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Eubonics for white people - 'Americanese'


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2017 Mar 21, 8:00am   3,114 views  18 comments

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Jeffrey Lord explains that Trump is not a liar, he just speaks a different language - lets call it 'Americanese.'

What's wrong with English? Can't we expect our immigrants and those that marry them and become President to just speak English like the rest of us?

#politics

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1   Tenpoundbass   2017 Mar 21, 9:38am  

The liberals have been teaching nigganese in school for years.

3   MisdemeanorRebel   2017 Mar 21, 9:52am  

Is there a "Comedienne" whose schtick does not rest on being an alcoholic slut?

4   Tenpoundbass   2017 Mar 21, 9:53am  

Tenpoundbass says

The liberals have been teaching nigganese in school for years.

For extra credit the Liberal Hillary voting teacher will suck your junk and fuck you in the park if you really master the language well.

5   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2017 Mar 21, 9:59am  

Tenpoundbass says

The liberals have been teaching nigganese in school for years.

What should we call your particular brand of Eubonics? Tenpoundassonics?

6   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2017 Mar 21, 10:00am  

WaPoIsHitler Lipsovitch says

Is there a "Comedienne" whose schtick does not rest on being an alcoholic slut?

If a few typos qualifies one as an alcoholic slut, our commander in chief is right up there with the best of 'em.

7   just_passing_through   2017 Mar 21, 10:04am  

WaPoIsHitler Lipsovitch says

Is there a "Comedienne" whose schtick does not rest on being an alcoholic slut?

No.

www.youtube.com/embed/rx9A0ABUV-I

8   MisdemeanorRebel   2017 Mar 21, 11:45am  

YesYNot says

If a few typos qualifies one as an alcoholic slut, our commander in chief is right up there with the best of 'em.

No dude, I mean a routine that is 90% about getting drunk and fucking.

Y'know, what Gilda Radner, Lucille Ball, and Phyllis Diller didn't have to do to be funny.

9   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2017 Mar 21, 11:51am  

WaPoIsHitler Lipsovitch says

No dude, I mean a routine that is 90% about getting drunk and fucking.

Does this genre really surprise you? It's perfectly obvious to me why it flourishes. I figured you were concerned about the typo, because it was highlighted in a bold red box.

10   MisdemeanorRebel   2017 Mar 21, 12:07pm  

It's not really a typo, a typo would have been "Geennes". I suspect the superior person, whose education is wholly PoMo Liberal Arts memorization that probably centered around Maya Angelou, honestly didn't know the word for "Genes" as in Genetics.

It's ironic that people who mock Trump's style of speaking can't spell a fairly common word.

11   Ceffer   2017 Mar 21, 12:26pm  

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/aug/24/drugs-agency-recruits-slang-speakers

Lying is just white politician ebonics. We just need proper translators, there is nothing wrong with it, it is a valid form of language and expression.

Spin on!

12   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2017 Mar 21, 1:55pm  

WaPoIsHitler Lipsovitch says

It's ironic that people who mock Trump's style of speaking can't spell a fairly common word.

A little bit. But it's not ironic that a Trump supporter would draw big conclusions from a single data point (one tweet). that seems to be par for the course. It is ironic though that a Trump supporter would worry at all about grammar or spelling.

WaPoIsHitler Lipsovitch says

It's not really a typo,

This is getting pretty nit picky about the definition of a typo. Is a typo only when you fat finger the keyboard, or is it also considered a typo when your phone selects one word when you meant to swype another? What about when you are typing really quickly and you use your instead of you're even though you know the difference? Here's an interesting take on typos versus thinkos: http://people.ischool.berkeley.edu/~nunberg/nucular.html

In any case, I don't know who that person is or if she knows how to spell genes if asked. But Trump is the president, and I do find it off putting that he speaks so ambiguously and refuses to clarify things when he is worried about being perceived negatively.

13   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2017 Mar 21, 2:14pm  

Ironman says

Did you really post that?? Seriously??

Yes.

Ironman says

After all the times your favorite "news" sources have gone on and on about Trump single tweets from 3 AM.... Really??

Did you notice that part of the sentence where you wrote 'all the times'? That means that there have been many data points. Trump has made some ridiculous tweets, and it's newsworthy. No one claimed he was an idiot, but they did claim that he made a terrible tweet and a strategic mistake. The fact is, when you are president, each comment you make is going to be discussed in depth if it is out of the ordinary.

14   MisdemeanorRebel   2017 Mar 21, 7:24pm  

YesYNot says

A little bit. But it's not ironic that a Trump supporter would draw big conclusions from a single data point (one tweet). that seems to be par for the course. It is ironic though that a Trump supporter would worry at all about grammar or spelling.

How many times has the entire press pounced on some story about Golden Showers or other malfeasance just to dump it 24-48 hours later after they realize there's no meat at all on the bone?

Boorish, stupid political behavior is par for the course for Hollywood Types.

15   MisdemeanorRebel   2017 Mar 21, 7:25pm  

YesYNot says

This is getting pretty nit picky about the definition of a typo. Is a typo only when you fat finger the keyboard, or is it also considered a typo when your phone selects one word when you meant to swype another? What about when you are typing really quickly and you use your instead of you're even though you know the difference? Here's an interesting take on typos versus thinkos: http://people.ischool.berkeley.edu/~nunberg/nucular.html

Hmmm, I tried typing "Genes" on my phone and "Jeans" wasn't offered as an option using Swype. I got "Gina", "Gene" and "Green"

16   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2017 Mar 22, 6:22am  

Ironman says

Then you have WAY too much time on your hands

Yes, the cable news has way too much time to fill. So, they sit around shooting the shit. Then YOU 'froth at the mouth' over what they say. Why do you project so much? Are you just following Trump's example?

17   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2017 Mar 22, 6:24am  

WaPoIsHitler Lipsovitch says

How many times has the entire press pounced on some story about Golden Showers

Wasn't this a buzzfeed report? I think CNN reported it briefly before retracting it. So, I'd say zero times for the entire press.

18   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2017 Mar 22, 8:08am  

Ironman says

Maybe you should do a quick review here to see who actually is:

I read the post and occasionally post stories that I like. You whine like a child and complain about the source even if the story is reported elsewhere. You always spew the same lame crap about the WaPo and NYT like a broken record. It's bizarre.

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