Heh, Heh! The top one looks like the janitor at my grad program. A sweet little Columbian girl in the program came up to me and said she walked into a female professor's office (married) and found the professor on her desk with her legs open being eaten out by the janitor. The Columbian girl was so funny and innocent when she told me, I really had to coach her along to finally get out of her what happened.
The lawyer behind Ford and Swetnick
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