make money on the Internet will out number the people actually making money on the Internet. I said Internet but interchange "Music" as well.
6   Ceffer   2019 May 1, 10:49am  

She's found dead, smothered baby cadavers in her folds and never even knew she was pregnant.
8   clambo   2019 May 1, 1:10pm  

"You can bet, the big ones sweat."

They sometimes exude a slightly sour odor, the sweat and teeming bacteria mix to make a pungent brew.

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