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Dem candidate doability index


               
2019 Jan 23, 7:48am   1,474 views  11 comments

by Al_Sharpton_for_President   follow (6)  

Rank 'em.

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1   cmdrda2leak   2019 Jan 23, 8:02am  

Shrinky.
Skanky.
Shrinky.
Shrill.
2   Ceffer   2019 Jan 23, 10:57am  

Is Ruth Ginsburg's dance card full yet?
3   Ceffer   2019 Jan 23, 11:05am  

I'd have to install some heavy duty shocks and ear plugs before giving Kamala a ride. The spelunking graffiti would be entertainment while humping, though. "Willie was here, and here, and here, and here!"
4   Ceffer   2019 Jan 23, 11:08am  

Elizabeth Warren is embarrassing, because in a restaurant, she can toss a buffalo wing in the air and hit it with and arrow. If you don't satisfy her, though, let it suffice to say you better already be bald.

I can't visualize the other two yet until they have run and gotten me some coffee.
5   Tenpoundbass   2019 Jan 23, 12:36pm  

Kamala Harris tried to get the head of ICE to equate ICE to the KKK.

She was grilling him. "Can you see the perception, that SOME may see ICE as bias and racist" she kept interrupting...

He would then just say... "Well no I don't see any parallel that would suggest that their is any racial bias at all."

She would then interrupt again. I said "Perception, you don't think some people "FEEL" that there is a racial overtone and view ICE as racist?"

Now first of all there are no provisions in Law for your feelings or perceptions, I would hit her with that angle, but instead he finally snapped and said.

"You're trying to get me to say that there's a correlation between the KKK and ICE, that ICE is the KKK! IS that what you're trying to get me to say?"

She then shut the fuck up and slinked back down into the bowls of hell.
Because she knew fucking well she was crossing WAY the FUCK over the line.
6   Tenpoundbass   2019 Jan 23, 12:37pm  

I wouldn't fuck any of them with Hillary's bedside strap on.
7   HeadSet   2019 Jan 23, 12:40pm  


Looks like she knows Hey You in the Biblical.
8   Ceffer   2019 Jan 23, 12:52pm  

They all look like competent pecker-ectomists, so all this speculation may be in vain.
9   Rin   2019 Jan 23, 12:56pm  

In Rin's parallel universe, it's the younger, strap-on Hilly with Bazonkas!


10   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2019 Jan 23, 4:52pm  

willywonka says
Rank 'em.



Hell yes.



YES!



Sure, why not.



Not a chance in hell.
11   Ceffer   2019 Jan 23, 5:58pm  

Kamala looks really meaty, but with a gnarly bush that pokes embarrassingly up through her cleavage from time to time. If she actually decide she likes you for some reason, you have a crazed stalker for life, so do your business without elaboration or emotion.

Tulsi Gabbard has a strange combination of plastic surgery and pimply stevedore's complexion. If the zits don't go below her upper back, she is do-able.

Kirsten Gillibrand is White and should be executed, unless she engages in especially hot lesbian sex before consummation. It might be like subjecting yourself the sex whims of Titania McGrath.

Doing Warren is a mercy fuck, but PTSD therapy will be necessary for years.

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