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I don't need that thing. Hemostats and a jeweler's loupe work fine.
But when you can have literally ANYTHING because you have the money, perhaps the fun is all in the chase.
IMHO, here's the real problem, Bezos is thinking that money equals being 'hot in the sack' and thus, is texting penis pics like that other retard, Anthony Weiner.
Now, here's the truth ... what many men are afraid of, is that their flaccid state, is significantly less potent than their erect one! And that's it!
I ran into this theory and decided to do my own experiment, here's a Penis Stretcher ...
If one uses this religiously, like let's say an hour and half per day, sure, one won't have a gigantic erect schlong, however, one's flaccid length will increase.
And thus, I did the experiment myself. My starting point was 4" flaccid, 6" erect.
Then, after several months of exercise, my flaccid was 5" and erect, 6.25". Notice the difference, when I drop my jersey, it looks a lot bigger than before but at the same time, I don't care that the erect length isn't up to some Ron Jeremy or Biggus Dickus standard.
If Bezos understood this, he wouldn't waste money chasing bimbos. He'd instead, stretch the Pony Baloney, travel to Vancouver BC for hoeing, and simply enjoy the life of being a rich guy.