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Political Humor thread.

By marcus follow marcus   2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 114,210 views   11,234 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    





This is distinct from the TRump humor thread. If you're a triggered right winger, that wants to vent the best "libs are evil" crap you can come up with, this is the place. Not the TRump cartoon and Meme thread.

Although feel free to post memes very specific to Trump about how awesome he is, in the Trump cartoon and meme thread.

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11195   Onvacation   ignore (6)   2020 Jul 1, 2:21pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

This is it. This is the reason for the Covid-19 overreaction.
marcus says




11197   NoCoupForYou   ignore (4)   2020 Jul 1, 4:00pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

This tweet was aged to perfection:
11200   marcus   ignore (12)   2020 Jul 1, 9:29pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

richwicks says
They are called dog whistles because only you are able to hear them. You're the bigot.


Yeah, well I'm honest and can see both side on all of this stuff, unlike most people around here, that choose to lie their asses off.

Maybe you can explain why David Duke and the KKK supported Trump, or why Trump was so torn about whether to disavow that support in this awkward interview.



Don't surprise me, just do what you always do.
11201   richwicks   ignore (1)   2020 Jul 1, 11:31pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

marcus says
richwicks says
They are called dog whistles because only you are able to hear them. You're the bigot.


Yeah, well I'm honest and can see both side on all of this stuff, unlike most people around here, that choose to lie their asses off.

Maybe you can explain why David Duke and the KKK supported Trump, or why Trump was so torn about whether to disavow that support in this awkward interview.


The KKK is mostly FBI plants and a few useful idiots that don't know.

Why would the KKK, if they wanted to help Trump win, endorse him?

They've been doing this for decades. They did it to Pat Buchanan, they did it to Ron Paul fuck they did it to Ross Perot. How can you continue to fall for the same trick? Here, try to find a KKK member, anywhere. They are a defunct organization and have been since the 1970s.

The KKK were white anglo-saxon protestants. Why are they endorsing a man that has a son in law, who is Jewish, whose daughter converted to Judaism, and whose been friends with Netanyahu since before he even entered politics? If they are really racist bigots, why would they endorse Trump? How many KKK members have you met in your life? Point me to the a chapter of the KKK anywhere in the United States. Name a KKK function that happens anywhere. Why do you believe there are any significant number of KKK members?

I'm always amazed at how easy it is to trick people.
11202   CBOEtrader   ignore (6)   2020 Jul 2, 2:25am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

richwicks says
How many KKK members have you met in your life?


None. Though I bet david duke, Richard Sherman, and the other deep state shills will be invited on CNN to tell their audience how they supp Trump again in 2020.

Amazing how leftist media makes them famous every 4 years
11203   Onvacation   ignore (6)   2020 Jul 2, 6:08am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

richwicks says
The KKK were white anglo-saxon protestant
democrats.
11205   marcus   ignore (12)   2020 Jul 2, 9:59am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

richwicks says
I'm always amazed at how easy it is to trick people.


Hence Trump. The candidate and President for genius right wingers that are too smart to be tricked or manipulated in to voting for a dangerous and embarrassing joke of a candidate.
11214   jazz_music   ignore (15)   2020 Jul 2, 6:45pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Onvacation says
They are, shhh don’t tell nobody, it’s Trump’s big-ass secret very fine people
11216   Patrick   ignore (1)   2020 Jul 2, 9:05pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

jazz_music says
They are, shhh don’t tell nobody, it’s Trump’s big-ass secret very fine people


C'mon jazz_music the truth is becoming so painfully obvious.

Drop the hateful losers and join the side of truth. You're not a bad guy. We'd be happy to have you.
11217   NoCoupForYou   ignore (4)   2020 Jul 2, 9:10pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

jazz_music says
Onvacation says
They are, shhh don’t tell nobody, it’s Trump’s big-ass secret very fine people


It's not about rights, or oppression, or injustice.

It's about dominance. Minorities dominating the Majority, aka Oligarchy. Except, most historical Oligarchies have to pander at least a little bit to the majority to stay in power.

This one uses psychological guilt warfare to stay in power, and insures this guilt only ends up with True Believers in positions of power, either minorities or their guilty White allies, to perpetuate their power base.

That explains why nobody is interested in Black Crimes, Single Mothers, and Anti-White Quotas.
11218   Patrick   ignore (1)   2020 Jul 2, 9:13pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

NoCoupForYou says
It's about dominance. Minorities dominating the Majority, aka Oligarchy. Except, most historical Oligarchies have to pander at least a little bit to the majority to stay in power.

This one uses psychological guilt warfare to stay in power, and insures this guilt only ends up with True Believers in positions of power, either minorities or their guilty White allies, to perpetuate their power base.

That explains why nobody is interested in Black Crimes, Single Mothers, and Anti-White Quotas.


Great insight. It really is psychological guilt warfare.
11221   Onvacation   ignore (6)   2020 Jul 3, 11:02am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Racists be racist.
11224   jazz_music   ignore (15)   2020 Jul 3, 1:07pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Patrick says
C'mon jazz_music the truth is becoming so painfully obvious.
Because I traffic in truth every day here?
11225   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   ignore (7)   2020 Jul 3, 1:21pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Not really political, but I don’t see much of any Gen Xers or Boomer out whin...er...protesting

11226   jazz_music   ignore (15)   2020 Jul 3, 1:27pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Patrick says
Drop the hateful losers and join the side of truth. You're not a bad guy. We'd be happy to have you.
Thank you the invite, I'm not sure what to say.

When you say "we," what I think of is a bunch of conspiracy happy right wingers who are not justified to dish out textual combative abuse tactic and high five each other for doing that all day. The irony is rich when people parrot the memes of being "woke" and "red pilled."

