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Onvacation says

So she points them out and shakes them, and he is not supposed to look?

Advice for women, wear a burka if you don't want boys to look.

Took me a long time to reach enlightenment about this one. Finally got it from https://heartiste.org/

The answer is that woman shake their tits to get attention from the right men, not from all men, but unfortunately there are a lot of men around, so she has a hard time shaking them selectively.

She reserves the right to be offended at the effrontery of actually looking at them if you are not her idea of the right kind of guy.

But if you're tall and rich and whatever enough, then the exact same actions that she would find offensive would be welcomed instead.

It's all about the female right to select and reject. This double standard keeps a lot of HR women employed helping out other women who are dressing provocatively to get the boss's attention but get some unwanted plebe's attention instead.

Could you kindly keep your spurting milk glands pointed elsewhere, madam? They are distracting me.

Madam to you:

Sir, I do not give a shit about you or whether you are distracted. I'm trying to use my tits to get the attention of the CEO over there. Would you step out of his line of sight please? If you don't, I'll call HR and you will be fired.

Ceffer says

spurting milk glands

Sproinging. You meant sproinging.

I hope they weren't spurting, unless you're into that kind of thing.

Patrick says

if you're tall and rich and whatever enough, then the exact same actions that she would find offensive would be welcomed instead.

I.e. "they let you to grab them by the pussy"

It's true.

Re: “grab them by the pussy.”
I was introduced to several girls who were advised by the other female that I was:
Single, no alimony, no kids, had some dough, liked girls not guys.
They threw the pussy at me.
One here is suggesting that she find a girl for a three some; “We’re both gonna suck your dick real good.”
I surely didn’t hear such ideas when I was younger (more attractive) but still in the “capital accumulation phase.”

clambo says

I surely didn’t hear such ideas when I was younger (more attractive) but still in the “capital accumulation phase.”

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LOL! They want to put you back into the 'capital depletion' phase. Sounds like the bitches are ready to roll you. It's a good thing you aren't still in business or they would be setting you up for harassment lawsuits.

My business always surrounded me with women, but I kept a wide berth. I only had the most perfunctory conversations with them and maintained professional reserve. They chronically attempt to dumb stick you one way or another. Before I sold the last business, I kept my wife in there and that helps a lot.

I have a collection of stories from various colleagues and some wound up sued by 'friendly' staff. When I was younger and working around, there was a guy who wasn't even 40 yet and he had been divorced three times, every time because of a new affair with a new office girl who became the next wife. With some guys, the dumb stick never learns.

Patrick says

Onvacation says

So she points them out and shakes them, and he is not supposed to look?

Advice for women, wear a burka if you don't want boys to look.

Took me a long time to reach enlightenment about this one. Finally got it from https://heartiste.org/

The answer is that woman shake their tits to get attention from the right men, not from all men, but unfortunately there are a lot of men around, so she has a hard time shaking them selectively.

She reserves the right to be offended at the effrontery of actually looking at them if you are not her idea of the right kind of guy.

But if you're tall and rich and whatever enough, then the exact same actions that she would find offensive would be welcomed instead.

It's all about the female right to select and reject. This double st...

Where is that cartoon for that when toy need it?

Sounds like material for a country and western song: "She shone her headlights my direction, but they weren't for me."

I wonder if they had something that made their breasts make noise like a whirring light saber, they would buy it.

Ceffer says

Sounds like material for a country and western song: "She shone her headlights my direction, but they weren't for me."

Gotta add a line about "high beam" in there too.

clambo says

One here is suggesting that she find a girl for a three some; “We’re both gonna suck your dick real good.”

Caution!

There was a story about some rich idiot doctor who let a woman suck his dick though he did not want any relationship with her. She went in the bathroom with a kit she had ready, spit the cum into the turkey baster, and got herself pregnant.

Then she sued for child support, and she got it. Judge ruled that he had sex with her and kid was definitely his, bam.

This happened to me (not from a blowjob) in my 20s. She miscarried though. Since then I keep control of the condom and flush it down the toilet right away.

Rin stacker, everyone ...

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Patrick says

clambo says

One here is suggesting that she find a girl for a three some; “We’re both gonna suck your dick real good.”

Caution!

There was a story about some rich idiot doctor who let a woman suck his dick though he did not want any relationship with her. She went in the bathroom with a kit she had ready, spit the cum into the turkey baster, and got herself pregnant.

Then she sued for child support, and she got it. Judge ruled that he had sex with her and kid was definitely his, bam.

Happened to Boris Becker as well - don't remember what came out of that case.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/cuomo-hires-criminal-defense-attorney-avoids-public-scandals-mount

In this article is a twatter video of a pretty hot chick (I'd give her an 8, possibly an 8.5-9 if she had a sufficient rack which is hard to see in the video), flirting with cummo about "eating the whole sausage" as he invites her to his table. A great lesson in biomechanics. This video happened a while ago but it's clear that the chick knows she's hot and enjoys taking pics with cummo and I wouldn't be surprised if he fucked her later as she was clearly looking for an in into the political caste. Women in their prime dig rich and powerful men and there's literally no act imaginable that would constitute harassment by the right buy in their eyes. As they age and turn harridan suddenly these become offenses as their hindbrain rewrites history better than 1984. That's why you have to take them with a grain of salt and fuck them in their prime.

Either way, cummo is fucked as the harridans returned and now demand their pay for their modern day misery.

Interesting. This smells just like what happened to Al Franken. Franken was sacrificed on the alter of "me-too" to give credence to sexual harassment attacks on Republicans. Franken was the price to pave the way for nonsense like the Kavanaugh slander. This is a coordinated political targeting of Cuomo, and one of the 3 attack vessels includes one babe running for Borough president. This is no coincidence. I wonder who the follow-on victim will be. Maybe Trump if he retains too much influence.

HeadSet says

I wonder who the follow-on victim will be. Maybe Trump if he retains too much influence.

Most of the women that they found to talk about Trump said he was always a gentleman when they threw themselves at him.

The Don has a Teflon cock that lawsuits don't stick to
Any skank that tries to entrap him will get "Stormy'ed" and end up paying him money.

Besides, Trump fucks Melania! 'nuff said.

mell says

the harridans returned and now demand their pay for their modern day misery

Good summary of feminism in a nutshell right there.

HeadSet says

Interesting. This smells just like what happened to Al Franken. Franken was sacrificed on the alter of "me-too" to give credence to sexual harassment attacks on Republicans.

Franken for sure. I think Cuomo is a legit made up distraction though with the harassment. He didn't do anything illegal, but it moves the story away from Covid. He fucked it up if you're to believe that it's as serious as the left makes Covid.

Harassing a women isn't a crime, but is a good story to cover up his Covid fuck up. Outside of real crimes, I'm not sure what the media would run with to distract from killing grandmas. Either way, the guy is governor of one of the largest and richest states in the country. He'll do just fine even if he resigns.

WookieMan says

Either way, the guy is governor of one of the largest and richest states in the country. He'll do just fine even if he resigns.

Correct. Like Eric Candor, he will collect on his deferred payola when forced out of office.