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Does having sex with your wife count as a chore?

Moderate Infidel says

Does having sex with your wife count as a chore?

Only if you can't get it up.

What about couples that neither one do any of the chores? Do they rut like warthogs on the garbage and debris multiple times a day/week?

Yeah well all of those Chicken sandwiches makes you tired at the end of the day.

So, the other 25 days they get nagged, sounds normal.

Is this for newly weds?

Wow so they have sex for 20 minutes max total! Woohoo go homer!

Married Guys Get Sex 3-5 times A MONTH? HA HA HA!!!!

Welcome to America. In the rest of the world, it's just the opposite, where Only the women complain about not getting enough.

"Husbands who do 'her' chores have less sex, study finds"

So,... which is the cause and which is the effect ?

I do believe less guys are marrying, nothing in it for them, couple of times a month is basically a teaser.

robertoaribas says

this is why you need 4 wives... how do I convert to islam?

http://www.islamreligion.com/articles/204/?gclid=CLm736PzkbUCFbSnPAodJlQA1A

Of course you can convert to MY religion as well. Just tithe your 15% and you can have all the wives you want!

robertoaribas says

this is why you need 4 wives... how do I convert to islam?

Commit a crime and go to prison.

that's what mistresses are for!

That's because Married Women are great multi taskers, while the guys can only endure his wife reciting the "honey do list" or going over the litany of unpaid bills during sex, only about 4 times a month. Or that number would be a lot less.

New Renter says

Cleaning pool = fighting lions

I thought it was harpooning the Kracken.

At least we can get it up...

Tuesday, Nov 20, 2012
YourHealth, AsiaOne

SINGAPORE - A recent survey has found that while 32 per cent of Singaporean men expressed being extremely satisfied with their own erections, only 12 per cent of women felt the same way about their partners' erections.

The survey, conducted in Singapore and Malaysia by global pharmaceutical company Eli Lilly, found that the level of satisfaction is more balanced amongst Malaysian respondents.

Among Malaysians, 25 per cent of men said they are extremely satisfied with their erections, and 20 per cent of women indicated that they felt the same about their partners' erections.
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This could possibly be linked to another finding by the study, which revealed that while more than half of Singaporeans never know when they will have sex, almost half need to plan for moments of intimacy.

"It is sometimes necessary for couples to plan in advance to increase their satisfaction due to lifestyle or medical reasons.

"However, there will often be a trade-off with the excitement and romance of a spontaneous experience," commented Professor Peter Lim, Consultant Urologist at Gleneagles Hospital.

Dr Lim Kok Bin, Consultant Urologist at the Raffles UroRenal Centre, commented that not all Singaporean men understand their partner’s desires and how they can satisfy them, and noted that a woman's satisfaction is not solely derived from their partner's erection.

CaptainShuddup says

I thought it was harpooning the Kracken.

"Harpooning the Kraken"? sounds like a porn title...

CaptainShuddup says

I thought it was harpooning the Kracken.

I assume that this is a reference to the weight gain after marriage?

zzyzzx says

I assume that this is a reference to the weight(WOMEN) gain after marriage?

Thankfully I don't have THAT problem. Too bad my wife can't say the same. :)

zzyzzx says

CaptainShuddup says

I thought it was harpooning the Kracken.

I assume that this is a reference to the weight gain after marriage?

I took it as a reference to a decline in personal hygiene

Picture this, you're standing at the edge of a swimming pool with a long pole in your hand, and your thrusting it back and forth. Much like harpooning the Kracken.

I did mean harpooning Kenscrack.

Studies like these are nearly worthless. Correlation does not imply causality. Worst still, these studies aren't based on simple random samples -- and can't be because the person performing the study doesn't assign men and women spouses -- and so are full of lurking variables.

It could simply be that more manly men have more sex with their wives than girly men have with theirs. And, of course, manly men change the oil, but don't do the dishes or vacuum. And manly men marry submissive women who are raised to please their husbands. Girly men marry whatever woman is willing to take them as a chore-slave.

So what do we really learn from the study? Nothing. That's the problem with all these soft fluff pieces.

