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Lame spam thread


               
2022 Jul 31, 9:11am   5,120 views  73 comments

by Patrick   follow (59)  

For the most ridiculous spam I get.


I am Jane Francis the White House Delivery Agent and I am writing to
inform you about your ATM Card brought by the United Embassy from the
United Nations here in the white house Washington DC The ATM Have Been
Mandated
to be deliver to your address as soon as possible.
Please urgently contact me back on my email by clicking your Reply

(1)Full name......

(2)Mobile number.....

(3)Home address.....

Thanks Text Or Call Me Once You Read Off This Email.
(janefrancis618@hotmail.com )
(816)-834-9324

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45   zzyzzx   2023 Jun 7, 8:47am  

HeadSet says

I wonder if one could put a tiny rig with a small picture at the proper focal length, and the picture being a cop at his desk. Or install an app that intercepts the camera API and displays a GIF instead.


I'd use one of the pictures from Hunter's laptop.
46   Patrick   2023 Jun 7, 8:56am  

Lol, everyone should be report Hunter's crimes, including the photos, to the FBI via their anonymous tip site:

https://tips.fbi.gov/

Note that their site includes Google spyware which also pipelines all tips directly to Google and lets Google identify you so you're not really anonymous. You probably want to use a library computer or some such. Remember, the FBI itself is organized crime.
47   zzyzzx   2023 Jun 7, 9:33am  

Patrick says

You probably want to use a library computer or some such.


Around here the public library computers require a login that you have to get from the staff. So you would need a fake ID with your picture and a fake name (or just use Hunter Biden's info).
48   WookieMan   2023 Jun 7, 9:41am  

zzyzzx says

Patrick says


You probably want to use a library computer or some such.


Around here the public library computers require a login that you have to get from the staff. So you would need a fake ID with your picture and a fake name (or just use Hunter Biden's info).

You don't need an ID here for the library. We block sites, but kids have been caught finding new sites.... porn. Summer is the worst with kids out of school. But if you're in an urban area, not city, you might be able to get away with something. Or pay an out of district fee for a card in a rural area. They aren't going to check you ID. Just depends on whatever illegal activity you're doing.

I don't condone illegal activity from libraries. But it's a pretty good work around if you know what you're doing.
49   Patrick   2023 Jun 7, 10:43am  

It's not illegal to report crimes to the FBI.

Well, maybe they will make it illegal if the crimes are committed by prominent corrupt Democrats like Hunter and Pedo Joe.
50   HeadSet   2023 Jun 7, 2:53pm  

Patrick says

It's not illegal to report crimes to the FBI.

Well, maybe they will make it illegal if the crimes are committed by prominent corrupt Democrats like Hunter and Pedo Joe.

Yes, accuse you of filing a false report.
51   Patrick   2023 Jun 7, 2:55pm  

It's a true report!

Hunter really committed all the crimes documented on his laptop.
53   HeadSet   2023 Jun 23, 7:53pm  

Patrick says

It's a true report!

Absolutely true. They will still accuse you of filing a false report.
54   gabbar   2023 Jun 24, 6:34am  

Patrick says

Yes, there's a kind of natural selection going on in many areas.

Naive people are a danger to themselves and to others.

Better to be a warrior in the garden than a gardener in a war.
55   Patrick   2024 Nov 17, 5:48pm  


Delivered-To: p@patrick.net
Received: from host.feroxtechnologies.solutions (unknown [108.163.204.124])
by patrick.net (Postfix) with ESMTPS id ECECAA0416
for <p@patrick.net >; Mon, 18 Nov 2024 01:18:25 +0000 (UTC)
Received: from [38.103.244.155] (port=62380)
by host.feroxtechnologies.solutions with esmtpsa (TLS1.3) tls TLS_AES_256_GCM_SHA384
(Exim 4.98)
(envelope-from <hr@patrick.net >)
id 1tCqPL-00000004Awt-2F3B
for p@patrick.net ;
Mon, 18 Nov 2024 01:18:26 +0000
From: HR Department <hr@patrick.net >
To: p@patrick.net
Subject: Patrick Organization Staff Performance Appraisal
Date: 17 Nov 2024 20:18:25 -0500
X-Get-Message-Sender-Via: host.feroxtechnologies.solutions: authenticated_id: aws.cloud.smtp000500@aws.amazon.com
X-Authenticated-Sender: host.feroxtechnologies.solutions: aws.cloud.smtp000500@aws.amazon.com

As part of our commitment to continuous improvement and professional development, please find below a circular from Patrick Human Resources Department regarding your performance appraisal. We wish to inform you that your performance review is now available for your review.