Anything that makes Trump look bad is fake and lies according to him and he rejects all the mainstream media which, regardless of his complaints, does serve a legitimate purpose and does broadcast SOME serious journalism, the kind that you have to work for. On the other hand Trump has bolstered an alternate media full of conspiracies and Trump lies as if those readers were privy to special secrets, truths or inside information.

You should run for your life if you should meet a man in your life who reminds you of Trump.

All these side issues of racial prejudice, political correctness, abortion, LGBTQ, are the way a party that exists to service the wealthy few can still attract votes from the majority, and keep the majority from talking about correcting lack of representation, wealth inequality, stable jobs, access to health care, education, housing, justice, and stability in retirement. All those substantial issues that require money to be allocated.

The appetites of the wealthy have gone unchecked and grown outrageous. The wealthy have paid propagandists to neutralize us rendering us docile to our plights, and beat into everyone's heads daily that if we should derive any benefits from paying taxes that it would be class warfare.
11227   richwicks   ignore (1)   2020 Jul 3, 2:59pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

jazz_music says
Anything that makes Trump look bad is fake and lies according to him and he rejects all the mainstream media which, regardless of his complaints, does serve a legitimate purpose and does broadcast SOME serious journalism


First: No, the media doesn't serve any legitimate purpose at this point. They are complete propaganda. You should be aware of this when networks can LIE about a story for YEARS and not be called out on it. Rachael Maddow did it with Russian Collusion, Fox news did this with weapons of mass destruction. There is no news media in the United States, it is PURELY propaganda.

Second: Trump can do bad things, but he's done nothing as bad as the last 4 motherfuckers we've had as president. They were garbage. They lied us into wars repeatedly, they have undermined the middle class viciously, and they have destroyed the rule of law. Hillary Clinton would have been the same, and Joe Biden would be a continuation of it.

Which brings me back to my first point - the fucking criminal propaganda media we have defends those motherfuckers, that's their ONLY purpose.
11230   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2020 Jul 4, 9:13am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

jazz_music says
On the other hand Trump has bolstered an alternate media full of conspiracies and Trump lies as if those readers were privy to special secrets, truths or inside information.


I've been thinking a lot about that lately Jazz, and the media that has sold Trump's base Wolf Tickets for the last 4 years, now know their reckoning is coming. So many of them now are joining the resistance, in a very subtle way. For instance on Breitbart, their Wires link and most of the articles in their Politics link in their menu, are mostly AP, UPI and Yahoo sourced news items. The Breitbart staff is NOT writing and covering many stories, like the Black lady using he 15 year old daughter to be racist bigots and harassed a couple because they are white. AP covered it and even said the van backed into someone as they were backing up and leaving. Leaving out the whole part, that was the mother the same woman that was causing the problem. The van did not hit the woman, but the woman said "Ima gonna beat Yo Ass!" as she pounded on her glass window. trying to give the illusion that she was struck. The lady in the car didn't realize she was back there trying to set up a fake accident pedestrian car strike. She though the lady was back there beating on her window not letting them leave, screaming... "Ima gonna beat yo Ass!" so she got out with the gun, telling them to back up.
AP didn't see fit to provide the video of the incident or a link to it.

There is no Pro Trump media they have all been systematically transformed. By bullying, boycotting, threat of banks demonizing them, and all kinds of Unconstitutional shit that will not stand the SCOTUS Muster. But now I doubt any justice will ever come of it, because most all of those 2016 pro Trump publications, have chased the management, and journalists that made those publication what they were back in 2016.

Most of what has been coming out in the last few months everything but the Burisma scam(that was new twist) was reported by The Daily Caller, The gateway Pundit, and Beitbart back in 2016. Justice is almost catching up with it now. But don't ever take BB or TDC word for it.
Jim Jordan and Tom Fitton are the only purveyors of truth left. They are trying like hell, perhaps the day of reckoning will come eventually. But none of the news sites will have the facts straight when it comes. It will be a surprise to all of them.
11233   richwicks   ignore (1)   2020 Jul 4, 4:12pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

marcus says


1) Clinton didn't balance the budget. It's a MYTH. IN what year did the national debt NOT change or go down?
2) Bush didn't control the economy, what he did was lie us into a war.
3) Obama didn't fix the economy. What he did was spend 8 years bombing 7 nations.
4) Trump may think glue is yummy, I do not know - I don't care - he's not started a new war

WTF are your priorities? The US has bombed Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen, Libya, Iraq, Syria, and Somalia. In what possible way has this been done for the benefit of Americans?

You tell me.

The last 4 presidents were fucking monsters. They are kids going to Afghanistan that weren't even born before September 11, 2001. What in hell is the US still doing there? To get binLaden?

Americans are fucked. Frankly, at this point, you all deserve it. It's an entirely morally bankrupt nation at this point.
11234   NoCoupForYou   ignore (4)   2020 Jul 4, 8:10pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

FuckTheMainstreamMedia says
Not really political, but I don’t see much of any Gen Xers or Boomer out whin...er...protesting

Great pic.

Pops let me sip his beer at the Polish Festival when I was 6-7. Nobody gave AF.

Grandpa let me sit in his lap and drive the Olds down the Southern State. He let me sit in the car when he placed some bets at OTB. He only got his GED at age 40 and read the WSJ and the Bible in his armchair every single night.

I never wore a helmet or any other crap bicycling ever as a kid or teenager. Nobody gave AF.

I literally had a soap chip placed in my mouth for saying a swear word in front of my grandma.

My mom smacked me outside the Arcade about age 8 when I ran off her from Modell's to go there. Nobody gave AF

We need the Great Defenstration of the Karens.

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