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Ceffer says

Wow. This is wonderful inversion news from NomoWhatever. It means that Trump has the Florida election in the bag, no worries!

Instead of constant personal attacks towards me, why don't you try actually contributing to the dialog? If you have facts and references to dispute the polls showing a rapid downward slide in Trump's position, can you post them? That would be much more convincing then trying to convince people that I am a bot, simply because you don't like the polling results.

Nomograph says

Instead of constant personal attacks towards me, why don't you try actually contributing to the dialog?

What personal attack?

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

Nomograph says

Instead of constant personal attacks towards me, why don't you try actually contributing to the dialog?

What personal attack?

Flagged one of my comments tonight. I have to tread lightly or he'll flag it again, but Kamala lovers appear to be soft. AT NO POINT DID I MENTION A USER in this comment.

WookieMan says

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

Nomograph says

Instead of constant personal attacks towards me, why don't you try actually contributing to the dialog?

What personal attack?

Flagged one of my comments tonight. I have to tread lightly or he'll flag it again, but Kamala lovers appear to be soft. AT NO POINT DID I MENTION A USER in this comment.

Translation: The Left does not know how to troll.

WookieMan says

Flagged one of my comments tonight. I have to tread lightly or he'll flag it again

No need to tread lightly, Chewie. Just avoid personal attacks such as calling people "stupid" and "gay" because you don't like the polling content I linked to. Those are Patrick's forum rules. If you have an issue with the forum rules, take it up with him. Other than personal attacks and insults, anything is fair game, but I take ZERO blame for not tolerating toxic behavior of others.

Blaming others for refusing to tolerating one's bad behavior is not an admirable quality.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

The Left does not know how to troll.

I am a classical Conservative with some Libertarian-leaning beliefs.

How does posting recent polling results constitute trolling? Is this a pro-Trump safe space where dissenting opinion is not tolerated?

Nomograph says

How does posting recent polling results constitute trolling? Is this a pro-Trump safe space where dissenting opinion is not tolerated?

How was the polling for Hillary in 2016? Lol. Kamala is losing and you know it. That's how you're trolling. She was up almost 6 points and lost. Dems are over polled. History doesn't lie. The spike in 2020 on ballot counts when most Americans were sleeping has never been seen before. Show us another election with that type of tracking? You can't.

Critical thinkers do that and question what has never happened before. You can choose to ignore it, but that doesn't change the premise, Kamala is losing.

Nomograph says

How does posting recent polling results constitute trolling?

Everything you do here is just trolling.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

Nomograph says

How does posting recent polling results constitute trolling?

Everything you do here is just trolling.

Still trying to figure out which user this is. This is an old Alt account from the early patnet days and they deleted or had pat delete the OG account. Dan or Iwog come to mind. Could be someone else.

WookieMan says

Still trying to figure out which user this is. This is an old Alt account from the early patnet days and they deleted or had pat delete the OG account. Dan or Iwog come to mind. Could be someone else.

Yep.

2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines

18 May, 11:25 PM

Two Russian tourists who challenged a Florida law prohibiting sexual relationship with a porcupine have had to undergo a lengthy treatment for genital inflammation.

Anton, 32, and Yevgeny, 30, residents of St. Petersburg, were spending their vacation in the United States with a group of friends, Life.ru website reports.

At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines.

After a good deal of whiskey, the Russians felt curious about what might have prompted the law, and went in search of the animal.

Within one hour, a porcupine was found, and Anton and Yevgeny were drunk and brave enough to take off their pants and approach it.

The next morning, both were standing at the Cedars Sinai clinic in Los Angeles, where amazed doctors plucked porcupine needles from their penises.

Had the two not fled from Florida quickly enough, they would have had to face the law they had breached.

Back in Russia, both men had to undergo a lengthy treatment of inflammation caused by the porcupine needles.

Obviously, the two learned nothing from the story of the Russian man who in January lost half of his penis after trying to force a raccoon into oral sex.

https://web.archive.org/web/20110428220804/http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/18/porcupine/

https://web.archive.org/web/20100208213343/https://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

RWSGFY says

Obviously, the two learned nothing from the story of the Russian man who in January lost half of his penis after trying to force a raccoon into oral sex.

Halfway there to becoming the wife of a Democrat Senator.

The Republican Party of Florida’s Voter Registration lead over Democrats is now over 1.25 Million – a New and Record Level of SUCCESS!

Florida’s largest County, Miami-Dade, has FLIPPED RED to a Republican Majority in Voter Registration, and Republicans lead in a total of 59 out of 67 Counties across the State. “TRUMP” was the first Republican Presidential Candidate to win Miami-Dade since 1988.

Even Florida!

This is hilarious

So what was the actual official results in Florida for 2024?

Trump 6,110,125

Harris 4,683,038

Maybe Nomo can land a job for CNN as an expert pollster (independent of course) for the 2028 election? That is, if CNN is still in business.

So did he or did he not?

Eric Holder says

So did he or did he not?

He could be fluttering around as a Deficithawk.

Misc says

Eric Holder says

So did he or did he not?

He could be fluttering around as a Deficithawk.

Trump?

Eric Holder says

Misc says

Eric Holder says

So did he or did he not?

He could be fluttering around as a Deficithawk.

Trump?

Nomograph

Seems petty in my world. People are wrong. If you're that hung up on it you might be the one with the problem mentally.

WookieMan says

Seems petty in my world. People are wrong. If you're that hung up on it you might be the one with the problem mentally.

Sez the guy who gets all obsessed when others call him out for his bullshit.

MolotovCocktail says

WookieMan says

Seems petty in my world. People are wrong. If you're that hung up on it you might be the one with the problem mentally.

Sez the guy who gets all obsessed when others call him out for his bullshit.

Why are you quoting me? At no point did I mention you at all. Weird.

WookieMan says

Why are you quoting me?

Wow! Why indeed!

https://patrick.net/comment?comment_id=2176449