Equity unlocked level 9000

2022 Sep 29, 2:06pm   294 views  12 comments

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Equity in treason achieved! America's first trans Army officer charged with spying for Russia.

On a more serious note, any deviation from normalcy will make persons deviating more liable to blackmail (racist-mail?)

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1   Patrick   2022 Sep 29, 2:09pm  

This is literally treason.

I have to suspect that the trans and gay mental illnesses are actively promoted by America's enemies abroad.
2   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2022 Sep 29, 2:12pm  

The wife actually got her MD from a American school, University of Pittsburgh School of Medicine, in 2012.

3   Ceffer   2022 Sep 29, 2:20pm  

Putin's Muffins. Or, is it's Putin's Dongles? I'm confused.
5   Bd6r   2022 Sep 29, 2:27pm  

butt-fucking-ugly PERSX
6   Hircus   2022 Sep 29, 3:56pm  

Russia was smart and realized dems salvitate over anything degenerate, and will bypass all meritocratic standards and background checks in order to elevate rainbow people. So they told their spies to identify as trans as a quick way in, and it worked.

They've been laughing at us for a lonnnnng time over this one.
7   EBGuy   2022 Sep 29, 4:27pm  

From the Dept of Justice:
At about 8:10 p.m. that evening, the indictment alleges that Gabrielian and Henry met with the UC in the UC’s hotel room. During the meeting, Henry explained to the UC he was committed to assisting Russia and had looked into volunteering to join the Russian Army after the conflict in Ukraine began, but Russia wanted people with “combat experience” and he did not have any. Henry further stated, “the way I am viewing what is going on in Ukraine now, is that the United States is using Ukrainians as a proxy for their own hatred toward Russia.” Henry and Gabrielian allegedly offered to provide the UC with private medical records from the United States Army and Medical Institution 1 in order to help the Russian government. During the same meeting, Gabrielian demanded that if she were put at significant risk of arrest, she wanted her and Henry’s children to, “have a nice flight to Turkey to go on vacation because I don’t want to end in jail here with my kids being hostages over my head.” Henry also indicated that he was concerned about passing a background check for his security clearance, telling the UC, “I don’t want to know your name . . . because I want plausible deniability too. In a security clearance situation they want to know names and people and all this stuff.”
8   richwicks   2022 Sep 29, 4:44pm  

Patrick says

This is literally treason.

Treason is the only crime defined in the Constitution, article 3.

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court. The Congress shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted.

This is widely interpreted is that we have to be at war with them, but whatever, the US government doesn't follow the Constitution anyhow.
9   Shaman   2022 Sep 29, 4:50pm  

Russia isn’t officially an enemy.
Last I heard.
So it’s more like attempted espionage.
11   Ceffer   2022 Sep 29, 6:53pm  

Whenever intelligence agencies conduct serious purges, the gays are the first to go. They may function well as double, triple or quadruple agents due to their built in 'confusions' and sneakiness, but when the petal hits the metal and ranks close, they cannot be trusted. They are less prone to loyalty and much more prone to arbitrary subversiveness.

They are also prone to gossip, easy promiscuity and pillow talk, even more so than standard heterosexual honey traps, so they are easily infiltrated.

How many stories are there in the spy lores of bitter gays, who would cut off their noses to spite their faces, engaging in treason?

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