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Céline Dion admits jab injury


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2022 Dec 9, 8:12am   1,132 views  13 comments

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Well, not in so many words, but we can connect the dots.
Got boosted in September.
Got ill in October.
Been out of commission for a year.
Admits she has “stiff person syndrome.”
Description of that disease:
(The Hill explained “Stiff-Person Syndrome” is an ultra-rare neurological disorder affecting one person in a million. It’s a one-in-a-million shot. The disorder is “characterized by fluctuating muscle rigidity in the trunk and limbs and a heightened sensitivity to stimuli such as noise, touch, and emotional distress, which can set off muscle spasms.”

The disease ultimately transforms sufferers into human statues as it progressively locks the body into rigid positions, leaving people unable to walk or talk. It normally ends in sudden death when sufferers lose the ability to take their next breath. There is no known cure.)
It’s thought to be an autoimmune disease where the immune system attacks nerves that control muscles.

And finally, the condition is on a list of possible side effects of the phizer jab.

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1   Patrick   2022 Dec 9, 8:34am  

If she has balls, she will admit it was the jab in public.

Oh wait, lol.
2   Karloff   2022 Dec 9, 12:09pm  

"Stiff Person Syndrome"?? First I've heard of that one.

Usually medical conditions have these obscure names with technical or Latin terms like pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism. Then you get these ones that stand out as being coined by some average layman like "alien hand syndrome".
3   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2022 Dec 9, 12:28pm  

She is a notorious coochie flasher.



4   Ceffer   2022 Dec 9, 1:52pm  

It's biblical retribution. God is turning her into a pillar of salt.
5   RayAmerica   2022 Dec 10, 6:54am  

Looks like she's one of the high profile 'celebs' that actually took the EXPERIMENTAL jab, unlike others of her ilk that got jabbed with some saline for their photo-op.
7   ElYorsh   2022 Dec 10, 8:46am  

I had a buddy who would get stiff person syndrome after an eight ball.
8   GNL   2022 Dec 10, 9:58am  

ElYorsh says

I had a buddy who would get stiff person syndrome after an eight ball.

WTF, who survives an 8 ball?
9   AmericanKulak   2022 Dec 10, 10:23am  

ElYorsh says

I had a buddy who would get stiff person syndrome after an eight ball.

I get stiff person syndrome from a certain thread on this board.
10   GNL   2022 Dec 10, 10:29am  

AmericanKulak says

ElYorsh says


I had a buddy who would get stiff person syndrome after an eight ball.

I get stiff person syndrome from a certain thread on this board.

It's the picture of the "That's how we do it on the swamp" girl, right?
11   Blue   2022 Dec 10, 10:44am  

Once Bill Maher was joking, what is her specialty…other than just being Canadian!
12   Ceffer   2022 Dec 10, 11:07am  

Blue says

being Canadian

Just more ice and beavers.
13   HeadSet   2022 Dec 10, 2:44pm  

AmericanKulak says

ElYorsh says


I had a buddy who would get stiff person syndrome after an eight ball.

I get stiff person syndrome from a certain thread on this board.

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