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Pinocchio has sketchy proof of the Higgs Bafoon Partical.


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2012 Mar 7, 5:09am   4,765 views  7 comments

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http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/07/scientists-getting-clearer-picture-of-god-particle/?hpt=hp_t3

cientists working on two independent experiments at the Tevatron accelerator in Batavia, Illinois, see patterns in data that might - just might - be indicative of signals from a Higgs boson. If so, that particle would have a mass between 115 to 135 GeV.

"A clearer picture is starting to emerge," said Rob Roser, physicist at Fermilab.

But the results from U.S. collider experiments don't have enough statistical significance to call their data a discovery.

It wouldnt be inaccurate to assume that I couldnt exactly not say that it is or isnt almost partially incorrect. Oh, on the contrary. I’m possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where the God Particle shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasnt where it isnt. Even if it wasnt at where I knew it was, that'd mean I'd really have to know where it wasn’t.

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1   TMAC54   2012 Mar 8, 11:57pm  

It appears the science community is having a nervous breakdown.
The theory of relativity won't play nicely with quantum mechanics.
Should we all just go back to the faith concept ?

QUANTUM MECHANICS RADIATOR REPAIR. A great place to take leak !

2   nope   2012 Mar 10, 6:03am  

I find it hilarious when people with no idea what they're talking about post dumb shit.

3   TPB   2012 Mar 10, 9:30am  

Well talking smack to the CERN Nerds, can be invigorating. Ever punch one? I keep having this reoccurring dream where I live next door to a Astrophysicist. He likes to stop me, with small talk to remind me how smart he is, and how one dimensionally stupid I am. That's when I grab him by the scruff of his collar, and collide my fist into his face trying to find the God particle. When Jesus comes walking up and says, "Please stop striking that Man."

4   TMAC54   2012 Mar 11, 5:56am  

TPB says

He likes to stop me, with small talk to remind me how smart he is, and how one dimensionally stupid I am

Hey TPB. A fun article. http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.08/colbert.html
I have also met a handful of "PHDs" that appear as numbskulls outside their own field.
Man keeps reaching new limits, but some will keep trying to convince us they are "ALL AWARE" ! Consider the source.

5   nope   2012 Mar 11, 5:07pm  

TPB says

Well talking smack to the CERN Nerds, can be invigorating. Ever punch one? I keep having this reoccurring dream where I live next door to a Astrophysicist. He likes to stop me, with small talk to remind me how smart he is, and how one dimensionally stupid I am. That's when I grab him by the scruff of his collar, and collide my fist into his face trying to find the God particle. When Jesus comes walking up and says, "Please stop striking that Man."

William E Baughb

It would have to be a dream for an astrophysicist to actually speak to you.

6   freak80   2012 Mar 12, 5:56am  

Correct Spelling:

Particle.
Baffoon.

7   TPB   2012 Mar 12, 8:00am  

I'm on to ya, and your Particle Buffoonery.

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