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New cereal: politiflakes

By Hircus follow Hircus   2019 Oct 18, 10:52pm 742 views   19 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share      


The libs have infiltrated cereal.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/kellogg-partners-with-gay-rights-group-for-all-together-cereal-and-twitter-is-not-happy-194510338.html



I'm cool with the message, but I know where this eventually leads. Soon, homogenous cereals like corn flakes, rice crispies, orig cheerios etc... will be called racist, homophobic, and white supremacist, and likely cancel cultured by maniacal libs running in circles in an outraged delusional panic.

"no! not frosted flakes!! how dare you add whiteness and imply that it is the enhancing, sweet, treat aspect of the cereal!!! ahhhh!!!!!"

1   Al_Sharpton_for_President   ignore (5)   2019 Oct 19, 7:49am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

All whites, an Asian sun and the rest - other amusing animals. WTF!!???
2   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2019 Oct 19, 7:53am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I hope that's milk on the rainbow cereal.
3   Fuckyouasshole   ignore (1)   2019 Oct 19, 9:12am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A cereal for the vocal minority
4   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2019 Oct 19, 9:15am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Made of grains who believed they were born a different species.
5   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Oct 19, 9:47am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They missed the opportunity to show children images of cartoon animals sodomizing each other on the box!

Hopefully this oversight will be, uh, rectified soon.
6   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2019 Oct 19, 10:05am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Those fags kids deserve nothing less than the shit cereal that fell on the floor during production, all swept up into a big pile and packaged in a Clown World Box.

Here's your prize!
7   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (3)   2019 Oct 19, 12:28pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Gays target kids yet again.

WTF now cereal for 5 year olds is an LGBT convo starter? Fucking assholes!!!

Never buying anything Kellogg’s again.
8   marcus   ignore (11)   2019 Oct 19, 3:33pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

:
Right Wingers are such special snowflakes. Triggered by a message celebrating diversity.

Triggered again !

The sad thing is, if not for your bigotry you would realize that it reflects a message Jesus delivered to his followers, almost exactly.

Fortwaynemobile says
Gays target kids yet again.

WTF now cereal for 5 year olds is an LGBT convo starter? Fucking assholes!!!


Looks like it won't last long anyway. Limited edition box.
9   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Oct 19, 4:08pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says
it reflects a message Jesus delivered to his followers, almost exactly


Jesus promoted sodomy? Got any quotes?
10   just_passing_through   ignore (8)   2019 Oct 20, 12:15am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Eggs n' bacon from now on!

... and donuts.
11   Hircus   ignore (0)   2021 May 13, 5:40pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Fast forward 2 years, and the latest iteration of politflakes has evolved.

https://therightscoop.com/kelloggs-creates-new-woke-cereal-for-kids/

The side of the box now has interactive propaganda in a convenient form which is palatable to children. The parent/teacher/childcare worker can use the box to to help convince the victim that its rational and legitimate to just choose whatever gender they like, or even make up your own gender and write it on the line. That's all it takes to change who your gender!



And look at these 2.
The woman looks like she's so damn proud of her wokeness and virtue. And the man looks like he wants to molest your child under the guise of "cereal story time"


I will "inspect" this box of cereal each time I'm at the supermarket. I will also accidentally step on and crush the box each time.
12   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2021 May 13, 5:53pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Maybe this is a way to sell the spillage from all the separate cereals. Just sweep them up, mixed them together, box and sell. Good way to capitalize on the diversity loon trend.
13   RC2006   ignore (2)   2021 May 13, 6:00pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Fortwaynemobile says
Gays target kids yet again.

WTF now cereal for 5 year olds is an LGBT convo starter? Fucking assholes!!!

Never buying anything Kellogg’s again.


That's what its really about.
14   richwicks   ignore (2)   2021 May 13, 6:11pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Hircus says
I'm cool with the message, but I know where this eventually leads. Soon, homogenous cereals like corn flakes, rice crispies, orig cheerios etc... will be called racist, homophobic, and white supremacist, and likely cancel cultured by maniacal libs running in circles in an outraged delusional panic.


It's just garbage in a box.

Remember those old commercials that would always tout "And it's part of THIS nutritious breakfast!" and on display would be a nutritious breakfast, with a bowl of sugar frosted chicken feed. A pile of dog shit could have been said to be part of the nutritious breakfast, they never ever claimed that the cereal itself was ever nutritious - because it wasn't and isn't.
15   richwicks   ignore (2)   2021 May 13, 6:12pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
marcus says
it reflects a message Jesus delivered to his followers, almost exactly


Jesus promoted sodomy? Got any quotes?


I think it's bizarre that anybody sees anything homosexual about this.

It's just a marketing gimmick to get people to talk about the this candy that nobody should eat.
16   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 May 13, 6:21pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Never going to eat any product from Kellogg's anymore.
17   AmericanKulak   ignore (1)   2021 May 13, 7:10pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Kelloggs was a leftist schmuck right down to his commitment to eating twigs and leaves and his Foundation has funded Commiecrap forever.

It's stunning how the same trajectory was followed by stinkers for over a century.
18   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 May 13, 9:21pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Kellogg was the God Father of the wellness fart sniffers. You know he was a Lefty.
19   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 May 13, 9:39pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Here's a cool post on W C Kellogg his philanthropy and left leaning ideas, vs. his foundations Left views and Philanthropy.

https://capitalresearch.org/article/kellogg-foundation-radical-leftward-drift/

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