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Next, you will be attacking fuzzy Elvis portraits and big eyed kids.
I'm just chuff I thought I was Indiana Jones saving history and sentimental items by the dozens of 50lb boxes carefully packaged to minimize chips and fractures.
In reality, I was hauling around cheap Truman-Eisenhower era department store China across country and up and down stairs several times.
The type of stuff that takes up aisle after aisle in any Florida Thrift Store and sells for $2. $1 if it has the green sticker on Tuesdays.
But are still slinging the blame at everybody but themselves despite voting for Obama twice and pushing all the Woke stuff until the last couple of years.
That Delftware isn't an ancient family heirloom shipped from Leiden in the 1600s. It was made in Yokohama the year Ike got elected and sold at the Montgomery Ward in Preoria. It's neither valuable, nor dishwasher safe, but it does weigh a ton.
That Fish Platter isn't actually French Imperial. It was sold at the K-Mart in Kalamazoo during the LBJ administration.
Napoleon III never issued a patent for the Oneida Tableware Company of upstate New York, I assure you.
Nor are you leaving some kind of Financial Legacy, something to sell in times of hardship. These items are worth $2-5 on ebay, less than the price of a pound of Ground Chuck today.
Nickel Silver has no Silver in it.
Many stories about the origin and acquisition of these items are false, you can check the Maker's Mark easily on the Internet
Start downsizing these items right away. If you doubt what I say, and Grandma convinced you that her set of crystal glassware was actually hand crafted from Venice in 1780, go look up the markings yourself.
Now if you held on to any solid-wood furniture from Grandpa's, you're in luck if it's 50s modern. Not so in luck if it's Bronx Baroque.
Most of these items are the QVC Elvis Collectible Plates of their era. Grandma grabbed Grandpa's Xmas bonus out of his hand and ran to the Department Store for a new complete Flatware set to wow the neighborhood ladies with, tired of using a motley assortment she probably acquired here and there over the years (Ironically, probably worth much more in collectible/metal value)
Be nice. Don't leave 10 boxes of heavy ceramic and chintzy metal crap and leave back-brace tasks and multiple trips to Goodwill for your middle-aged children.