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There Is "A Jungle Telegraph" Out There


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2022 Jan 19, 8:02pm   224 views  6 comments

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#sianproctor From late 1982 to early 1984, I lived in a charming small village of 15,000 that sits on the Indian Ocean. It is Albany, West Australia. At that time in my life, I was "broke and down on my luck." I didn't even own a car. I had a small black and white portable TV. I lived in a tiny room. My main pastime was going to the library and reading books. I started to really enjoy African adventure novels by a South African author named Wilbur Smith (over 100 million books sold in many different languages.) One of his books really caught my attention. It was titled "Rage." It was about the plight of an average white South African family living through Apartheid.
I wrote a letter to Mr. Smith in care of his publisher in London. I asked him what the future of South Africa would be. Was a peaceful transition to an all-race democracy possible? At worst I expected no response. At best I expected a dull form letter thanking me for my interest.
Some weeks later when I went to my post office box, there was a note there. It asked me to see the postmaster. I went to the postmaster's office. He was holding a letter. The return address indicated Wilbur Smith and a post office box in Cape Town. I opened the letter that was handwritten. Mr. Smith said that he had no plans to move out of Cape Town. He saw a peaceful transition to an all-race democracy. I showed the contents of the letter to the postmaster. For the rest of that day, people came up to me and talked about the letter that I had received from Wilbur Smith. News indeed did travel fast.
Yesterday morning after an appointment with my eye doctor, I went to the post office. A large brown envelope was in my post office box. I opened it. The was an Explore Mars, Inc, lapel pin mounted on a stiff board. Dr. Sian Proctor's autograph was there as well as the appropriate certifications. I had a pin that had spent 3 days 300 miles above the earth. I took it to my picture framer Tyrell. He designed an excellent display for Elena and me. My next stop was the swimming pool. One of my "swim buddies" shook my hand. He congratulated me on receiving the lapel pin that had spent 3 days in orbit. Two other "swim buddies" congratulated me.
There is "a jungle telegraph" out there. News does travel fast.

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1   just_passing_through   2022 Jan 19, 11:11pm  

Dear Readers Digest Readers,

Today the bot made a WOT.

FJB
2   AmericanKulak   2022 Jan 20, 12:54am  

ohomen171 says
He saw a peaceful transition to an all-race democracy.


Well, he was wrong.
3   Ceffer   2022 Jan 20, 1:04am  

It must be that jungle beast, Elena, all dressed in tight leopard skin.
4   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jan 20, 6:18am  

Uncle Syd gave me a space pen one time, that had been on the Space Station, but my mother made me give it back. Syd was going around the retirement community saying how I wouldn't shut up about it, and kept going on and on about how I wanted one. And that I finally backed him into a corner into agreeing to give it to me. That damn pen could write upside down, can you believe it? Elaine gave me head for my troubles, And George and Cosmo took me to my favorite Soup place to get over the pen. Then George had to ask if the Chili was made with real hamburger or fake hamburger, so the soup Nazi threw us out again, can you believe it?
5   komputodo   2022 Jan 20, 8:48am  

Tenpoundbass says
Then George had to ask if the Chili was made with real hamburger or fake hamburger, so the soup Nazi threw us out again, can you believe it?

He never learns....First the bread, now the hamburger meat.
6   Ceffer   2022 Jan 20, 10:54am  

I'd be more impressed if he and Elena were in the 250 mile high club. "Yikes, isolate the chamber, the sperm globs and Elena's bodily fluids are floating all over the place!"

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