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I’d boink Senator Harris


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2018 Oct 6, 2:41pm   7,447 views  45 comments

by FuckTheMainstreamMedia   ➕follow (3)   💰tip   ignore  

I’d tap it. Who else?



Might have to tape her mouth shut when it’s not stuffed with my cock. She’s annoying as hell.

And she got chubby recently so she may have to hit the treadmill six hours a day for the next few months.

And those pearls on her neck wouldn’t be real!

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19   CBOEtrader   2018 Oct 7, 12:24pm  

Ceffer says
The crazy fucks are the best, but, boy oh boyo, do you pay for it!


Never bang a power bitch. Crazy girls are amazing in bed. Power bitch's can be crazy and typically awful in bed at the same time.

Theres a subconscious reason why 85% of men prefer a nurse to a female doctor as a mate.
20   Ceffer   2018 Oct 7, 12:41pm  

She achieves orgasm at the point that extort-able blackmail is in the bag, then puts her clothes on and leaves without a word.
21   clambo   2018 Oct 7, 5:50pm  

It's an intriguing thought since most female politicians are hags (Sarah Palin is an exception).
22   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2018 Oct 7, 9:23pm  

Everythign she says makes her repulsive. She's too bitchy and too far on the left.
23   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Oct 9, 12:24pm  

Question.

Should the cavernous vagina of Senator Harris be declared a National Park?
24   Ceffer   2018 Oct 9, 3:15pm  

CovfefeButDeadly says
Should the cavernous vagina of Senator Harris be declared a National Park?


More like a Wild Game Reserve.
25   clambo   2018 Oct 10, 8:55pm  

But Kamala has not had her own children I don't think. She's pretty racked out and not tall (5'2") so this is also in her favor. I dislike the large sized Amazons.

She's almost 54 so bring lube just in case.
26   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Oct 12, 3:52pm  

So are we going in forearm deep?
27   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Oct 12, 5:57pm  

In order to appease all rapists and sexual miscreants, I propose Senator Harris martyr herself as sacrifice, open all orafices, and make herself available come one come all.

Kinda like The Purge, but available to all 24/7.
28   Ceffer   2018 Oct 12, 7:10pm  

CovfefeButDeadly says
In order to appease all rapists and sexual miscreants, I propose Senator Harris martyr herself as sacrifice, open all orafices, and make herself available come one come all.

Kinda like The Purge, but available to all 24/7.


Got to get her to shut up first. Miscreant against miscreant is kind of like fighting fire with fire crotch.
29   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Oct 22, 2:23pm  

Senator Harris,

Lemme tap that.

Sincerely, Covfefe.
30   RWSGFY   2018 Oct 22, 2:24pm  

Pervert.
31   CBOEtrader   2018 Oct 22, 2:26pm  

I hear she has #metooooooooooooooooooo tattoo'd across her dick
32   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Oct 24, 8:03am  

Do we think she shaves/waxes?

Personally I think Senator Harris ought to have the common decency to shave or wax prior to servicing the 7000 member illegal alien caravan with all three holes.
33   Tenpoundbass   2018 Oct 24, 8:23am  

I fuck brains as much as the girly parts.
Without a good head that I can connect with, the rest is a huge turn off.
I have put my clothes back on a few times and abruptly left while trying to do the horizontal bop with Chicks I tried to look past our mental and philosophical differences because they were Hot.

Needs to be some laughing and giggling going on. She does not look like the fun gal type of woman.
34   HeadSet   2018 Oct 24, 11:39am  

"I have put my clothes back on a few times and abruptly left while trying to do the horizontal bop with Chicks I tried to look past our mental and philosophical differences because they were Hot.

You were stripping her down and saw the "I'm With Her" Hillary logo panties? Or during motorboating you saw she had a "Feminist" bra? Or doing it dogie you saw a Bernie tattoo where the Tramp Stamp used to be?

No normal man would stop a stump with a hottie based on any political or silly comment she might make. The Council has seen you post, and have determined you need to return your Man License immediately.
35   clambo   2018 Oct 27, 3:25pm  

Interesting subject by Tenpoundbass, since I frequently wonder if I have to really like them or not.

