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Patrick says

And then order some avocado toast and rewatch Wizard School Movie

Patrick says

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/rosie-odonnell-vows-to-continue-38-year-sex-strike

Keith Olberman aged fast in the last year.

Oh they’re completely batshit insane. I can tell you with certainty there is no way in hell I’d send my kid to public school. These idiots think it’s their job to step in and counsel children. That is just nuts. I have a friend whose wife is a teacher. They live in a much nicer school district than his wife teaches in and zoned to the best schools in that district (the high school is rated great schools 7, which for a Hispanic majority community is as good as it gets). Both are Democrats. They are sending the kid to Catholic school lol. If that’s not precise testimony as to how bad public schools are, I don’t know what is. I was very talkative about politics as a kid(I used to voluntarily watch McLaughlin Group as a 10 year old kid at 630 on Saturday nights) and I am positive if I was in a publis school today I would get sent to the principals office for caling a teacher a moron.

These meltdown videos are just not as good as in 2016. I like to see amateur meltdowns where the meltdowner isn't recording themselves. I want to see in the meltdowns in the wild.

It is disappointing that the extent of self mutilation is shaving their heads. A few live wrist slashings on tik tok might be in order.

FuckTheMainstreamMedia says

Oh they’re completely batshit insane. I can tell you with certainty there is no way in hell I’d send my kid to public school.

There are good public schools though. We legitimately know everyone. Talking maintenance, administrative, teachers and school board. I have keys to the school, it's that level. Small towns and get a network. I just signed 3 board members election shit to get on the ballot. Kids are friends.

Beating horses dead here, but I'd get out of cities and large suburbs if you can work remotely and/or commute easily. I was out hanging at a farmette until 10:30pm last night. 3 horses, 5 acres, cornfields all around. Kids are friends.

Winter sucks here, but you can make the best of it. Besides a retirement snow bird property, I'm here the rest of my life. Back to schools though, my kids do good. They're pretty smart. Savvy. Good grades as I mentioned, but they have the street smarts to make them successful.

RC2006 says

These meltdown videos are just not as good as in 2020. I like to see amateur meltdowns where the meltdowner isn't recording themselves. I want to see in the meltdowns in the wild.

I know, right?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14080383/Cerritos-High-School-Spanish-teacher-MAGA-shirt-email.html

Anti-Trump teacher storms out of classroom over student's MAGA shirt before sending epic email rant

Well, he is 98 so...

I think Dick will get his wish.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Looks like a Tranny. Also, she better get a year in the slammer, not a wristslap

The madness of the Twat-o-Sphere.

LOL! So this is what Soros is giving them LARPing money for these days?

They're going to blame Trump for getting skin cancer on their scalps.

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/unclear-if-angry-looking-bald-person-a-neo-nazi-or-liberal-woman

Crazy Aunt Millie reports from the Attic where her niece and her husband keep her.

https://vigilantnews.com/post/hilarious-parody-ad-features-company-that-offers-to-cryogenically-freeze-liberals-for-duration-of-trumps-presidency/

Parody Ad Features Company That Offers to Cryogenically Freeze Liberals for Duration of Trump’s Presidency

zzyzzx says

Parody Ad Features Company That Offers to Cryogenically Freeze Liberals for Duration of Trump’s Presidency

Kick out the plugs, problem solved. Has anybody invented a combo cryo-crematorium for advanced efficiency? Assholes to ashes, as they say in the pundit world.

Our medical friends have taught us the hypnosis of murder designed as venus fly trap therapy.

https://www.libsoftiktok.com/p/libs-of-tiktok-gets-big-wins-after

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

His adrenchrome supply is no longer a gimme. Maybe he is knotted up in withdrawal convulsions.

"DEBOONKED RFK!"


Ha! We gotcha! The only difference was that the American product contained more chemicals, including artifical rather than natural dyes, and BHT! Pwned, you misinformationists!