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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,484,215 views  36,947 comments

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7307   rocketjoe79   2020 Sep 7, 5:13pm  

Patrick says
Didn't know "little minute":

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=little%20minute

quick minute; almost more quickly than a minute.
I'll have that done for you in a little minute.



New to me as well. Other measures of time:

Older than dirt: Geological timespan, < 1 aeon, >> 1000 years
Old as Methuselah (~700 years)
Coons age: approximately 2-3 years, Racoon Lifetime
Month of Sundays: 30 weeks
It'll be a while: ~15 minutes
Little while: ~5-10 minutes
Just a minute: Less than 2 minutes?
Just a sec: less than a minute
Split second: time between Stop light turning green and the guy behind you honking his horn
7314   Bd6r   2020 Sep 9, 9:50am  

I don't know how to extract video from here but it is quite funny:

https://twitter.com/RudyHavenstein/status/1202449911356239874
7315   Patrick   2020 Sep 9, 7:51pm  

This will work, but the page has Google spyware on it:

https://twdownload.com/download-track/
7316   richwicks   2020 Sep 9, 9:10pm  

You can use youtube-dl - you have to get the address of the video:

youtube-dl https://twitter.com/i/status/1202449911356239874



7317   Bd6r   2020 Sep 9, 9:15pm  

richwicks says
You can use youtube-dl - you have to get the address of the video:

thanks
7320   Patrick   2020 Sep 10, 8:50am  

zzyzzx says

www.youtube.com/embed/qXmWGBtArBQ


That guy is right, NAFTA killed their jobs.

Perot was right, NAFTA was going to suck jobs to Mexico.

Trump was right, NAFTA was a bad deal for US workers.
7325   Booger   2020 Sep 10, 6:57pm  

Governor of Michigan:

7340   Ceffer   2020 Sep 12, 12:55pm  

One of my presumed liberal neighbors on the public service union dole sent me this. I nearly shat my pants and fainted. I have to tell him to stop doing this.

Maybe a nefarious conservative hacker hijacked his email.
7345   Booger   2020 Sep 12, 5:02pm  

Movie reference here:

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