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He loved his mudder, Mikey. Not a big fan of pork barrel spending, Mr. Dean liked to get fried and then unrind with his friends. He will be laid out on a platter with an apple in his mouth...

Ha! I'm ribbing you, Mikey. He sang lua'd, too.

I never sausage punning by Ellie. What a honey ham going hog wild like that. Just don't be a brat cause that would be the worst.

Ellie, you wouldn't understand. You couldn't appreciated it's pork goodness infused with sage, salt and other spices, you never knew what it was like to wake up on Saturday or Sunday morning to the smell of bacon, Jimmy Dean sausage and milk gravy and biscuits.
Jewish you could but you can't.

"you never knew what it was like to wake up on Saturday or Sunday morning to the smell of bacon, Jimmy Dean sausage and milk gravy and biscuits."

Sounds like a hogattack on a plate. I wouldn't eat that slop even if I were poked in ribs. Don't bust my chops or smoke me for saying so, butt your culinary choices will someday cause high cloroinksterol.

Eat your Wholefoods(tm) $15 head of iceberg lettuce, and let me enjoy my Porkcicles.

I don't porktronize Whole Foods, Lard knows their prices are high! I almost squealed to the manager about it. But their produce sure is suwee-t.

Please stop hocking puns or y'all will be sow-ry. It just ain't kosher, peeps. Why encourage swine connoisseurs?

Life is so strange when you have diabetes
Well I've seen the high blood pressure from clogging my arteries
But I keep on tickin' like the tickin' heart do
And I've got my walin stick, gonna walk over to get some food

[chorus]
Gimme back my bacon
Put 'em back where they belong
Ain't foolin' around 'cause I didn't get none
Ain't gonna eat no more fibre one
Gimme back my bacon

Thanks, TOT, for that sizzling post. Who egged you on?

If it ain't clog an artery or two, it ain't tasty.

Jimmy's spicy pork sausage is one of the good ones that I like.

RIP, Jimmy. I am not the biggest fan of your music but I can say I love your sausage.