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Michelle Obama is a DUDE?


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2016 Nov 11, 7:41am   27,185 views  60 comments

by joshuatrio   ➕follow (4)   💰tip   ignore  

Ok... I always thought this "chick" (Michelle) looked sketch the last 8 years, and then someone forwarded me a few youtube video's about "her" - and damn, I'm partially-convinced that Michelle is transgender. WHICH would clear up why Obama has been so pro gay/transgender rights.

I'm not big into conspiracy theories, but I always thought "Michelle" looked insanely dude like.

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29   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Nov 12, 8:21am  

If I hurt anyone's feelings by characterizing certain language as disgusting, racist, or classless, I apologize. I certainly didn't want to make anyone feel bad or like they couldn't have a conversation. If you weren't in fact trolling, please continue. I'll try not to hurt anyone's feelings in the future.

Honestly, to me the topic at hand is pretty absurd.

30   Patrick   2016 Nov 12, 8:26am  

YesYNot says

I certainly didn't want to make anyone feel bad or like they couldn't have a conversation. If you weren't in fact trolling, please continue.

Thanks! I'll assume you really mean that.

I wish the whole country were like that.

31   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 Nov 12, 10:01am  

rando says

I'll assume you really mean that.

Honestly, I think it's a shame when a serious discussion gets cut off, like what happened to Larry Summers when talking about women in Science. Further, I don't intend to shut down conversations here. I do think it's somewhat ironic that we cannot discuss whether a statement is sexist or racist for fear of offending whoever made the statement. Most speech seems to offend someone, though, doesn't it?

32   joshuatrio   2016 Nov 12, 11:08am  

YesYNot says

If I hurt anyone's feelings by characterizing certain language as disgusting, racist, or classless, I apologize. I certainly didn't want to make anyone feel bad or like they couldn't have a conversation. If you weren't in fact trolling, please continue. I'll try not to hurt anyone's feelings in the future.

I highly doubt anyone's feelings got hurt - especially on an internet forum (truthfully, I could give two giant shits what you call me). I was just pointing out the utter hypocrisy of the left.

YesYNot says

Honestly, to me the topic at hand is pretty absurd.

Not really. If you look at it objectively, it makes sense. While I think Obama is a douche, I have no beef with Michelle. And this actually makes sense on why Obama pandered to the LGBT community.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

Michelle used to win hard on contests against the hockey team in high school.

LOL

33   turtledove   2016 Nov 12, 12:23pm  

I'll try not to hurt anyone's feelings in the future.
=================

All I know is, I'm deeply offended.

Oh wait... I meant offensive. I sometimes confuse the two.

34   justme   2016 Nov 12, 12:52pm  

joshuatrio says

I'm not big into conspiracy theories, but I always thought "Michelle" looked insanely dude like.

What conspiracy would that be? A conspiracy between your balls to leave you and attach themselves to Michelle Obama?

Even if you (claim you) are not big on conspiracy theories, you ought at least to know what a conspiracy is. I think.

35   Patrick   2016 Nov 12, 2:28pm  

justme says

What conspiracy would that be?

Well, assuming it's true that Michelle is a man (which is super-unlikely but not impossible, imho) then the conspiracy is simply their agreement to cover that up.

36   Shaman   2016 Nov 12, 2:48pm  

I believe it's considered crass to "out" a transgender person of either sex. So even if the obamas were proud of Michelle (or Barack) being transgender, they wouldn't say it. Am I wrong?

38   6b5f   2017 Jan 1, 9:27am  

The truth sucks, and so does Obama!

39   zzyzzx   2018 Nov 21, 9:10am  

I knew it!
40   CBOEtrader   2018 Nov 21, 9:16am  

marcus says
OBama is now guaranteed to be seen as one of America's greatest Presiidents


Only by people who don't care about war, debt, massive expansion and illegal use of the surveillance state, peaceful race relations, or civil rights of the accused and/or white males.

But yeah Obama was totally down w the celebs, so BEST POTUS EVER!!
41   CBOEtrader   2018 Nov 21, 9:19am  

I dont think shes a man, just a muscular woman. Tbf, shes also more attractive than HRC or barb bush. For some reason everyone loved Barbara Bush though.

Also not sure why anyone cares either way, outside of comedic value of watching libs scream racism for an observation.
44   marcus   2018 Dec 2, 7:44pm  

I guess criticizing her for the kind of first lady she was just doesn't have the same kind of social media punch and humor as questioning whether she might be a dude.

I'll be the first to admit that I honestly don't get it. I don't get why it's funny. And I think it's hurtful.

It's as if Trump supporters will never stop wanting to earn that deplorable label .

joshuatrio says
I'm trying to pose a rational argument (as crazy as it might sound) here, about the possibility of Michelle Obama being a man


Yeah, okay.

FNWGMOBDVZXDNW says
this meme is a classless prank by people who are as mature as an 8th grader.


I guess that's about as well as it's going to be explained. Although 8th might be a little high. And I still think I'm on to something about some right wingers being not just bullies, but also bad winners. They had just won the election with Trump when this was posted. And it was probably a repost of something Josh got on social media.

Think about that. The timing that is. Trump's election was about ignorance, fear and hate
45   MrMagic   2018 Dec 2, 8:10pm  

marcus says
Think about that. The timing that is. Trump's election was about ignorance, fear and hate


Think about this. The thread was started over two years ago.. Didn't notice that, did ya?

Didn't think so.

Oops.

marcus says
I guess


Yep.
46   joshuatrio   2018 Dec 3, 4:10am  

MrMagic says
Think about this. The thread was started over two years ago.. Didn't notice that, did ya?


Lol. Thanks for pointing the obvious out to Marcus.

And for the record, I still think Michelle Obama is a dude (two years later)..
47   Ceffer   2018 Dec 27, 1:42pm  

Michelle Obama has decided to change the name of her new book "Becoming" to "The One With The Penis".
48   Onvacation   2018 Dec 27, 2:03pm  

marcus says
becasue

B E C A U S E. Because.
49   MrMagic   2018 Dec 27, 2:33pm  

Ceffer says
Michelle Obama has decided to change the name of her new book "Becoming" to "The One With The Penis".


Barry agrees!

51   Heraclitusstudent   2019 Jan 7, 5:20pm  

Wow! pure hatred!
52   CBOEtrader   2019 Jan 7, 5:56pm  

Only if you hate dicks
53   MrMagic   2019 Jan 7, 6:07pm  

CBOEtrader says
Only if you hate dicks


Makes you wonder....
54   MrMagic   2019 Jan 7, 7:13pm  

Heraclitusstudent says
Wow! pure hatred!


Do many Black women grab themselves this way?



Hmmm, where have I seen that action before? Oh, yeah:

57   Y   2019 Sep 16, 9:39am  

It's evolution.
When you are surrounded by Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!!

someone else says
It is a fact that black women have higher testosterone levels than women of other races. This might account for some appearance differences.
59   Booger   2019 Sep 21, 3:08pm  

Isn’t it strange how no woman has came forward and claimed to have had sex with Barack Hussein Obama...

I’m just stating it like I see it...
60   Ceffer   2019 Sep 21, 9:48pm  

Booger says
Isn’t it strange how no woman has came forward and claimed to have had sex with Barack Hussein Obama...

I’m just stating it like I see it...


Rumor is that there was a rash of gay deaths in Chicago amongst those who knew him from the gay bars before he announced for President. The fake facade of the Manchurian had to be protected.

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