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New cereal: politiflakes

By Hircus follow Hircus   2019 Oct 18, 10:52pm 409 views   10 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    

The libs have infiltrated cereal.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/kellogg-partners-with-gay-rights-group-for-all-together-cereal-and-twitter-is-not-happy-194510338.html



I'm cool with the message, but I know where this eventually leads. Soon, homogenous cereals like corn flakes, rice crispies, orig cheerios etc... will be called racist, homophobic, and white supremacist, and likely cancel cultured by maniacal libs running in circles in an outraged delusional panic.

"no! not frosted flakes!! how dare you add whiteness and imply that it is the enhancing, sweet, treat aspect of the cereal!!! ahhhh!!!!!"

1   Al_Sharpton_for_President   ignore (6)   2019 Oct 19, 7:49am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

All whites, an Asian sun and the rest - other amusing animals. WTF!!???
2   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2019 Oct 19, 7:53am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I hope that's milk on the rainbow cereal.
3   Fuckyouasshole   ignore (1)   2019 Oct 19, 9:12am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

A cereal for the vocal minority
4   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2019 Oct 19, 9:15am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Made of grains who believed they were born a different species.
5   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Oct 19, 9:47am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

They missed the opportunity to show children images of cartoon animals sodomizing each other on the box!

Hopefully this oversight will be, uh, rectified soon.
6   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2019 Oct 19, 10:05am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Those fags kids deserve nothing less than the shit cereal that fell on the floor during production, all swept up into a big pile and packaged in a Clown World Box.

Here's your prize!
7   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (3)   2019 Oct 19, 12:28pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Gays target kids yet again.

WTF now cereal for 5 year olds is an LGBT convo starter? Fucking assholes!!!

Never buying anything Kellogg’s again.
8   marcus   ignore (11)   2019 Oct 19, 3:33pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

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Right Wingers are such special snowflakes. Triggered by a message celebrating diversity.

Triggered again !

The sad thing is, if not for your bigotry you would realize that it reflects a message Jesus delivered to his followers, almost exactly.

Fortwaynemobile says
Gays target kids yet again.

WTF now cereal for 5 year olds is an LGBT convo starter? Fucking assholes!!!


Looks like it won't last long anyway. Limited edition box.
9   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Oct 19, 4:08pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

marcus says
it reflects a message Jesus delivered to his followers, almost exactly


Jesus promoted sodomy? Got any quotes?
10   just_passing_through   ignore (7)   2019 Oct 20, 12:15am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Eggs n' bacon from now on!

... and donuts.

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