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When do we leave Rin?

Cruise ships are for 3 kinds of people:

The Newlywed
The Overfed
The Nearly Dead

Vicente says

The Overfed

I always thought cruise ships were just repositories for vicious, hard-to-find pathogens and cryptosporidium species. The best place to look if your lab needs more bad viruses, bacteria, and parasites.

Since most of what you eat on a cruise ship soon comes back out both ends, in liquid form and great volume and velocity, they should rebrand themselves as fat farms.

Basically it's involuntary bulimia.

FYI: Swingers have higher rates of STD than Street Hookers.

thunderlips11 says

FYI: Swingers have higher rates of STD than Street Hookers.

If and when antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea is ready for prime-time - and some researchers say the "if" part is no longer part of the debate - there are going to be some awkward moments in church groups throughout stuccoburbia, and many highly uncomfortable marital discussions.

Impractical, even the ones on land, require that only couples can enter. They don't want them to be a cauldron of single men.

thunderlips11 says

FYI: Swingers have higher rates of STD than Street Hookers.

HydroCabron says

If and when antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea is ready for prime-time - and some researchers say the "if" part is no longer part of the debate - there are going to be some awkward moments in church groups throughout stuccoburbia, and many highly uncomfortable marital discussions.

Rin says

Impractical, even the ones on land, require that only couples can enter. They don't want them to be a cauldron of single men.

There goes my dream vacation.

You can always hire a hooker to go to one as a couple. Swingers always have to be couples. Either the man talked the woman into it, or the woman is bi or lesbian orientation and wants a forum to indulge without giving up her marriage. When there are extra men, it is usually for the men with women to experience the desirability of their female companions being taken by other men, or acting out covert homosexual fantasies.

All you have to do is recruit or pay the woman to go as a couple. Good luck with the recruiting part. I would imagine recruiting a woman who is a wife would be risking the marriage to suggest it, or if not a wife, risking multiple slaps across the face before finding a woman who would take you up on it. Occasionally, women find men they prefer as sexual and life partners and like better than the hapless man who talked them into swinging in the first place and request a divorce after swinging for a while, thus the principle of unintended consequences.

If these parties were open to everybody and singles, it would wind up a bunch of naked men brawling for a few women, just as nature intended.

Probably just more efficient in the long run to hire the hookers and leave your significant other out of it.