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I found APOCALYPSEFUCK's truck!!!


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2014 May 9, 4:12am   16,855 views  46 comments

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7   indigenous   2014 May 9, 1:11pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

I like the style, but you have to know, when anyone recognizes my ride, it's too fucking late.

You flatter yourself.

8   indigenous   2014 May 9, 1:47pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Maybe, but no one's ever laughed at me for blaming the Lincoln assassination and 9/11 on the CRA.

As usual you are confused.

9   Vicente   2014 May 9, 3:01pm  

New Renter says

I can't tell what state that truck resides in but I KNOW it ain't California!

Why do you say that?

Looks like it was posted on calguns.net

They got nothing on the Libyans.

10   Dan8267   2014 May 9, 3:54pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Maybe, but no one's ever laughed at me for blaming the Lincoln assassination and 9/11 on the CRA.

Canada Revenue Agency?

The bastards! I knew it!

11   zzyzzx   2014 May 20, 1:19am  

Just found his motorcycle too:

12   Strategist   2014 May 20, 1:25am  

Remind me never to cut him off on the freeways.

13   anonymous   2014 May 20, 1:37am  

Only fitting it was posted on calligulans.net

14   zzyzzx   2014 Jun 17, 12:47am  

I just found this neat exhaust mod:

15   Strategist   2014 Jun 17, 12:52am  

zzyzzx says

I just found this neat exhaust mod:

Remind me never to tail gate him.

18   MAGA   2014 Oct 3, 9:21am  

My ride:

19   Strategist   2014 Oct 3, 9:43am  

zzyzzx says

Great, you found his goat too.

20   Howdy There   2014 Oct 3, 12:19pm  

jvolstad says

My ride:

Useless during the zombie apocalypse, aka ebola stage 4.

21   bob2356   2014 Oct 3, 1:51pm  

This is how we do it in NZ.

22   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2014 Oct 3, 3:58pm  

Found his shoes

23   Strategist   2014 Oct 4, 1:00am  

I can only wonder what the family Thanksgiving dinner looks like.
Any pictures?

24   Strategist   2014 Oct 4, 1:01am  

bob2356 says

This is how we do it in NZ.

I'm willing to bet that sheep is still a virgin.

25   bob2356   2014 Oct 4, 2:14am  

Strategist says

bob2356 says

This is how we do it in NZ.

I'm willing to bet that sheep is still a virgin.

The sheep is equipped to protect itself from OTHER farmers.

26   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2014 Oct 4, 4:42am  

Shoot I bet he's somebodies D-a-a-a-a-a-a-d

27   New Renter   2014 Oct 4, 7:18am  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Bally. Shovels on the passenger side, too? In case people riding shotgun have to help with unruly motorists.

And to quickly dispose of the remains no doubt.

28   MAGA   2014 Oct 4, 1:40pm  

Don't forget the car magnet.

29   Ceffer   2014 Oct 4, 3:51pm  

AF's truck would have to include oil slicks, barbed wire bolos, and road nails with grappling hooks to snag the Realtors.

And portable log splitters, with a YAM bumper sticker.

30   zzyzzx   2014 Nov 18, 1:43am  

I just found his wheelchair, should he ever need one:

31   zzyzzx   2015 Jan 23, 11:42am  

His snowmobile!

32   Dan8267   2015 Jan 23, 12:47pm  

His dildo...

33   Strategist   2015 Jan 23, 5:31pm  

I wonder what AF's house looks like.

34   Strategist   2015 Jan 23, 7:50pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Strategist says

I wonder what AF's house looks like.

How do you know I don't live in a Zeppelin?

I saw your truck. You can't park it in a Zeppelin.

36   HeadSet   2020 Apr 21, 6:58am  

bob2356 says


This is how we do it in NZ.




Is that a wine rack?
37   rocketjoe79   2020 Apr 21, 2:45pm  

Strategist says

zzyzzx says




Great, you found his goat too.



Bump stocks on the goat guns. Perfect for radical Jihadists having "relations" with the goat.
38   Booger   2020 May 1, 4:45pm  

Apocalypsefuck has grandchildren???

39   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 May 1, 4:47pm  

Strategist says

Remind me never to cut him off on the freeways.



Visually check for giant guns before making such a life altering decision on the freeway.
41   Automan Empire   2020 May 6, 8:32am  

There used to be this grizzled Vietnam Vet character who drove around town in a WWII era Jeep with a non-functional machine gun mounted on the back. One of those iconoclastic against the grain but harmless types.

One day post-9/11, all the cops in town went screaming by lights and sirens and descended on an Arby's parking lot. I took a contrived test drive that direction a few minutes later to find all the cops walking back to their cars shaking their heads and dispersing. Turns out some Karen called in that there was a terrorist with a machine gun, so the entire force converged on the guy guns drawn as he's eating a Roast Beef and Cheddar.
43   mell   2020 May 6, 10:49am  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch says

Strategist says


I wonder what AF's house looks like.



How do you know I don't live in a Zeppelin?



44   HeadSet   2020 May 6, 2:49pm  

mell says
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch says

Strategist says


I wonder what AF's house looks like.



How do you know I don't live in a Zeppelin?






And today is actually the 83rd anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster at Lakehurst, NJ. Coincidence, or are you guys just morbid?
45   Ceffer   2020 May 6, 2:57pm  

I wonder if AF ever wakes up in a drenching sweat realizing his best buddies on Patnet are HEY YOU, marcus, jazz, Tim Aurora, and the array of PRC bots. I always thought that would be the Patnet fate worse than death.
46   mell   2020 May 6, 2:59pm  

HeadSet says
mell says
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch says

Strategist says


I wonder what AF's house looks like.



How do you know I don't live in a Zeppelin?






And today is actually the 83rd anniversary of the Hindenburg disaster at Lakehurst, NJ. Coincidence, or are you guys just morbid?


This is the Zeppelin from Iron Sky - great B movie. Probably in AFs collection

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