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Political Humor Thread


               
2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   4,375,623 views  46,590 comments

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44244   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 2:26pm  

Just think how upset they'll be when gas goes back down to $2.25 cents a gallon.
44245   Kepi   2025 Mar 14, 2:31pm  

Tenpoundbass says





HeadSet says


My wife always said that JD Vance required a beard or he would look like a child.


Yeah, it is not easy to not notice this. The fellow had what it takes to become a Marine (no small feat), but he has such a baby face.


44246   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 3:06pm  

LOL! Just because he's dead doesn't mean he isn't still useful to the CIA AI. They would prefer the entire Dem base be a necropolis of avatar voters and botswarm commentators.

44247   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 3:28pm  

Trump declares apartheid on South African diplomat, LOL!

https://t.me/insiderpaper/34278
44249   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 3:38pm  

"I was demonstrating to the administration the extreme value of holding the Epstein files for leverage instead of squandering them in reveals to the idiot sheeples. Every mature politician realizes that Washington is held together by assured mutual blackmails. Utility beats transparency every time."

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/03/13/chuck-schumer-surrender-shutdown-00230481
44250   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 3:53pm  

Yeah, I always preferred 'Willful, purposeful malicious and subversive outright deception and propaganda' myself.
44252   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 5:02pm  

They also agreed to take in 100,000 more psychotic Muslim jihadists if we take Rosie back.

44262   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 5:15pm  

I think they killed Hunter (or he OD'd) a couple of years ago when he was up to his old druggie stunts with an entourage and naked in a pool in the Pacific Palisades mansion (at public expense). After that, they just had actor in the usual beauty and publicity shots in Washington.

What the caper is with the post election Hunter actor is anybody's guess, except they don't want the actor being called in for testimony. That would be embarrassing to try to stage testimony from the actor. Maintaining theatrical continuity is a bitch. So, 'Hunter' will wind up in some non extraditable foreign clime? Secret Service or fake SS CIA handler?







44263   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 6:18pm  

Are you believing the Satanic Bloodline shit yet? Justin murdered his brother as a human sacrifice (ostensibly lost on a camping trip) and to eliminate the competition. The body was never found.





44264   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 6:22pm  

Jesus says "Invade Canada before it's too late".





44266   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 6:27pm  

"Except for the Epstein Pedovores. We are still trying to strike a balance between using the blackmail and revealing the blackmail."

44268   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 6:55pm  

They may die, but the body doubles and the CIA Switzerland ticker tape propagandas live forever.



https://t.me/TheCatturd/5965
44269   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 6:57pm  

Prolly the only way she would have gotten into Columbia short of a Hamas pre paid double down scholarship.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2025/03/13/watch-actress-debra-winger-among-mob-who-stormed-trump-tower/
44270   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 7:02pm  

Catturd groks Massie.

44271   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 7:05pm  

Guess we need to send him back to one of those MKUltra shrinks. They're the ones with the low hourly fees and lots of meds.

44272   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 7:07pm  

Plus he curses his parents every day for bringing him into the world.

44273   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 7:13pm  

Is a Republican dangling his Epstein pedo vid from a fishing rod in front of him as he speaks? How sweet it is.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/03/chuck-schumer-calls-republicans-bastards-live-air-video/
44274   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 7:16pm  

No problemo. They all have jobs waiting as fact checkers at Meta.

44275   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 7:25pm  

Are we finally seeing the rat scattering breakup of the service to self political criminals? Will the Swiss CIA ticker tape AI Borg hold steady? Maybe some Satanic duct tape will help. The Nancy Actress doesn't gibee shittee because she's not real, just a castigating cartoon body double of service.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/03/pelosi-flames-schumer-blistering-statement-caving-spending-bill/
44276   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 7:29pm  

"Houston, we have a patsy". No ranking CIA officers or SES were harmed in the generation of this patsy.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/03/biden-autopen-scandal-bombshell-key-biden-aide-suspected/
44277   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 7:32pm  

Finally. A President who can call bullshit bullshit and not suffer an iota of push back for language.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/03/case-against-me-was-bullsht-applause-breaks-after/
44278   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 7:36pm  

Here we go. The first baby step in dismantling the previous illegitimate Presidential regimes? I can hardly wait for the official outing of Manchurian ObamaFag. Will they ever out the Biden Actor farce?

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/03/president-trump-says-everything-joe-biden-signed-autopen/
44279   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 7:41pm  

There has been a massive growth in Satanic Ritual Abuse in the United States since WWII with millions of victims. Et Tu, Mormon Church? Big Love for Baphomet?

https://youtu.be/cJX6KIi9LL4?si=1fajtJbBjoCJFRRK

44280   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 7:47pm  

"Let them eat hypomania, dancing, costumes and a patently fake Michelle body double." Apparently, even the baseline morons aren't buying it. Show probably only exists to defy the ongoing allegation that 'Big Mike' may have been taken out. Maybe Mike brought out Obama's kinetic alter at the wrong time in the wrong way, just like the paddle boarded cook.

https://youtu.be/cJX6KIi9LL4?si=1fajtJbBjoCJFRRK
44281   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 7:50pm  

That's what happens when you try to ripcord out from the Freemason orders. That ole blackmail comes to light mysteriously.

44282   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 7:52pm  

Money management wasn't George's strong suit either. Likely the con artists and mother ship unzipped it back past the retards.

44283   Ceffer   2025 Mar 14, 10:42pm  

Grok issuing arrest porn hopium now? Grok is entirely too literate for AI and may also be a cover for another Q type reveal campaign?

https://t.me/tribunalsandexecutions/506463

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