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DooDahMan says

Also:
Al Capone type gangster controlled and used politicians
Gangsta types are controlled and used by politicians.

However, the Chicago murder rate is higher today than in the days of the Chicago typewriter. So, the "Will actually kill you" is more likely today.
https://abc7chicago.com/archive/8977635/

HeadSet says

Al Capone type gangster controlled and used politicians

This is true down to the present day.

You've all been suckered by the powers of programmed KommieKunt social divisiveness to play the blame game on BoomFucks or any other generation. Self pity and failure to stand on your own two feet just mean that you have caved to 'The Thing'. You are the success of the propaganda mill.

For the most up-to-date info on Chicago Crime:

https://heyjackass.com/

It's always horrific.

Brilliant! We need more creative action like that.

Graffiti Trilobite. It was worth the wait.

I forgot about Herman, another great comic.

Bd6r says

My uncle went through this scam in the 80s when the original Top Gun movie came out.

He wound up top of his class F18 pilot, eventually Top Gun trainer. 'Aggressor', whatever that means. One of his brothers told me he'd take the new class of hot shots on by himself and mix them all up / 'shoot' them down.

Well prepared when he showed up at the recruiter. Aeronautical Engineer, SCUBA, pilots license, athlete, lots of pilots in his family, flew lots of model planes - believe it or not that helped.

Airforce rejected him for admitting he's smoked some pot before. By the time he was applying he was sort of a cultish Christian. Still is. Great guy though. Fly's major airlines now but is thinking about retiring early.

Gotta be fast on your feet in the mouthwash business:

My Grandpa loved Listerine! He died of colon cancer at 64 years old but that was probably from the beer, diet, and Rage against Democrats.

Notice how the bottles keep getting smaller but the prices keep going up? They thought we would not notice.

HunterTits says

what! they look young children!? so sad.

This supposedly real suggestion for online purchases:

HunterTits says

I did countless hours of MFF, MFM, amateur porn, Anal. But now, "I'm not like that anymore, but want you to treat me like a lady and pay all my bills in return for 2x month grudging starfish sex... if I havvvvve to. You never had and never will have me at my best, now you can have me at my worst."

AmericanKulak says

HunterTits says

I did countless hours of MFF, MFM, amateur porn, Anal. But now, "I'm not like that anymore, but want you to treat me like a lady and pay all my bills in return for 2x month grudging starfish sex... if I havvvvve to. You never had and never will have me at my best, now you can have me at my worst."

And the former whore rises like a phoenix, virginal, from the ashes of the fire of sexual decrepitude. Hosannah, glory to the Highest!

AmericanKulak says

You never had and never will have me at my best, now you can have me at my worst."

LOL! "You get to inherit my lesbian hooker rage at being used and abandoned by bestial males one after the other."

Shivers

Those serrated pedals are also the bane of stacking bikes on Caltrain. It's like they are perfectly designed to catch on spokes.

Patrick says

Those serrated pedals are also the bane of stacking bikes on Caltrain. It's like they are perfectly designed to catch on spokes.

I came close to getting in fights over this.