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Global/Globull Warming Thread


               
2025 Oct 6, 5:14pm   11,614 views  1,501 comments

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( Previous Globull Warming threads were merged into this one on 7 Oct 2025. See https://patrick.net/post/1210872/2012-04-02-patrick-net-suggestions?start=624#comment-2213087 )

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82   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 18, 6:11pm  

Alert! Eric Swalwell's massive TV fart reduces our time before the Greta/AOC Envirocollapse to just 7 years

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83   Onvacation   2019 Dec 2, 5:55pm  

jazz_music says
Ohhhh, the weather!

Let's have the "definition of climate" debate!

The dictionary defines climate as the composite or generally prevailing weather conditions of a region, as temperature, air pressure, humidity, precipitation, sunshine, cloudiness, and winds, throughout the year, averaged over a series of years.

So climate is the history of weather.

Like the weather the climate is changing all of the time. We have gone through ice ages and warm periods much warmer than now. During the warm periods life prospered. During the cold periods life suffered. Where would you rather live in an arctic tundra or a tropical rainforest?
84   SunnyvaleCA   2019 Dec 2, 8:54pm  

Don’t forget skiing in Tahoe in June!
85   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Dec 2, 9:13pm  

jazz_music says
Ohhhh, the weather!


But if it was a mild winter: Hooo boy, look at the Global Warming evidence!
86   fdhfoiehfeoi   2019 Dec 3, 6:47am  

It's fucking cold in Arizona. I guess not even the desert can help GW. I'll have to move to the islands to keep Global Warming from freezing my ass four months of the year.
87   zzyzzx   2021 Feb 12, 9:29am  

Germany forced to rely on non-renewable energy after cold snap froze renewables
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqM9OIPzMHs
88   Bd6r   2021 Feb 12, 9:56am  

@zzyzzx,

this is live CO2 emission map: https://www.electricitymap.org/ranking

Germany with its "renewable" and "green" electricity production emits tons more CO2 than France, which uses nucular. Green energy is bad for environment....
89   RWSGFY   2021 Feb 12, 11:40am  

Rb6d says
@zzyzzx,

this is live CO2 emission map: https://www.electricitymap.org/ranking

Germany with its "renewable" and "green" electricity production emits tons more CO2 than France....


... and to do so sends billions of dollars to Putin for the privilege to suck natgas out of his dick.
91   Patrick   2021 Mar 3, 6:15pm  

Maybe we should aggressively increase C02 output. Seriously.
92   Ceffer   2021 Mar 3, 7:27pm  

Volcanos going off all over the world in Indonesia, Iceland, Sicily, Central America. The stuff in the atmosphere is going to cause cooling for a few years.
94   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 Mar 3, 8:58pm  

Sure was fucking cold in TX a couple of weeks ago.
95   HeadSet   2021 Mar 4, 6:21am  

The net effect of this false premise may well be that environmentalists and main-stream public scientists will look like fools by the end of this decade.

Political types, whether they be office holders or "scientists" or "journalists," do not care if their lies are discovered after they are elected or have cashed the checks. They just expect forgiveness and move on to the next lie.
96   clambo   2021 Mar 4, 1:13pm  

At CERN they proved that cosmic rays can cause cloud formation.
This was huge, clouds of course vastly affect earth temperatures, as you have no doubt experienced at the beach.
The significance is that cosmic rays emitted by the sun vary.
People always think that the sun is like a giant lightbulb with a constant energy output.
But, it’s not.
I have an old National Geographic from the 70’s about the Northern Hemisphere Cooling which caused drought in the Southern Hemisphere, and grain harvest failure and potential world starvation.

Interesting that nobody talks about the potential huge grain harvests from Canada and Russia if the earth ever warms up. Today vast areas of earth are too cold to farm.
97   HeadSet   2021 Mar 4, 3:17pm  

clambo says
Interesting that nobody talks about the potential huge grain harvests from Canada and Russia is the earth ever warms up. Today vast areas of earth are too cold to farm.

Greenland, too. Greenland was arable during the Medieval Warm Period when the Vikings settled the coasts. This was before cooling glaciered the land and drove them out.
98   MisdemeanorRebel   2021 Mar 4, 4:04pm  

HunterTits says
The previous sun cycles caused 'global warming' on Mars and Jupiter's moons also. And temps are dropping there also. But there aren't any SUVs on Mars to blame, so the Greenies ignored that. Can't admit that AGW is total bullshit.

