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I Want to Start a Porn Business & Sell Fleshlights...
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2013 Dec 20, 12:55am 2,523 views 10 comments
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Ceffer
2013 Dec 23, 3:40am
Is this so that in the emergency room, when the doc shines a flashlight in the embedded orifice for extraction, it shines right back?
Is this so the gerbil can find it's way out?
Is this to keep people from lighting a match and preventing gas explosions?
I'd love to see them "doing the wave" in a stadium with everybody bending over. Maybe it will catch on.
Is dental insurance included for those who insist on using it orally?
I assume they come with buttons for "eject" "pause" and "multiple playback"?
There has to be a "no fault, no orgasm" return policy.
If you include gps and action cams, they can save money on sigmoidscopies and you will never lose them at the orgy.
Are they self propelling and do they come with remotes so you can launch them and have them return when the mission is complete?
Does this mean that LED now means "Light Emission Dildo"?
Bubbabeefcake
2013 Dec 23, 3:58am
I'm sure there would be a very large profit margin with this kind of Monkey Business!
http://youtu.be/szk0p_f3zdY
zzyzzx
2013 Dec 30, 1:31pm
Is it a good investment these days anymore?
Why or why not?
Doesn't everybody already have one or two of these already by now?
Y
2013 Dec 30, 9:16pm
Sorry. Soon as you observe the event, the wave transitions into a particle.
You will never see the crest!
I'd love to see them "doing the wave" in a stadium with everybody bending over. Maybe it will catch on.
Ceffer
2013 Dec 31, 4:13am
Bitcoins arent the future? says
Soon as you observe the event, the wave transitions into a particle.
I surely didn't expect a quantum physics joke in this thread.
It's the Heisenberg Porn Uncertainty principle, offered up by the great minds of science.
If you see an orifice, you don't know where it's been.
If you know where it's been, you don't want to see it.
ChapulinColorado
2014 Jan 19, 6:30pm
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
What America needs to promote eco-friendly transportation is a vibrating bicycle seats that chicks could ride all over town having orgasms every block or two while they pedal away.
Awesome idea. Can you call it a "Nymph VibeRyder"?
Calling out any entrepreneurs..
Is it a good investment these days anymore?
Why or why not?
The peasant-class females must be really desperate and the peasant-class male probably can't get any pussy due to a lack of money but porn maybe affordable and fleshlights.
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