Personally I think after some champagne for Harris she'd be OK because the subject would not be politics, rather what she was going to do for my excitement.
36   Tenpoundbass   2018 Oct 27, 3:50pm  

HeadSet says
You were stripping her down and saw the "I'm With Her" Hillary logo panties? Or during motorboating you saw she had a "Feminist" bra? Or doing it dogie you saw a Bernie tattoo where the Tramp Stamp used to be?


sometimes you don't realize the person you're hooking up with, until you get to the protocols it takes to close the deal.
I've walked away from bad deals and felt better for it.
37   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Oct 27, 4:27pm  

Tenpoundbass says
HeadSet says
You were stripping her down and saw the "I'm With Her" Hillary logo panties? Or during motorboating you saw she had a "Feminist" bra? Or doing it dogie you saw a Bernie tattoo where the Tramp Stamp used to be?


sometimes you don't realize the person you're hooking up with, until you get to the protocols it takes to close the deal.
I've walked away from bad deals and felt better for it.


I wouldn't walk away.

I have no problem boinking hot chicks that are despicable.
38   Onvacation   2018 Oct 27, 4:53pm  

Tenpoundbass says
She does not look like the fun gal type of woman.

Reminds me of a jr hi joke

What do funguys hate most?
Antifungals!

That was bad.

Ms Harris is from My hometown of Oakland. Kamala Devi Harris is an American attorney, politician and puppet of lobbied interests. She was born on October 20 1964 making her amongst the last of the baby boomers and a Scorpio.
I suspect she gets what she wants in bed and it's either a dream come true or a nightmare for her partners. Sometimes probably both.
39   Shaman   2018 Oct 27, 7:55pm  

CovfefeButDeadly says
I have no problem boinking hot chicks that are despicable.


I think we have a VASTLY different opinion on how to score hotness. Ms. Harris is just nasty!
40   Automan Empire   2018 Oct 27, 8:46pm  

She's OK, I'd give her a try as fuck buddy. It's hard to judge 100% by these pictures though. I'm more of an ass man, not a nose man.
41   Philistine   2018 Oct 28, 1:35am  

Automan Empire says
I'd give her a try as fuck buddy.

Man, sometimes I reminisce about all the cute/hot/and-or quirky chicks I used to be eff buds with.

Miss that 3 a.m. post-bar crawl in Brooklyn, something rigid stirring in my pants, send a quick text and come over to her place with a six pack of Sapporo, watch half an old '80s flick, fuck for a couple hours and head home before the sun comes up.

Probably had more fun with that type than any of my girlfriends. They were like guy friends except with the right equipment.

Sorry but any dude that would hit the eject button on a woman of hotness just because she didn't "connect" or have something to talk about--that's a dude with low self-esteem. Some of the best sex I ever had was with chicks that were from another planet.

Also, Senator Harris is okay, maybe a 6 to 7 on a good day with low lighting, but I'm not into shtupping the high school principal. She's no Helen Mirren, of that we can be sure.
42   BayArea   2018 Oct 28, 6:03am  

A fellow that puts on the brakes in the heat of the moment because of some non-physical disconnect is an effeminate, insecure, and unusual man
43   MisterLefty   2018 Oct 28, 6:26am  

She is fat, and getting fatter. She has white ancestry, but is loud, obnoxious and like most politicos, a narcissist. Her salad days have sailed, and if she was boinking Wille Brown, you'd have to always use a condom. Pass, and find someone better.
44   Automan Empire   2018 Oct 28, 12:59pm  

BayArea says
is an effeminate, insecure, and unusual man


Disagree that it's necessarily due to underlying lack of masculinity, and not helpful to men to post so. Many an STD and sticking of dick in crazy has been prevented by paying heed to last minute red flags that pop up instead of succumbing to the urges of the little head.
45   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2018 Nov 1, 6:09pm  

Also, Senator Harris is okay, maybe a 6 to 7 on a good day with low lighting, but I'm not into shtupping the high school principal. She's no Helen Mirren, of that we can be sure.


I had only male principals so thats no fantasy of mine.

I did have a bunch of 30-40ish yo teachers who I would have splattered with copious quantities of baby batter in mere seconds though. I put Senator Harris in that category, though it takes me much longer now days.

And believe me it would be a straight grudge fuck. I'd bang the crazy right out of her.

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