They also saw this writing on the wall and so changed their tune to 'climate change', which can mean anything. Guy pissed out of his window in downtown SF and you get the spray down on the sidewalk, that is technically climate change too!


Green was COVID 1.0 - an excuse to justify massive changes to empower centralized control over people's lives. Scratch the surface and I think most will realize the Green/COVID shit is an excuse for the control, which is really what they want.
99   Patrick   2021 Mar 4, 7:27pm  

clambo says
Interesting that nobody talks about the potential huge grain harvests from Canada and Russia is the earth ever warms up. Today vast areas of earth are too cold to farm.



You hear it mentioned in passing sometimes, when someone objects that not all effects of global warming are bad.

It's also interesting that both countries have a lot of oil, and so a motive to sell that oil and get not only money, but a more hospitable climate for themselves.
100   HeadSet   2021 Mar 4, 9:11pm  

Patrick says
It's also interesting that both countries have a lot of oil, and so a motive to sell that oil and get not only money, but a more hospitable climate for themselves.

That sounds like the theme to a James Bond movie. Some evil Polar Alliance conspires to build oil-fired power plants to supply electricity for mandated electric cars, as a back end way to carbonize the atmosphere and warm the planet for a sinister northern land speculation scheme.
101   Patrick   2021 Mar 4, 9:16pm  

Canadian real estate might actually be a good idea long term. They have vast amounts of water and land. Just too cold.
102   Misc   2021 Mar 4, 10:10pm  

Patrick says
Canadian real estate might actually be a good idea long term. They have vast amounts of water and land. Just too cold.


Rin says there are more important things about Canada.
103   Patrick   2021 Mar 4, 10:19pm  

Kind of a hard life to a be a prostitute in a cold climate.

104   RWSGFY   2021 Mar 5, 9:55am  

Patrick says
Kind of a hard life to a be a prostitute in a cold climate.



Do the street walkers really still walk the streets? I thought they all moved to advertising their services on the net.
105   RWSGFY   2021 Mar 5, 7:12pm  

HunterTits says
Canadians Are FUCKED...by Global COOLING


So we'll have caravans of illegals storming our Northern border too?
106   HeadSet   2021 Mar 6, 7:33am  

FuckCCP89 says
HunterTits says
Canadians Are FUCKED...by Global COOLING


So we'll have caravans of illegals storming our Northern border too?

Good joke, but first world countries do not breed like rabbits so they can better manage the situation.
107   PeopleUnited   2021 Mar 6, 8:04am  

HeadSet says
FuckCCP89 says
HunterTits says
Canadians Are FUCKED...by Global COOLING


So we'll have caravans of illegals storming our Northern border too?

Good joke, but FEMINIST countries do not breed like rabbits so they can better manage the situation.


Fixed it for you.
108   WookieMan   2021 Mar 6, 9:30am  

PeopleUnited says
HeadSet says
FuckCCP89 says
HunterTits says
Canadians Are FUCKED...by Global COOLING


So we'll have caravans of illegals storming our Northern border too?

Good joke, but FEMINIST countries do not breed like rabbits so they can better manage the situation.


Fixed it for you.

Have to be fair. Both are good jokes. Use the strikethrough or del tag if you edit a quote though, in my opinion. You did all caps so it was obvious, but one word can change the meaning of what someone says and they may not agree with the change. It has been happening recently...
109   Shaman   2021 Mar 6, 6:27pm  

HunterTits says
Canadians won't be able to handle this. Already 90% of their population lives within 100 miles of the southern border with the US. Where are they going to go?

Snow will cover houses and not melt much in the 'summer'. Roofs will collapse. Agriculture will collapse.

They have will have like 40 million ppl to relocate. Where?


Nah, there’s no way it gets as bad as Alaska, and even that place is livable. And arable! For some crops. Potatoes and cabbages do best, because of all the nonstop daylight in the summer. Forget your corn, not gonna get much yield. Barley might work. Wheat is going to be a hard pass. Vegetables can be grown with good yields provided you don’t miss the planting window.

And animals can be raised in places that are even harsher!

But you’ll want insulation in your house.
110   Patrick   2021 Mar 6, 6:32pm  

Shaman says
Wheat is going to be a hard pass.


