Would You Marry a Realtor? How About Have Sex with a Realtor?
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2013 Jun 8, 3:20pm 1,696 views 4 comments
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Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Jun 8, 3:43pm
Any of you ever wonder what kind of STDs a Realtor® maybe carrying? All that sex with buyers, sellers, estate brokers, mortgage brokers and banks...
Wow these motherfuckers are walking STDs that will soon mutate their own unique STD comprised of a combination of HIV, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes (All Strains), Hepatitis (All Strains), Warts, Crabs, Trich & Chlamydia.
Imagine all the idiots having one night stands with Realtors®!
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2013 Jun 8, 3:46pm
ApocalypseFuck always preaches how Realtors® & Bankers should be put in a wedding dress and than throw into a cell with Neo-Nazi serial killers...
Well will anyone be interested in marrying them?
Ceffer
2013 Jun 8, 3:56pm
Female real estate agents have a reverse proboscis that liquifies your intestines and shleps your gold dental work.
During sex, a doglike penis captivus immobilizes the victim, and the sharp proboscis emerges and goes to work.
Their husbands are usually loyal eunuchs, so they are safe.
Better just to stick with the BJ at closing.
Why or why not?
Is it because in a wedding dress all you will see is a maggot-looking piece of worthless shit?
But won't you than get protection from organized-crime boss mobsters called Brokers and their associates called Realtors®?
Anybody have any experience with getting involved with Realtors® romantically? Is it a lot like having sex with Mafia?
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