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One Sex Doll per household


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2020 Apr 1, 2:30pm   881 views  20 comments

by Rin   ➕follow (8)   💰tip   ignore  

Yes, nationwide, I will sign an executive order which will allow every household to get a single RealDoll so that feminists cannot coerced men or even women, if they're lesbian, into paying palimony or some hush money for faux rape charges.

Within a single generation, women will be using strap-on dildos with each other and feminism will end.

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2   Onvacation   2020 Apr 1, 3:12pm  

Rin says
every household to get a single RealDoll

So brothers are going to have to share the rubber ho with their daddy?
3   Rin   2020 Apr 1, 3:31pm  

Onvacation says
So brothers are going to have to share the rubber ho with their daddy?


This will encourage others to get a job and pay for an additional one or two at home.

Otherwise, it would be pure boinking welfare state rather than sponsorship.

We need to encourage work while minimizing feminism.
4   B.A.C.A.H.   2020 Apr 1, 3:58pm  

You can have my allotment.
5   Tenpoundbass   2020 Apr 1, 3:58pm  

I like the old faithful sandwich bag, at least I can swap out the face I'm watching on the computer.
6   Booger   2020 Apr 1, 6:53pm  

Onvacation says
Rin says
every household to get a single RealDoll

So brothers are going to have to share the rubber ho with their daddy?


I expect pressure washer sales to dramatically increase.
7   Tenpoundbass   2020 Apr 1, 7:48pm  

Tell the truth Rin, you're a Developer/Investor/Consultant for the real Doll, or the regional sales manager?
8   Ceffer   2020 Apr 1, 8:16pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Tell the truth Rin, you're a Developer/Investor/Consultant for the real Doll, or the regional sales manager?


Just a completely drained, fully satisfied customer.
9   Rin   2020 Apr 2, 2:16pm  

Ceffer says
Just a completely drained, fully satisfied customer.


Not yet, but soon ...
10   Rin   2020 Apr 2, 2:18pm  

Tenpoundbass says
or the regional sales manager?


No need, the thing sells itself.

Matt McMullen, founder of the company, can barely keep up with the demand with his shop near San Diego.
11   Booger   2020 Apr 2, 3:35pm  

Rin says
Tenpoundbass says
or the regional sales manager?


No need, the thing sells itself.

Matt McMullen, founder of the company, can barely keep up with the demand with his shop near San Diego.


Proudly made in USA!! We could wipe out our trade deficit if we can develop an export market for them.
12   Ceffer   2020 Apr 2, 6:06pm  

I wonder how many thrown out backs and ruptured discs from trying to follow the RealDoll Kama Sutra?
13   Automan Empire   2020 Apr 2, 6:30pm  

What's it like to blow your load then lie there in post-nut state pondering in fullness that you just came into a $4000 dead weight doll that you now have to clean out?
14   Onvacation   2020 Apr 2, 6:32pm  

So,
When you wear out your RealDoll's orifices do you send it back to the factory or do they send you a rebuild kit?
15   HeadSet   2020 Apr 2, 6:34pm  

Automan Empire says
What's it like to blow your load then lie there in post-nut state pondering in fullness that you just came into a $4000 dead weight doll that you now have to clean out?


See, that is why Rin needs a wife, to clean out the doll.
16   just_passing_through   2020 Apr 2, 6:40pm  

Automan Empire says
you now have to clean out?


He can just hire someone for that.
17   Ceffer   2020 Apr 2, 6:43pm  

You start out buying lube, and after too many dilations, wind up buying poly shrinker. It's like your RealDoll wound up having a few kids.
18   HeadSet   2020 Apr 2, 6:48pm  

I suppose the snatch in the real doll is removable. You could then put it in the dishwasher after use, (use caution if invited to Rin's for dinner), or use a pre-paid mailer to send it to the sperm bank.
19   Ceffer   2020 Apr 2, 7:29pm  

Sounds like the situation is ripe for inadvertent sloppy seconds.
20   HeadSet   2020 Apr 2, 8:01pm  

Ceffer says
Sounds like the situation is ripe for inadvertent sloppy seconds.


That could be said for some real flesh and blood women as well.

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