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Political Humor Thread


               
2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   4,437,909 views  46,665 comments

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23401   Ceffer   2023 Apr 11, 10:32pm  

In honor of the companies that have gone trans
You might be a "Bud Light" drinker if . . . . Your panties smell like your partner's *ss.

You might be at Disney World if . . . . your kid went missing for a half hour and returned with an all new fear of Mickey.

You might be a Jack Daniels drinker if . . . . every time you wake up from being drunk, you are sore in all the wrong places.

You might buy a Nike sport bra after a masectomy . . . . after all, their "sport bra model" has nothing there also.

You might be at the wrong party if "Barbie" shows up . . . . after all, trans role playing is now a thing even at Mattel.

You might be watching Blues Clues if . . . . the greatest mystery in the entire show is the guest singer's pronoun.

Your family might have watched the latest from Marvel if . . . . suddenly your 12 year old boy talks about the brother of "the girl next door", rather than her.
23402   Ceffer   2023 Apr 11, 11:11pm  

Interesting. Even ChatGPT will tell a legislator that he is skating on thin Constitutional ice with a proposed law, but the 'arbitrary enforcement' part is the part they are after to begin with with the bogus legislation. Here's the 'Destroy the Second Amendment Act' (RESTRICT ACT) for example:

23408   Ceffer   2023 Apr 11, 11:39pm  

Let me guess: This is Hunter Biden again.

23416   Ceffer   2023 Apr 12, 1:16am  

With all due respect to Greenland, I think Pityfuck would have been better:

23417   Ceffer   2023 Apr 12, 1:21am  

Wholly owned subsidiaries of Mockingbird CIA:

23425   zzyzzx   2023 Apr 12, 8:36am  

Ceffer says

With all due respect to Greenland, I think Pityfuck would have been better:


I'm pretty sure that everyone is going to call it Pityfuck anyway.
23426   Ceffer   2023 Apr 12, 9:33am  

Faggot BBC propaganda lapdog tries to foist bullhorn assertion fallacies on Musk. Surprising what happens when you counter their stock narrative.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/28211
23428   Dholliday126   2023 Apr 12, 2:47pm  

Oldie, but a goodie..


23432   Ceffer   2023 Apr 12, 7:26pm  

Bisexual pedo creeper WEFer Charles III exposed again. From Royal Fool to Globalist Ghoul and Caligulan mountebank.:
23433   Ceffer   2023 Apr 12, 7:33pm  

Your daily dose of gratuitous paranoia, in case your tank wasn't already full:

23436   Ceffer   2023 Apr 12, 10:44pm  

Fake but fun, or real? He probably wears one, but I don't think it would be that loose unless central casting got sloppy.
23438   Ceffer   2023 Apr 12, 11:11pm  

Guess their diversity faculty need something to do:

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/28216

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