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STRONK at 50! My secret workout plan proven in Real Life.


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2024 Apr 18, 10:22pm   165 views  2 comments

by AmericanKulak   ➕follow (7)   💰tip   ignore  

At 40, I remember struggling to carry all $100 worth groceries from the car to the house. I'd almost always have to go get that last bag from the trunk.

BUT NOW, at almost 50, I can do so one handed!

That's right, as I approach AARP membership age, I can now carry ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS ($100) of groceries WITH ONE (1) HAND!

Only my secret set-reps progressive overlord system can get you THIS STRONK!

It's all due to my clinically researched top secret combination of internet research, fitness influence youtubers, and meticulous Excel Spreadsheet tracking.

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2   Ceffer   2024 Apr 19, 12:57am  

I predict your stronkness will allow you to lift $100 of groceries with a single finger by this time next year. Thank you, Biden Actor and the demon swarm behind you.

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