You can view your personalized appraisal by clicking on the below evaluation. If you have any questions or need further clarification, feel free to reach out. Thank you for your hard work and dedication!

We appreciate your continued service and commitment to our organization.

Best Regards

Director

Patrick

Human Resources and Communication Department


Lol, that IP address 38.103.244.155 is registered to:


OrgName: PSINet, Inc.
OrgId: PSI
Address: 2450 N Street NW
City: Washington
StateProv: DC
PostalCode: 20037
Country: US
57   Ceffer   2025 Mar 5, 11:04am  

Patrick says

Tenpoundbass says

I keep getting spam saying they caught me whacking off to the nudie girls on the interwebs.


Just think how surprised you'll be when the porn sites send you offers to work as a walk on.
58   stereotomy   2025 Mar 5, 6:12pm  

I'm getting text spam about TX toll tags. I tried to report it to the FBI but the website is down.

That's OK - I can deal with phishing texts, but have more trouble with rouge FBI thugs.
59   WookieMan   2025 Mar 5, 9:17pm  

stereotomy says

I'm getting text spam about TX toll tags. I tried to report it to the FBI but the website is down.

I love trolling them back. I get the same texts in IL with the wrong service for our state. I'll double check my balance and text them back with the nastiest texts you could imagine. Then mark it junk so it disappears. I'll try to save the next one. Their links are obviously bull shit.

They likely don't read them as it's bulk texting, but it makes me feel good in a sick way. Maybe they get really old people but a 41 year old growing up with tech, capable of building websites (not great), I know bull shit sites and emails when I get them.
61   stereotomy   2025 Mar 6, 2:15pm  

The bots, chicoms, and NSA/CIA are getting desperate about the influence of organic internet conversations.

Well done! That's why PatNet is becoming my go-to for organic (aka real human and non-bot) news.

What is the deal with massive blanks pace padding lines in every post? Is this just me, or is this a recent bug?
62   Patrick   2025 Mar 6, 2:19pm  

stereotomy says

What is the deal with massive blanks pace padding lines in every post? Is this just me, or is this a recent bug?


I didn't change anything recently. Can you post a screenshot of that?
63   stereotomy   2025 Mar 7, 2:50pm  

Patrick says


stereotomy says


What is the deal with massive blanks pace padding lines in every post? Is this just me, or is this a recent bug?


I didn't change anything recently. Can you post a screenshot of that?


Test
64   stereotomy   2025 Mar 7, 2:52pm  

It was happening last night - it seems to be corrected. Don't know if my machine is the cause, or there were TCP/IP injection intercepts between machines.
65   MolotovCocktail   2025 Mar 7, 3:20pm  

Patrick says


I didn't change anything recently. Can you post a screenshot of that?


Test.

I didn't change anything recently. Can you post a screenshot of that


Test 2

It's how the blockquote tag renders with line breaks. It can probably be shortened with CSS.
66   Patrick   2025 Mar 7, 9:55pm  

OK, that could definitely be altered. Did it. Look now.

Better?
67   MolotovCocktail   2025 Mar 7, 10:00pm  

Patrick says


OK, that could definitely be altered. Did it. Look now.

Better?
68   Patrick   2025 Apr 9, 2:11pm  

Sent to me:


70   Ceffer   2025 Apr 29, 1:12pm  

I get shit every day now. All click baiting to get account information and passwords.
71   PeopleUnited   2025 Apr 30, 3:38pm  

A great leader is going to come along and solve all these security concerns with a system of electronic payments and credits. Each person who accepts the new system will get a special mark in their hand or forehead.

But the best idea would be to skip that offer. You might gain the world but what you lose is more valuable.
72   Patrick   2025 Aug 4, 9:43pm  

Lol, just got spam from the patrick.net accounting department:


Requested by : Account Department
Position : Head Of Accounts

Dear all,
Below is the link to this year's salary increase, which will take effect at the end of August 2025.

salary/staff mail.comnews/empl.record/2025-reports/

Note: Review the list above and confirm your new salary information.

Thanks & Regards,

Head Of Accounts
patrick.net


I showed it to my wife and she said she wants to know what my patrick.net salary increase will be!
73   HeadSet   2025 Aug 5, 6:45am  

Patrick says

I showed it to my wife and she said she wants to know what my patrick.net salary increase will be!

Already spent.

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