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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,410,972 views  36,272 comments

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19589   Patrick   2022 Nov 30, 9:30am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/anti-science-right-wingers-protest-common-sense-covid-restrictions




SHANGHAI — According to sources, thousands of right-wing, anti-science extremists have converged in Shanghai to protest Chinese President Xi's common sense COVID restrictions.

"These science deniers are extremely dangerous," said CCP Propaganda Minister Yin-Yon Yangalong. "Our benevolent President Xi has locked thousands of people in their homes for several weeks for their own safety. This is a very compassionate and pro-science policy and anyone who questions it is a right-wing bigot."

The minister went on to explain that thousands have already been saved from COVID as they have starved to death or burned to death locked in their own apartments. "After extensive scientific research, we found that dead people are completely safe from being infected with COVID," he said, smiling.

Biden has offered his support to protestors in a public statement, saying: "Come on, man! Flarpjack mibbymufflins! Lardledoo!" The administration, however, quietly pledged support for President Xi, promising they would work with tech companies to silence dissent whenever possible.

At publishing time, Canadian PM Trudeau had also offered to help President Xi, citing his experience with trucker protests.
19591   Ceffer   2022 Nov 30, 12:10pm  

Yeah, as if nobody didn't finally figure that out.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/21602
19592   Ceffer   2022 Nov 30, 3:07pm  

Guess they are getting desperate for cover stories for their lab generated bioweapons, going back to old sci fi mags for inspiration.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/80750
19593   Ceffer   2022 Nov 30, 4:23pm  

You can say that again.
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/37884
19595   Patrick   2022 Nov 30, 6:41pm  

OMFG! This "reader context" thing is brilliant.

Please, more, MORE!

God bless Elon.
19596   stereotomy   2022 Nov 30, 6:46pm  

AmericanKulak says





I saw what you did there . . . and yes, it's Fucking Awesome!
19597   AmericanKulak   2022 Nov 30, 7:00pm  

How the Media chooses what to write about:

19600   Ceffer   2022 Nov 30, 11:34pm  

The true narcissist avoids talking about how his/her actions have damaged others, only how he/she got caught and now he/she has to pay a price, feeling sorry for him/herself as if victimized.
https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/42473
19601   Ceffer   2022 Nov 30, 11:43pm  

What exactly was that that hit the Pentagon on 9/11?
19602   richwicks   2022 Dec 1, 12:02am  

Ceffer says

What exactly was that that hit the Pentagon on 9/11?


A plane did.

If it didn't, why didn't they just use the plane? They HAD a plane to use. Why use a missile instead?

I hate this stupid conspiracy theory. What do you think they did? Kill all the passengers, and sink the plane in the ocean or repaint it and give it a new number or something?
19603   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Dec 1, 8:56am  

stereotomy says


AmericanKulak says





I saw what you did there . . . and yes, it's Fucking Awesome!



the way i read it, it does legalize any 2 people marriage. its just 1 page long, easy to read.
19604   BayArea   2022 Dec 1, 9:07am  

Ceffer says


What exactly was that that hit the Pentagon on 9/11?



It’s out of this world that we don’t have clear footage of this incident on tape given it’s supposed to be one of the most secure buildings on earth.

This is like 1000x more egregious than Epstein’s camera being off that night.
19605   REpro   2022 Dec 1, 10:14am  

BayArea says

Ceffer says


What exactly was that that hit the Pentagon on 9/11?



It’s out of this world that we don’t have clear footage of this incident clearly on tape given it’s supposed to be one of the most secure buildings on earth.

This is like 1000x more egregious than Epstein’s camera being off that night.

Do you have original link to this?
That something people are waiting for.
19608   Ceffer   2022 Dec 1, 1:39pm  

19609   Booger   2022 Dec 1, 4:30pm  

19610   Onvacation   2022 Dec 1, 5:06pm  

Career Paths for Gender and Race Majors
19611   Ceffer   2022 Dec 1, 5:31pm  

19614   Ceffer   2022 Dec 1, 7:57pm  

19618   Ceffer   2022 Dec 2, 10:42am  

China kicked off the Covid scam in Wuhan by using closely spaced 5G towers to kill a bunch of people and claim it was the weaponized virus. When is our own country, probably so called Homeland Security, going to deploy it against us en masse. A huge 5G tower looks like it is built outside of a Safeway in Live Oak. I can see the 5G attachments along the main roads in Santa Cruz.

Ceffer says



https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/83924
19620   DD214   2022 Dec 2, 12:21pm  

19621   Ceffer   2022 Dec 2, 5:24pm  

19622   Ceffer   2022 Dec 2, 5:38pm  

A little EMP action from G20 for Klaus? Woo claims one of the Biden actors was killed at G20, why he didn't show up for the last day or two of activities. No problemo, they have lots of rubber masks and several more actors in the stable.
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/83994
19623   Ceffer   2022 Dec 2, 5:42pm  

19624   Ceffer   2022 Dec 2, 6:54pm  

Because Satan gives you one warning that is the truth, then it is all lies and blame the victim time?
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/21676
19625   Patrick   2022 Dec 2, 7:37pm  

Everyone in India who mandated injections of that crap should be tried and hanged for mass murder.
19626   Ceffer   2022 Dec 3, 1:03am  

Guess that was 50 percent for the 'Big Guy', not a diddly squat 10 percent. No wonder poor Hunter was always running out of money for hookers and cocaine, what a mean Dad Actor.
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/38134
19627   Ceffer   2022 Dec 3, 1:14am  

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