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Elizabeth Warren to kick off presidential campaign with her first big-name endorsement​


               
2019 Feb 9, 7:59am   1,038 views  5 comments

by Al_Sharpton_for_President   follow (6)  

Rolling out the "We're All Indians" campaign, Warren seeks to attract middle class white voters who may embrace bogus minority claims as a ticket to a better life. "Sure, my abuelos were from Argentina. That's what I've been told." winked a laid off blonde blue-eyed factory worker. "I like burritos, so hello affirmative action." affirmed another Warren supporter.

Warren plans to unveil a new, high-profile backer in Rachel Dolezal on Saturday, who will ​endorse the former professor at the outdoor event. In an unexpected move, Dolezal opted to throw her support to Warren, and not her good friend, California state senator Kamala Harris, who Dolezal has accused of pirating her act.

In addition to Dolezal, other members of the We're All Indians delegation will also speak at the rally, sources told CNN, including Brett Kavanaugh gangbang accuser Julie Swetnick, Vietnam war hero Senator Richard Blumenthal, and social activist and fashion model Triggly Puff. All are expected to indicate their official support for Warren's campaign.

The senator will be joined by family, including her husband, Bruce Kicking Horse Warren, and her two children, Dances With Yorkies and Starbucks Two Hands. Some of her grandchildren are also expected to be in attendance.

In the days leading up to Saturday's announcement, Warren has been weighed down over her past false claims to Native American heritage. The Washington Post reported that Warren wrote in 1986 that her race was "American Indian" in a Texas state bar registration card, adding to the list of instances in which the senator self-identified this way.

The disclosure prompted yet another public apology from the senator, just days after she had expressed remorse to Cherokee leaders for using a DNA test last year to try to show her Native American ancestry. The growing Indian race-faking scandal has eclipsed revelations of Warren's earlier attempts to claim Spanish heritage which were abandoned over her inability to master the bachata.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/09/politics/elizabeth-warren-campaign-kickoff-massachusetts/index.html

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1   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2019 Feb 9, 9:04am  

Ahahahaha!!!!

You go Fauxcahontas!
2   Bd6r   2019 Feb 9, 9:11am  

I think I will self-identify as a Neanderthal. Are there any affirmative action goodies available for them?
3   Ceffer   2019 Feb 9, 9:51am  

Fake minorities seeking rule of the majority!

"You have to be even more smart and resourceful to be a FAKE minority and get away with it! It's a rite of passage!. Since Congress is floridly corrupt, grasping, fake and paid for, it only makes sense!"
4   HeadSet   2019 Feb 9, 10:25am  

d6rB says
I think I will self-identify as a Neanderthal. Are there any affirmative action goodies available for them?


Well, if you are of European ancestor, you could have as much as 10% Neanderthal DNA anyway. You should get privileges, after all, the Neanderthals were oppressed into extinction.
5   HeadSet   2019 Feb 9, 7:28pm  

TrumpingTits says


Yep, and he can prove it by showing a Birth Certificate that use Times New Roman font.

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