You can grow soft wheat way north, as in Ireland, which has a latitude about mid-Canada.

Then you get crumbly bread, like Irish soda bread, but it's just as nutritious.
111   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 Mar 6, 8:30pm  

PLANT! YAMS!
112   Patrick   2021 Mar 26, 10:16pm  

If they start up with the global warming thing again, remind them that "China accounts for 28 percent of all global CO2 emissions. And China continues to build coal-fired power plants at a rate that outpaces the rest of the world combined."

https://e360.yale.edu/features/despite-pledges-to-cut-emissions-china-goes-on-a-coal-spree
113   richwicks   2021 Mar 26, 11:11pm  

jazz_music says
Ohhhh, the weather!

Hahahaha hoo boy!

Incredible!


It might take you several decades, and you may never learn, but to follow the science is to fit a model to observation - not the other way around.

I fully believed in the "global warming hysteria" that started in 1985 and I believed it up until 2005. That's 20 years. I still held on to a bit for another 10 years, until I fully abandoned it as bullshit.

There is no model that makes anything close to accurate predictions. I'm not joking when I say I really can run a simulation of a Cray Supercomputer at my desk. Many people can't and don't realize it - what I can't do is run a fucking climate model because none is available.

All the shit I was taught about with SF flooding and NYC being underwater by 2000 I fully believed and dreaded as a young engineering student in the late 1980s. It turned out to be a complete lie.

It's been 35 years of bullshit, and I thought I was slow to realize it was bullshit. Took me 20 years to find out they were full of crap, and 30 to realize with certainty they are.

I remember thinking "scientists couldn't get away with lying" - and they can't - but our "news" media gets away with lying about what scientists claim.

Now there's a new crop of poor gullible kids believing the world is going to end in 10 more years. They'll figure it out quicker than I did because they have more data. The question is - will people like you ever figure it out?
114   clambo   2021 Mar 27, 6:05am  

There are many reasons why the global warming hoax is fake bullshit.

The first and easiest to understand is the assumption that the output of energy from the sun is constant, like the wattage of a lightbulb. So, if the earth temperature varies from the “normal”, “something caused it, WE caused it!”

Except, the assumption is wrong; the energy output of the sun varies, particularly cosmic rays.
At CERN in Switzerland, they created clouds with cosmic rays.
This experiment proved that cosmic rays can vastly influence the weather.

After this and the revelations on wikileaks about fraud hockey sticks and Al Gore making money from the issue, I’m convinced it’s all bullshit.
115   theoakman   2021 Mar 27, 6:13am  

Last year, many states along the east coast set a record during late spring frost. For some states, it came a full month later than their previous record in May! This isn't the type of thing that supposed to happen in a "rapidly warming" planet. Temperature, on average is increasing approximately a degree per 100 years. It's been doing this for a long long time prior to fossil fuels. For the life of me, I can't understand how they convinced all this bitches that are the biggest pussies in the world who complain about how cold it is during the winter that living conditions somehow fall apart with an average temp of 2 degrees higher in the year 2200.
116   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2021 Jun 17, 4:40am  

That’s a near impossible leap. Literally the author provides no evidence of the connection.

-no statement of the contents of the executive order.
-zero evidence of a link between a contract started by his bank in 2017 when Trump was President.

Just pure speculation. Basically as bad as a Jean Raphio Sapperstein free word association.
117   fdhfoiehfeoi   2021 Jun 17, 10:14am  

So why is my bank tracking and categorizing my purchases?
118   RWSGFY   2021 Jun 17, 11:09am  

NuttBoxer says
So why is my bank tracking and categorizing my purchases?


They sell that info to advertizers.

PS. The whole ad thing is explained pretty good in the "Chaos Monkeys" by Antonio Garcia Martinez (of the "fired from Apple one day after hire because mysoginy in his book" fame).
119   fdhfoiehfeoi   2021 Jun 28, 12:59pm  

You guys do realize if they want us all on blockchain(see comments by Yellen and others), and want a global health db(needed to verify the health passport info is legit), it's not a big step to say they also want to start a social credit system to reward/punish us? I mean look at fucking global warming/carbon offset bullshit/virtue signaling that already goes on. This isn't a big step.

Or maybe it's ALL just for advertising, and face masks really are just for safety, along with experimental shots, destroying small business's and putting everyone on welfare was an unforeseen causality, and Mcafee really killed himself...

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