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Noooooo... this is worse than DemonSex

First fucking hit!!!



Man, what was life like before the freakin' internet.

"Dude there was this french movie about a talking vagina."
"Man, c'mon dude, no way."

TwoScoopsPlissken says

Saw it as a kid on Video Tape, haven't found it since.

Your childhood seems interesting to say the least. Talking French vagina movies? Do you mean kid as in 16 or are we talking younger? How the fuck do you just come across a tape like that? Sorry for all the questions. I can't deny I lol'd at this this. In a good way.

You also still have to laugh that there are 600k plus results for "french movie talking vagina" on google. Can't imagine hitting the images or video tab to unearth those gems.

WookieMan says

Your childhood seems interesting to say the least. Talking French vagina movies? Do you mean kid as in 16 or are we talking younger? How the fuck do you just come across a tape like that? Sorry for all the questions. I can't deny I lol'd at this this. In a good way.

Friend's dad had a videotape store, one of the first. 80% of the business was adult tapes, he pretty much had any porn movie every ported to VHS.

I'm talking maybe 2000+ adult titles.

Friend's dad thought his son should help run the store, so we had a great time. This started around 14, I probably had 5 titles on "rent" from the video store at any given time. When you're 14, well come on man. Even Blockbuster didn't put him out of business, but the internet eventually did.

I probably had seen hundreds of porn movies before age 18.

https://imgur.com/UKRrseN

One of Trump’s biggest criticisms was was when he made fun of a handicapped person, it’s funny how it’s OK when liberals make fun of how someone else speaks, especially when that’s a second language.

https://theamericantribune.com/boom-woke-comedian-loses-half-his-audience-over-anti-trump-jokes/

Woke “Comedian” Loses HALF His Audience Over Anti-Trump Jokes

Late-night star Jimmy Kimmel says that his criticism of Donald Trump is to blame on his massive decline in fans.

According to Kimmel, half of his fans left him after a constant barrage of anti-Trump jokes filled Jimmy Kimmel Live.

“I have lost half of my fans – maybe more than that,” said Kimmel in an appearance on the Naked Lunch podcast.

I can't believe how detestable the guys on TV are now.
Only Maher has some redeeming qualities.
Maybe Conan is funny but I don't recall watching him enough to have an opinion.
I don't know who the old guy with glasses is.
Why do they need to import foreign assholes for TV anyway?
Aren't there any American guys who look like a pig and are annoying? Why need Corden?
The other two suck dick too; why hire them?
Saturday night live was interesting when it began; decades later it's lame.

zzyzzx says

Woke “Comedian” Loses HALF His Audience Over Anti-Trump Jokes

He's a pedophile first and foremost. Why is it in "decent" society we don't do the decent thing to pedophiles like they do in prison?

https://babylonbee.com/news/jimmy-kimmel-sends-tonights-jokes-to-president-xi-for-approval

LOS ANGELES, CA — According to inside sources, comedian Jimmy Kimmel is currently running tonight's Jimmy Kimmel Live! jokes by CCP President Xi for approval, as is his daily custom.

"We have a tremendous round of hilarious jokes for you, O Most Excellent Xi," a nervous Kimmel was overheard saying. "Tonight, I'm going to tell a good one about how President Trump smells like poop. And then I'll tell unvaccinated people to die! Funny, right?"

"Ha Ha Ha. Yes, Jimmy. Velly funny," Xi replied.

Sources say the leader of China benevolently approved all Kimmel's jokes but required him to add at least one hilarious quip about how anyone who says COVID came from the Wuhan lab is a vile racist who should be sent to a Chinese concentration camp.

"Oh, that is a hilarious one, Your Worship!" exclaimed the beloved late-night host. "We will add it to our show right away! Thank you for your most valuable feedback, O Handsome One Who Looks Nothing Like Winnie The Pooh!"

At publishing time, Kimmel was seen running the remainder of his show by several Pfizer execs.

Dan8267 says

Blurtman says

Is Jimmy Kimmel a weepy cuck?

Are you offended that a man cried or that his speech was damn effective at showing what scum Republicans are?

The "Affordable" Health Act was passed under a Democratic congress with a Democratic president. People are stupid to think one party is different than the other at this point. No matter how fucking obvious it is, you can't see it.

This is fake news. Kimmel runs all his skits past the Swiss Octagon, and occasionally, a surly Masonic Overlord from Chatham House. Xi only gives feedback when jokes about organ donors are on the agenda.

clambo says

Only Maher has some redeeming qualities.

I know old comment. I agree/disagree. He's playing to his audience all the time. Wants to be edgy and pandering. Basically push but not too far on either side. He's smart in that he knows if he goes woke he loses 25% of his audience at least. Basically I look at Maher more as an actor than an actual intelligent host.

Everyone here doesn't have writers for them. He does. So we really don't know where he personally stands outside of his publicly displayed persona. He also just has a shit personality and demeanor in my opinion. As in my previous comment he at least isn't Kimmel that flipped from having a show with bikini clad chicks bouncing on trampolines to this woke fag. So Maher get some credit there. He's stuck to his morals basically. I can respect that.