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Homeboy says

Strategist says

But I don't want authentic Mexican food. Every time I have tried it at mom and pop Mexican restaurants I hated it, it was awful. I want Americanized Mexican food.

What's the matter? Did all that FLAVOR make you scared? Here's something you might enjoy:

Oh, it doesn't have white rice, though. Maybe not quite bland enough for you.

That's worse then Taco Bell.
I don't eat frozen.

komputodo says

That's a Fiesta in your mouth!!!

And later it's a fiesta in your ass.