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Political Humor Thread


               
2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   4,449,355 views  46,695 comments

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20274   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 4:40pm  

Are you happy to see me, or is that just a subterranean Draco caught in your teeth?

20278   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 4:47pm  

Robo Fido is coming to get you with your FBI file. If you don't answer the door, it will blast rounds to let itself in.


https://t.me/STFNREPORT/20235
20280   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 4:48pm  

Thank God for Pornhub telling us we should be engaging in endless, zipless sex on demand!

20281   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 4:50pm  

How the Nazi pendulum swings!:

20283   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 4:54pm  

Oh, shit. The Russkies are going all 'gossip girl' on us!



https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/89069
20284   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 4:57pm  

More likely, they are pulling the old switcheroo and harvesting them for their valuable and tasty little tissues. Not enough abortion mills to meet the demand any more? I can see the National Enquirer headline: "My dead baby's DNA was found in my McDonald's hamburger!"

20285   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 5:06pm  

Retarded Soros Fecal Impaction Ritualized Humiliation Of The People New York Mayor pleads the case for his hooker and cocaine time in the sun.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/39267
20286   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 5:09pm  

I'm shocked to hear that they still have a reputation.

20289   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 5:42pm  

All just one big happy Intel Agency family network! Nothing to see here, the fix is in, all optics.

https://t.me/Absolute1776/20911
20290   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 7:47pm  

Just to remind everybody about the reality behind the recent propaganda mythologies:





20299   Patrick   2022 Dec 29, 10:49pm  

Ceffer says







This is why all important documents should be brutally plain ASCII text.

If you need to copy something out of an important Word document, copy it as plain ASCII text. There is nowhere to hide anything.
20304   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 11:03pm  

It seems all this waiting for Space Force to complete its logistics has something to do with the 'white hat' timelines. When, Oh Sacred Space Force, will you authorize our liberation from the swarming pestilences of corruptions and social degradation?

20305   Ceffer   2022 Dec 29, 11:05pm  

Hopium, Oh, Hopium. Wherefore art thou, Hopium?

20306   rocketjoe79   2022 Dec 30, 10:31am  

Ceffer says







This sounds bogus since bail money required is only 10%.
20307   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2022 Dec 30, 10:52am  

Hugh_Mongous says

Patrick says



Booger says








I have been replying to every political text with: "All I care about is the prosecution of everyone who imposed vaccine mandates."




Nobody reads your replies. They simply carpet bomb everybody with requests to vote/donate. It's just like Nigerian e-mails: if it works - good, if it doesn't - they just move on.


they reply if you ask questions, i did, got a few replies
20308   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2022 Dec 30, 11:07am  

I reply with, "I'll vote for X if they help me fund my sex change operation".
20309   Ceffer   2022 Dec 30, 11:21am  

This was on Twitter. Guess the KommieKunt shielding circuits are at least partially down.

20310   Patrick   2022 Dec 30, 11:49am  

just_passing_through says

I reply with, "I'll vote for X if they help me fund my sex change operation".


How about even a little more insane:

"I'll vote for X if they help me fund my third sex change operation."
20311   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2022 Dec 30, 12:26pm  

Sometimes I mix it up and ask for $ for my kids sex change operation.

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