Dan8267 says

So what do we really learn from the study? Nothing. That's the problem with all these soft fluff pieces.

Agreed, Mr. Study poster number 1.

CaptainShuddup says

Dan8267 says

So what do we really learn from the study? Nothing. That's the problem with all these soft fluff pieces.

Agreed, Mr. Study poster number 1.

Not all studies are worthless. Only ones done improperly. There is a science to performing studies. It's actually called "science".

Any research called a study is usually bogus.

Or wasn't any research at all. Research has a stack of data that can accompany the claims and usually do. Where as studies are assumptions posed by journalist passing them selves off as researchers.

Well fuck a duck.

http://www.Y4ivw0mA6mg

Man what a bunch of misogynists.

Still making love much more regularly than either of those ridiculously low numbers, and after 8 years.

I think if we were down to 5 times a month, there'd be trouble.

Facebooksux says

I think I may want to invest in a gigolo service that rents out black dudes with huge penises in wealthy asian countries.

that would be bestiality.

Asians are 4 billions strong. our dick size is more than fine. if anyone should worry about their dicks it should be White men (population is only 10% and shrinking rapidly).

CaptainShuddup says

Well fuck a duck.

WTF was THAT?!

Mark D says

Facebooksux says

I think I may want to invest in a gigolo service that rents out black dudes with huge penises in wealthy asian countries.

that would be bestiality.

Asians are 4 billions strong. our dick size is more than fine. if anyone should worry about their dicks it should be White men (population is only 10% and shrinking rapidly).

THAT'S RACIST!!!

robertoaribas says

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

penise sizes, world wide...

Ahhh. I had a hunch I was Venezuelan. Now this makes sense!

robertoaribas says

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

penise sizes, world wide...

well if that map is true then i guess there must be A LOT OF malfunctioning white penises out there. bigger and yet still can't catch up with Asians. maybe White men should take lessons from Asian men.

robertoaribas says

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

penise sizes, world wide...

Facebooksux says

I think I may want to invest in a gigolo service that rents out black dudes with huge penises in wealthy asian countries.

Outside of US porn, I don't think schlong size is considered very important... The parts tend to match up, guy to girl around the world...

Dude you think about dicks way too much!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8BS4Z6LXsM

robertoaribas says

"tailfeathers deep: the gangbang at the lake"

Back in my college days I used to see the mallard gang bang every spring. Two or three males would take turns, one would have his way with the female while the others held her down. Had they been humans it would have been a felony.

For ducks? Its all good!

robertoaribas says

Mark D says

well if that map is true then i guess there must be A LOT OF malfunctioning white penises out there. bigger and yet still can't catch up with Asians. maybe White men should take lessons from Asian men.

you seem to be confusing procreating with satisfying the ladies... not hte same thing!

throughout most of human history they are actually the same thing.

nowadays there may be many women wanting to have kids for emotional, material reasons other than sex. but for most of human history, it has been all about "damn it feels good" then a couple months later, "what happened to my belly."

apparently Asian dicks excelled (#1) in making the ladies feel good and made them want to have sex more often which resulted in more offspring.

the wealth difference between two races have been only seen within the last 200 years or so, so it has nothing to do with big difference in population.

The difference between Asian and black is actually more cultural than physical. Asians are culturally programmed to engage in "K" strategy reproduction, where you have a few kids and raise them carefully. Africans go for the "R" strategy where you just have as many offspring as possible with minimal parental engagement. Over short term, the "R" strategy seems to work, increasing population quickly. But those uneducated kids fall just as quickly to disease and inevitable war, fighting, and starvation when their inadequate preparation rears its ugly head. The "K" strategy pays off in the long run, contributing to a healthy society of people who work together to sustainably grow a population of productive people.
Such people don't need to have as many kids, so they don't need giant pussy pleasers to get the job done.
White people, as in average intelligence, fall about in the middle with respect to penis size and just about everything else.
If white people are anything, they are average.

are "kracken" and "wilderbeast" interchangable??

zzyzzx says

CaptainShuddup says

I thought it was harpooning the Kracken.

I assume that this is a reference to the weight gain after marriage?