I used to eat these a lot for quick cheap breakfast. Then came the time the guy rolled a hand truck past the front of my car in the drive through, stacked with frozen boxes of "scrambled folded eggs." Those sausage mcmuffins on sale were tasty and practically free food, but I noticed they resulted in hydrophobic poop that demanded its way out of my ass, and actively spun around in the bowl like a Cap'n Crunch baking powder bathtub toy. Same with Weinerschnitzel and their occasional promotional Italian Sausage and bratwurst. Delicious going down, but always with a heavy price to pay with the painful shits inevitably arriving later.
At some point I picked up a nifty electric breakfast sandwich maker, which really upped my eat at work game. (Heavily self-employed.) It was clever and versatile, BUT kind of a pain in the ass to clean after use especially in a work-sink setting. Eventually the novelty kind of wore off and it just sat on a shelf in the storage area till the cats knocked the inserts into a rather full catbox, and I decided I couldn't be arsed to clean them again so the whole thing went in the scrap metal at that point after salvaging the AC cord.
I also once frequented the local Jack in the Crack for the el cheapo Breakfast Jacks, on the "How could they screw THAT up?" premise. Welp, they could, and I got sick a couple of times in a row and quit going there for life.
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